Miss Alabama crowned Miss America

[Joe]

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[Admin.]

I barged into the dressing room and saw her naked.

 

[Lily]

How are these pageants still a thing?

 

[Jack]

How are these pageants still a thing?

Sponsor $$$$$

 

[Lily]

Sponsor $$$$$

You're right. I don't think Americans watch anymore though. Or care for that matter.

 

[Alticus]

Does she get any money?

 

[Lily]

Does she get any money?

I think they wins $50k in scholarship money.

 

[Alticus]

I think they wins $50k in scholarship money.

Nice

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Wow, she still has all her teeth. Good for her.

 

[Joe]

How are these pageants still a thing?

Oddly, I didn't find most of them that striking or beautiful, including the Winner @Lily.

Here's all the contestants from that pageant:

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I thought a handful of them had Classic good looks, but most of them were somewhat plain, even quite homely.

They don't make 'em like they used to such as the girl from Gilligan's Island