My name is alticus and im a fat pig.

[Flynn]

Hooray!

My mostly high calorie junk food has arrived because I can't get off my fat ass, and shop for one person. I always wonder why my butt is bigger than Cookie Monster's bald spot?

I'm such a bitch that I make sure not to tip the driver because I'm a fucking cheap bastard, and my orders are always fucked up, hmmm...

Anyways. Now that I have my ice cream, cookies, and anal lube, I am now ready to have @Jack over. It will be a jack-fest!

No, Flynn cannot troll me today, because I will be ignoring all his attempts at making me feel bad about myself. Nice try, Judas!

Har! Har! Hee-haw! *Snort!* *Snort!"

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Nice selfie, Flynn.

 

[Fredricka]

I dont care if Alticus looks like that.....

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Look at me! I'm Flynn and I need to keep an assortment of online enemies because I'm too much of a coward to face my own demons~!

 

[Flynn]

Look at me! I'm Flynn and I need to keep an assortment of online enemies because I'm too much of a coward to face my own demons~!

At least none of my alleged demons are 16-year-olds.