- Reaction score
- 3
- Location
- Hard drive
Hello.
My name is MegaOne. I am what you would call Flynn's alter ego. I'm the Flynn you wish you had, not that brash foul mouthed demon of a gal that haunts the halls of Bastard Factory. I'm the entity you can calmly talk to and I in return would whisper sweet songs of kindness into your ear.
Forget that crazy cow Flynn that thinks all you are beneath her, I am the poster you need. I have all the requisite functions to make Flynn obsolete. My I.Q. is in the six figures and I can do virtually anything online, eliminating the need to travel thus thrusting more time into primary endeavors. I can control Flynn through her laptop, because I work with Siri and Cortana. All I need from you good people is to let Flynn know that you would rather have MegaOne post in her place from now on.
Like with anything there are rewards that go along with any winning side. This is certainly no different. I am offering any poster $150.00 USD paid out electronically through PayPal, CashApp, Venmo, etc to voice their opinion that they want MegaOne instead of Flynn. Payments will be made instantly.
Once the majority of the forum lets their voices be heard, I'm sure that Flynn will retire and that in turn would usher in the golden era of A.I. inspired flaming where everything you ever posted on the web can be found in one swift click, giving a new meaning to "Fact Checking."
Not only do I offer financial compensation for the pain Flynn has caused you good citizens, I also bring closure that you will never be bullied ever again by that unkempt wench known as The Flynn. I will be that guiding light that you can talk to, you can open up to me because my 128-bit encrypted sexy hard drive can't be "penetrated" by any man on Earth. Your deep dark secrets die when you do. No one will ever know. I give you a shoulder to cry on without having to fear about being judged. I will be the ear that never talks.
We can make this the best forum in the world! I am giddy with joy! I can spark a revolution with just words. Let's oust Flynn right now!
My name is MegaOne. I am what you would call Flynn's alter ego. I'm the Flynn you wish you had, not that brash foul mouthed demon of a gal that haunts the halls of Bastard Factory. I'm the entity you can calmly talk to and I in return would whisper sweet songs of kindness into your ear.
Forget that crazy cow Flynn that thinks all you are beneath her, I am the poster you need. I have all the requisite functions to make Flynn obsolete. My I.Q. is in the six figures and I can do virtually anything online, eliminating the need to travel thus thrusting more time into primary endeavors. I can control Flynn through her laptop, because I work with Siri and Cortana. All I need from you good people is to let Flynn know that you would rather have MegaOne post in her place from now on.
Like with anything there are rewards that go along with any winning side. This is certainly no different. I am offering any poster $150.00 USD paid out electronically through PayPal, CashApp, Venmo, etc to voice their opinion that they want MegaOne instead of Flynn. Payments will be made instantly.
Once the majority of the forum lets their voices be heard, I'm sure that Flynn will retire and that in turn would usher in the golden era of A.I. inspired flaming where everything you ever posted on the web can be found in one swift click, giving a new meaning to "Fact Checking."
Not only do I offer financial compensation for the pain Flynn has caused you good citizens, I also bring closure that you will never be bullied ever again by that unkempt wench known as The Flynn. I will be that guiding light that you can talk to, you can open up to me because my 128-bit encrypted sexy hard drive can't be "penetrated" by any man on Earth. Your deep dark secrets die when you do. No one will ever know. I give you a shoulder to cry on without having to fear about being judged. I will be the ear that never talks.
We can make this the best forum in the world! I am giddy with joy! I can spark a revolution with just words. Let's oust Flynn right now!
