Nothing quite as funny—in a tragic sort of way—as seeing Bigly trying to hawk his wares on Vancouver Forum.
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Maybe there's some kind of brain surgery or penis pump, that might calm his mania.
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He’s DONE.
He made a horrific mistake marrying a gym rat turned insurance fraud hack who moonlighted as a voodoo high priestess. She told him that she was going to be buried in her wedding dress… and she did all kinds of voodoo on him. Pure ritual abuse some of this shit. She was a dark, tormented soul. That usually makes for a powerful dark arts witch.
The only thing he had going for him was that he didn’t believe… and he let his baby mama convince him to get cleaned by a spiritual healer. It was all downhill from there. I watched the decline that fateful Halloween weekend I almost mustered up the courage to admit I had a crush on him.
He had his head shoved so far up his ass that he couldn’t focus…. I realized later it was the darkness taking over. That’s the thing with spirituality… once you’re a sinner, it’s easier for it to get back in and take over. He was doing all sorts of low vibrational shit too that made it so much worse. He provides a vessel for it to become powerful.
Lost cause. He will be spending eternity with his 2nd wife in satan’s asshole.
He made a horrific mistake marrying a gym rat turned insurance fraud hack who moonlighted as a voodoo high priestess. She told him that she was going to be buried in her wedding dress… and she did all kinds of voodoo on him. Pure ritual abuse some of this shit. She was a dark, tormented soul. That usually makes for a powerful dark arts witch.
The only thing he had going for him was that he didn’t believe… and he let his baby mama convince him to get cleaned by a spiritual healer. It was all downhill from there. I watched the decline that fateful Halloween weekend I almost mustered up the courage to admit I had a crush on him.
He had his head shoved so far up his ass that he couldn’t focus…. I realized later it was the darkness taking over. That’s the thing with spirituality… once you’re a sinner, it’s easier for it to get back in and take over. He was doing all sorts of low vibrational shit too that made it so much worse. He provides a vessel for it to become powerful.
Lost cause. He will be spending eternity with his 2nd wife in satan’s asshole.
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Thanks for that, Blurt. Even those freaks at Vancouver forums can't stand Biggie Banned. He's over there accusing people of being "groomers" again. Good God. Does it or he ever end with those kinds of insults?
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Stumpy thinks the Earth is flat as well. He will do awesome there.
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ThugLife* How old is that manchild?
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That's the WORST recruitment campaign ever. Who goes to try recruit people and is shortly calling them all the "p" word...? What a fucking moron.
Interesting. I didn't know Shen Li followed her master around carrying his water from forum to forum. That was new.
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Thuglife? I still like Stumpy better.ThugLife* How old is that manchild?
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He was an awesome breakdancer.
These forums (BF, VF, and TBC) have an interesting, if convoluted, shared history.
In roughly chronological order (with approximate dates, to the best of my recollection--those who were there can correct me or add details if they so wish):
2008: Bec, current owner/admin of VF, opened VF on the smouldering ash pile of Vin's Discover Vancouver Forum.
2011: I joined VF at the behest of my brother, who'd been a member there since day one.
2012: I became a Global Mod at VF at the end of that year.
2012: Bec created the Asian-Canadian Corner sub-forum and let VF member Fashionista run it. It eventually changed its name to the Asian-Canadian Forum.
2013: I joined BAS (Banned All-Stars) whose members occasionally visited VF. It's where I first met Rotwang, who enjoyed trolling VF.
2014: I became interim Admin at VF when Bec had to go to Europe to deal with personal family issues. I eventhally made VF member RealWoman (aka Starling) one of my Global Mods.
2014: VF went through a mutiny of sorts over the behaviour of Edward, one of its mentally ill members, who had taken his trolling out into the real world, threatening the livelihood of some members by contacting their employers (in one case, posting pornography on a budding--now established--author's Young Adult fiction web site). Said mutiny was egged on by Rotwang, who took great pleasure in exacerbating division among the ranks. I wound up IP-banning Edward (a last resort). Targets of Edward's shenanigans also involved the Vancouver Police Department and the federal cops (RCMP). As a result of this mutiny, the ACF sub-forum migrated to its own board and was renamed The Blue Cashew (where I helped Fashionista set up some of the background stuff). There Rotwang (who had no idea I was active behind the scenes) elected to hole up as he endeavoured to get his hooks into the female membership and administrators/mods there. This migration was spurred on by Bec's reversal of my decision to ban Edward, which eventually led me to abdicate my role as Admin and to go open my own board, a forum I aimed to make both Edward-free and Rotwang-free. I made VF members Mimi and Kiebers (aka Cronus) part of my Mod team. Before all this happened, though, Starling, using her Mod panel at VF, succeeded in erasing the near entirety of her 22,000 posts, severely damaging the flow of VF discussion threads.
2014: Still not happy at not being able to be a greater influencer than he already was on the newly minted TBC, Rotwang went on recruiting drive at Brawl Hall to incite a forum raid on TBC. The B-Hallers laughed him out of their front yard, telling him to grow up (I saw this with my own eyes as a lurker on BH--and it was a sight to behold!). His efforts were futile but he eventually managed to e-seduce Starling, who soon came to be owner of the site hosting TBC, into a doomed-to-failure online romance.
2015: Bastard Factory 1.0 (which I had up until then only heard mentioned in passing) died a noble death, much of its membership either retiring or flooding other boards, including VF and TBC. Whence came such luminaries.as.Irish Kam, UncleDiLF, Gallium (aka Breakfall), Dageaux, deadskinmask (to this day, a favourite poster of mine and former Mod at my forum--now a Global Mod at VF--despite all our ideological differences}, Caskur (aka Omnipotent), Scouse_Nazi (aka Adam Hitler), CorsetKat, etc. Kat even got her own sub at VF called The Bastard Annex. She also kept pestering me for a blood-red font at my own now-defunct forum. The Lioness and Boo Radley opened the short-lived Bastard Vortex (which I had also joined before its untimely demise).
2017: Just before things went sour between Starling and Rotwang, the former opened her own forum called Shaddap Yo Face. Also short-lived. Starling retired from public view shortly thereafter (although rumour has it she's still active in some corners of the internet). I believe it was also around this time that Flea opened her Pissed Off forum. That one was short-lived, too.
2018: Flea opened her by now legendary Stomping Groundz, which Biggie eventually destroyed. Murdie opened the Mosh Pit. CW ran Flametruth. And, like a phoenix rising from its own ashes, Bastard Factory 2.0 unfurled its fiery wings and called its children home. I was a lurker at 1.0 but chose to participate in 2.0.
Throughout this entire history, there was also a mosquito buzzing around who goes by the name of King Martini.
I have no knowledge of Troll Valhalla, Third Rail, Cosmic Outpost, Flame Champs, Flame for $$$, The YNC, etc., as, not being a flamer, I've never been to any of those places.
This is forum history as I remember.it and from my POV. Again, please feel free.to amend it.or to provide greater detail.
In roughly chronological order (with approximate dates, to the best of my recollection--those who were there can correct me or add details if they so wish):
2008: Bec, current owner/admin of VF, opened VF on the smouldering ash pile of Vin's Discover Vancouver Forum.
2011: I joined VF at the behest of my brother, who'd been a member there since day one.
2012: I became a Global Mod at VF at the end of that year.
2012: Bec created the Asian-Canadian Corner sub-forum and let VF member Fashionista run it. It eventually changed its name to the Asian-Canadian Forum.
2013: I joined BAS (Banned All-Stars) whose members occasionally visited VF. It's where I first met Rotwang, who enjoyed trolling VF.
2014: I became interim Admin at VF when Bec had to go to Europe to deal with personal family issues. I eventhally made VF member RealWoman (aka Starling) one of my Global Mods.
2014: VF went through a mutiny of sorts over the behaviour of Edward, one of its mentally ill members, who had taken his trolling out into the real world, threatening the livelihood of some members by contacting their employers (in one case, posting pornography on a budding--now established--author's Young Adult fiction web site). Said mutiny was egged on by Rotwang, who took great pleasure in exacerbating division among the ranks. I wound up IP-banning Edward (a last resort). Targets of Edward's shenanigans also involved the Vancouver Police Department and the federal cops (RCMP). As a result of this mutiny, the ACF sub-forum migrated to its own board and was renamed The Blue Cashew (where I helped Fashionista set up some of the background stuff). There Rotwang (who had no idea I was active behind the scenes) elected to hole up as he endeavoured to get his hooks into the female membership and administrators/mods there. This migration was spurred on by Bec's reversal of my decision to ban Edward, which eventually led me to abdicate my role as Admin and to go open my own board, a forum I aimed to make both Edward-free and Rotwang-free. I made VF members Mimi and Kiebers (aka Cronus) part of my Mod team. Before all this happened, though, Starling, using her Mod panel at VF, succeeded in erasing the near entirety of her 22,000 posts, severely damaging the flow of VF discussion threads.
2014: Still not happy at not being able to be a greater influencer than he already was on the newly minted TBC, Rotwang went on recruiting drive at Brawl Hall to incite a forum raid on TBC. The B-Hallers laughed him out of their front yard, telling him to grow up (I saw this with my own eyes as a lurker on BH--and it was a sight to behold!). His efforts were futile but he eventually managed to e-seduce Starling, who soon came to be owner of the site hosting TBC, into a doomed-to-failure online romance.
2015: Bastard Factory 1.0 (which I had up until then only heard mentioned in passing) died a noble death, much of its membership either retiring or flooding other boards, including VF and TBC. Whence came such luminaries.as.Irish Kam, UncleDiLF, Gallium (aka Breakfall), Dageaux, deadskinmask (to this day, a favourite poster of mine and former Mod at my forum--now a Global Mod at VF--despite all our ideological differences}, Caskur (aka Omnipotent), Scouse_Nazi (aka Adam Hitler), CorsetKat, etc. Kat even got her own sub at VF called The Bastard Annex. She also kept pestering me for a blood-red font at my own now-defunct forum. The Lioness and Boo Radley opened the short-lived Bastard Vortex (which I had also joined before its untimely demise).
2017: Just before things went sour between Starling and Rotwang, the former opened her own forum called Shaddap Yo Face. Also short-lived. Starling retired from public view shortly thereafter (although rumour has it she's still active in some corners of the internet). I believe it was also around this time that Flea opened her Pissed Off forum. That one was short-lived, too.
2018: Flea opened her by now legendary Stomping Groundz, which Biggie eventually destroyed. Murdie opened the Mosh Pit. CW ran Flametruth. And, like a phoenix rising from its own ashes, Bastard Factory 2.0 unfurled its fiery wings and called its children home. I was a lurker at 1.0 but chose to participate in 2.0.
Throughout this entire history, there was also a mosquito buzzing around who goes by the name of King Martini.
I have no knowledge of Troll Valhalla, Third Rail, Cosmic Outpost, Flame Champs, Flame for $$$, The YNC, etc., as, not being a flamer, I've never been to any of those places.
This is forum history as I remember.it and from my POV. Again, please feel free.to amend it.or to provide greater detail.
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I was reading the thread from the link you provided @Blurt
You're right about it being a funny thing to observe. Stupidest fucker alive recruiting while leaking from his diaper...
It seems we need to send out alerts when Bigly/Thug Life/Chaos400lbs is banned to warn other forums about how he's coming to them with the worst of his inclinations. He actually went there to recruit and started accusing them of the "p" nonsense. He does it everywhere. Man that's freaking weird. He's just gross it's all he seems to think about. Ewwww
You're right about it being a funny thing to observe. Stupidest fucker alive recruiting while leaking from his diaper...
It seems we need to send out alerts when Bigly/Thug Life/Chaos400lbs is banned to warn other forums about how he's coming to them with the worst of his inclinations. He actually went there to recruit and started accusing them of the "p" nonsense. He does it everywhere. Man that's freaking weird. He's just gross it's all he seems to think about. Ewwww
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I didn't read very much of Stubby's desperate cry for attention thread, but has he told them about all his luxurious stuff? I'm sure that would impress them a lot!
Yeah, but, despite Flynn's (not totally unjustified) characterization of VF members as "freaks," there are some pretty smart cookies on that board. They'll see that idiot coming from a mile away.
My fave part of the whole thread? Member Soon (everyone's favourite Rainman) brilliantly--if probably inadvertently--trolling Big'ums about the 'Shew's mathematical skill-testing access question. The exchange had me in tears, I swear.
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I haven't gone that far, which page is that on?
Oh, they have him pegged. Let me get this straight if you know anything about it. The accusations of Seamajor being some kind of deviant come from a pic, that he posted somewhere at some point in time, from National Geographic?
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The way Shen Li follow him around carrying his water is unseemly. I wonder if she's served him up a plateful of Kung Pao Chicken 3 delights...
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Maybe he told Shen Li about his rich and famous lifestyle?
Yeah, and I saw the pic, too, on the old Blue Cashew.
There's absolutely NOTHING objectionable about it. It was a National Geographic photo showing two Costa Rican children in the medium distance, crouching on a sunlit beach, a line of trees in the background, facing to the left of the frame (so no full frontal nudity) as they played with something in the sand.
Only a sexually obssessed troll would find anything--anything at all!--to object to in that shot.
Seamajor has always been proud of the beauty of his surroundings and has, over the years, posted many astonishing and gorgeous photographs of the land he lives in and, just on the basis of this one innocent shot of children playing, has had to endure years of vilification and false allegations of sexual impropriety by idiots aiming to make this Long Troll the longest in forum history.
The sad part, for me, is that, quite aside from.Seamajor's having become embittered over this relentless hogwash, he's chosen to no longer post any more beautiful shots of Costa Rica, his home. We've been deprived of his joyous photography (I mean, aside.from the rather more.mundane photos of him riding the waves).
I count.this as.a.loss, I.do.
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They are the sick fuckers. I'm sorry he's been hounded by such a lame ass troll for that long. Thanks for clearing that up.
You're welcome, Lil.
And I agree, it's base behaviour on the part of these assholes.
And, just to ward off criticisms that I'm biased because Seams and I share political outlooks, this issue has absolutely zilch to do with politics.
If asked, I would defend Scouse himself in the same circumstances.
Of course, if Scouse ever posted real photos of himself, I'd defend him against Flynn's accusations, too. But it's common knowledge Scouse's selfies are fake.
And I agree, it's base behaviour on the part of these assholes.
And, just to ward off criticisms that I'm biased because Seams and I share political outlooks, this issue has absolutely zilch to do with politics.
If asked, I would defend Scouse himself in the same circumstances.
Of course, if Scouse ever posted real photos of himself, I'd defend him against Flynn's accusations, too. But it's common knowledge Scouse's selfies are fake.
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Deviant behavior is human behavior, it's not affiliated with political points of view as far as I'm concerned.
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Oh gawd.
I never thought I’d see the day when Blurt started sucking Semen’s dick.
As for the rest..
I see personal info being blathered in this thread, once again. Wtf does any of this have to do with Biggie’s ex wife or baby mama? Now when pig porn vids start randomly popping up, I don’t wanna see any PI claims being cried. You play, you pay.
I never thought I’d see the day when Blurt started sucking Semen’s dick.
As for the rest..
I see personal info being blathered in this thread, once again. Wtf does any of this have to do with Biggie’s ex wife or baby mama? Now when pig porn vids start randomly popping up, I don’t wanna see any PI claims being cried. You play, you pay.
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Biggie is a sad little man, with no self control.
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The rest? One person went into personal information. I don't know why anyone would defend a man that talks about nothing but deviant behavior, everywhere he goes.
That says a lot to me.
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