I hate Lily so much! My life is so good now that I post all the time about how I hate her. I have more money in the bank, my single wide has miraculously become a triple wide.
And I, I don't have to ride my skate board to work anymore, I've upgraded to a motorized scooter. It's all because I post about how I hate this woman I really know nothing significant about on the other side of the world.
And, me...I've grown three inches since I've posted nothing but Oak posts. I want to get three more, I may break the 5 ft 4 height of the average American woman at that point.
lololololol...pwnt tools!