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Nothing quite as funny—in a tragic sort of way—as seeing Bigly trying to hawk his wares on Vancouver Forum.
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<blockquote data-quote="Murdy" data-source="post: 827183" data-attributes="member: 585"><p>He’s DONE.</p><p></p><p>He made a horrific mistake marrying a gym rat turned insurance fraud hack who moonlighted as a voodoo high priestess. She told him that she was going to be buried in her wedding dress… and she did all kinds of voodoo on him. Pure ritual abuse some of this shit. She was a dark, tormented soul. That usually makes for a powerful dark arts witch. </p><p></p><p>The only thing he had going for him was that he didn’t believe… and he let his baby mama convince him to get cleaned by a spiritual healer. It was all downhill from there. I watched the decline that fateful Halloween weekend I almost mustered up the courage to admit I had a crush on him.</p><p></p><p>He had his head shoved so far up his ass that he couldn’t focus…. I realized later it was the darkness taking over. That’s the thing with spirituality… once you’re a sinner, it’s easier for it to get back in and take over. He was doing all sorts of low vibrational shit too that made it so much worse. He provides a vessel for it to become powerful.</p><p></p><p>Lost cause. He will be spending eternity with his 2nd wife in satan’s asshole.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Murdy, post: 827183, member: 585"] He’s DONE. He made a horrific mistake marrying a gym rat turned insurance fraud hack who moonlighted as a voodoo high priestess. She told him that she was going to be buried in her wedding dress… and she did all kinds of voodoo on him. Pure ritual abuse some of this shit. She was a dark, tormented soul. That usually makes for a powerful dark arts witch. The only thing he had going for him was that he didn’t believe… and he let his baby mama convince him to get cleaned by a spiritual healer. It was all downhill from there. I watched the decline that fateful Halloween weekend I almost mustered up the courage to admit I had a crush on him. He had his head shoved so far up his ass that he couldn’t focus…. I realized later it was the darkness taking over. That’s the thing with spirituality… once you’re a sinner, it’s easier for it to get back in and take over. He was doing all sorts of low vibrational shit too that made it so much worse. He provides a vessel for it to become powerful. Lost cause. He will be spending eternity with his 2nd wife in satan’s asshole. [/QUOTE]
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Nothing quite as funny—in a tragic sort of way—as seeing Bigly trying to hawk his wares on Vancouver Forum.