My Duet's Set List

[Jack]

No, it's not.

You are a fucking moron as well as being fucking old.

Old fucking moron.

Yes it is.

Old fucking crone. Need help getting out of your gaming chair?

 

[Lily]

We can put you to sleep before that if you like

O M G

You should be more judicious in your responses. Hope that helps.

 

[Lily]

Yes it is.

Old fucking crone. Need help getting out of your gaming chair?

Not as old as you, useless fuck.

In your 70s and getting trolled out of money. LOL

What a goober.

 

[Fredricka]

O M G

You should be more judicious in your responses. Hope that helps.

Why? Whats wrong?

 

[Alticus]

Watch this small video with Dave Hidalgo from Los Lobos and tell me if you agree with that he says about Hendrix. It's a short vid.

@Jack What do you think of what he's saying about Hendrix.

 

[Jack]

Not as old as you, useless fuck.

In your 70s and getting trolled out of money. LOL

What a goober.

Get off my fucking lawn already, bitch.

 

[Lily]

Get off my fucking lawn already, bitch.

Not your lawn, cocksucker.

 

[Jack]

Not your lawn, cocksucker.

Bye bye, stupid shit. Talk to the hand.

 

[Lily]

Bye bye, stupid shit. Talk to the hand.

Go fuck yourself, flip flopping cunt.

 

[Jack]

Go fuck yourself, flip flopping cunt.

No thanks, you go fuck yourself flip flopping cunt.

 

[Lily]

No thanks, you go fuck yourself flip flopping cunt.

NO YUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

You can't even come up with your own thoughts, fucking moron.

 

[The Cuntess]

You're 9 years older than me, old girl, you're both old

You and I must be the same age

 

[Jack]

@Jack What do you think of what he's saying about Hendrix.

I saved this for later. Just watched it.

He's a pretty snazzy guitarist. His comments About Jimi are pretty spot on. Major influence on a lot of guitarists.

 

[Fredricka]

You and I must be the same age

I'm 48, I think you're a few months younger than me

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Yes it is, stupid.

Fucking hypocrite. Go fuck yourself.

Oh and while you're at it, suck my cock.

Fucking coward.

Ahem...if I may.

Why would @Jack tell someone he obviously does not like (Wink, Wink) to suck his dick?

Wouldn't that be counterproductive?

Just another shining example of why @Jack is like that floater that you can never get fully flushed in two tries. That and he sucks balls...literally.

 

[Admin.]

FREE BIRD!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

STAIRWAY!!!

 

[Admin.]

In a gada da vida FTW

 

[Fredricka]

FREE BIRD!

Stunning contribution there, (does a lily eye roll)

 

[Admin.]

Stunning contribution there, (does a lily eye roll)

Your mum!

 

[Admin.]

Bolero!

 

[Fredricka]

Your mum!

She told me to tell you to post better posts, she says even she could do better than you

 

[Lily]

Stunning contribution there, (does a lily eye roll)

My eyerolls are better than your eyerolls, amateur.

 

[Fredricka]

My eyerolls are better than your eyerolls, amateur.

Well that's because I'm not a swivel eyed loon like you

 

[Lily]

Well that's because I'm not a swivel eyed loon like you

Sure you are. Admit it, confession is good for the soul. Unburden yourself.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Have another hit.

 

[Fredricka]

Sure you are. Admit it, confession is good for the soul. Unburden yourself.

Nice no you lils. Tell Alticus to stop being so passive aggressive and take his man tf up pills, it's doing me head in

 

[Lily]

Nice no you lils. Tell Alticus to stop being so passive aggressive and take his man tf up pills, it's doing me head in

It was rather nice, wasn't it?

Just putting up a mirror, cuckoo.

As for Alticus, you work it out. I'm not a mediator.

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily accidentally ate her own eyerolls one night while dreaming...

 

[Lily]

Fat Lily accidentally ate her own eyerolls one night while dreaming...

How stupid.