My "Private" Message To BF

[Fredricka]

A tit pretzel Alticus? this funny line is so unlike you, what's going on?

 

[Alticus]

A tit pretzel Alticus? this funny line is so unlike you, what's going on?

Thank you for that half-compliment.

 

[Fredricka]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
did you you know as Fredricka found out that I tuck my one pantleg into my sock so my dick doesn’t fall out

This begging from you is getting serious now x, mention me to your therapist please

 

[Fredricka]

Thank you for that half-compliment.

Credit where credit is due, keep it up

 

[The Cuntess]

Are we sure that you don't have tits that are so droopy that they drag on the ground if you don't tuck them in? I'm serious, my guess is that one could literally tie them into a bow or even a tit pretzel.

Yes. Certain people here can confirm this. So about your vagina…

 

[Alticus]

Yes. Certain people here can confirm this. So about your vagina…

If I did have one your entire family and your posse on TBC would be waiting in line to lick it juicy. Yours I'm guessing has a blue waffle deal going on.

suck a dick.

 

[The Cuntess]

If I did have one your entire family and your posse on TBC would be waiting in line to lick it juicy. Yours I'm guessing has a blue waffle deal going on.

suck a dick.

You still don’t have one tho.

 

[Alticus]

You still don’t have one tho.

Of course I don't have one. You are the one who insinuated that I have a vagina. Which is it?