Notice how Stubby yearns achingly for me, when I'm not around?

[Lily]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

Clearly she doesn't trust you.

Because I choose to not form deep relationships with others of the opposite sex while I'm in a relationship?

Must be a conservative respectful thing....

Well, clearly you don't believe in platonic love or affection. Sad.

 

[Frood]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

Clearly she doesn't trust you.

Because I choose to not form deep relationships with others of the opposite sex while I'm in a relationship?

Must be a conservative respectful thing....

Well, clearly you don't believe in platonic love or affection. Sad.

I do.... but not with the opposite sex while in relationships.

 

[Lily]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

Clearly she doesn't trust you.

Because I choose to not form deep relationships with others of the opposite sex while I'm in a relationship?

Must be a conservative respectful thing....

Well, clearly you don't believe in platonic love or affection. Sad.

I do.... but not with the opposite sex while in relationships.

That's a loss on your part. Too bad you can't keep it in your pants.

But has burner phones for internet acquaintances. What a great husband!

 

[Murdock]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

50 shades of beige

 

[Frood]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

Clearly she doesn't trust you.

Because I choose to not form deep relationships with others of the opposite sex while I'm in a relationship?

Must be a conservative respectful thing....

Well, clearly you don't believe in platonic love or affection. Sad.

I do.... but not with the opposite sex while in relationships.

That's a loss on your part. Too bad you can't keep it in your pants.

I do....but the girls tend to lose their panties when I'm present.

 

[Lily]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

Clearly she doesn't trust you.

Because I choose to not form deep relationships with others of the opposite sex while I'm in a relationship?

Must be a conservative respectful thing....

Well, clearly you don't believe in platonic love or affection. Sad.

I do.... but not with the opposite sex while in relationships.

That's a loss on your part. Too bad you can't keep it in your pants.

I do....but the girls tend to lose their panties when I'm present.

bwaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Frood]

I never asked to be attractive and charming.....

 

[Admin.]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

50 shades of beige

Saturday Nights All right For Mayonnaise, Get a little Condiment in!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"mayonnaise" is a longstanding admin fecal fairy code word for man muck

fact

cause, you know, he be sucking lotz of cawk like that.

faggot

 

[Frood]

Oak and Admin are just taken with me.... I'm like Chris in the Morning in Northern Exposure except whereas he only has one stint per year where his pheromones are super irresistible to the opposite sex, my aura is constant and pulls in all the bitches offline as well as online....

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Oak and Admin

Would you like to buy them from me? I'm offering both retard spastics at a really good price.

PM me for details

 

[Frood]

Oak and Admin

Would you like to buy them from me? I'm offering both retard spastics at a really good price.

PM me for details

Hell no.... I'd be afraid of random blow jobs in the wee hours of the morning for my seed.....

 

[Seamajor]

I never asked to be attractive and charming.....

And it worked.

 

[Seamajor]

Blue Oyster forum for real

Lily can be its fag-hag.... she's already Admin's....

And any female friend of yours is a fag hag as well

I don't have any female friends besides my wife and a lesbian former workmate.... so just the wife, really...

Well, there's a shocker, other women can't stand you either.

Nah... I'm just faithful to my wife and considerate in regards to image.

Clearly she doesn't trust you.

Because I choose to not form deep relationships with others of the opposite sex while I'm in a relationship?

Must be a conservative respectful thing....

Well, clearly you don't believe in platonic love or affection. Sad.

I do.... but not with the opposite sex while in relationships.

Bet you can do it to yourself. Successfully

 

[Frood]

When I shake my ankle, do you feel like Baby in Dirty Dancing?

 

[Seamajor]

When you shake your ankle? I’m not Frank DD.

 

[Frood]

 

[Dove]

 

[Seamajor]

Y’all still seem to be suckers for this crook. Astounding to me.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I guess gas prices really wouldn't affect some third world shithole where cars might as well be UFOs to those uncivilized bush people

Didn't Seadusky once say that when he goes out looking to rape children he uses a bicycle?

 

[Frood]

I guess gas prices really wouldn't affect some third world shithole where cars might as well be UFOs to those uncivilized bush people

Didn't Seadusky once say that when he goes out looking to rape children he uses a bicycle?

It's a Candy bike....

 

[Admin.]

 

[Biggie Smiles]

How many cocks have tou sucked today noodle neck?

 

[Admin.]

How many cocks have tou sucked today noodle neck?

Prove I suck Cocks, Paunchito

 

[Biggie Smiles]

How many cocks have tou sucked today noodle neck?

Prove I suck Cocks, Paunchito

So you feel like you want to snap my neck today princess?

should I come out to Oregon to pinch your nipple and make you wet, olive oyl?

 

[Seamajor]

How many cocks have tou sucked today noodle neck?

Still hoping. Looks like DD will let you suck hers. It’s kinda like a cock. You’re desperate anyway.

 

[Seamajor]

I guess gas prices really wouldn't affect some third world shithole where cars might as well be UFOs to those uncivilized bush people

Didn't Seadusky once say that when he goes out looking to rape children he uses a bicycle?

I ride a bike because I like to. Besides, I’m not a short, fat, sedentary dwarf, living with maw.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Seadusky rides a bike cause it makes the child think he’s one of them since he’s only 4ft tall.

he needs stilts to reach the pedals tho

 

[Seamajor]

Listen to Stubby. I don’t own a year round Disneyland pass like you, for obvious reasons. Nor would I be caught dead in FloriDUH

 

[Lily]

ghey

I hate that fucking movie