I can't believe some of the fucking things we do as humans. I really can't. I mean who wakes up one morning and decides to waltz on over to the nearest barn and suck off a horse? No sense in eating breakfast first either. Not into the whole Zoo scene? Not a problem. A quick trip to the nearest pharmacy and buying the cheapest laxative there which is probably made by prisoners in an unlicensed penitentiary in the middle of Guam somewhere, will serve as a valuable tool because after your colon explodes there will be enough shit to drink for months I'm guessing.
Why spend your hard earned money ordering it off of the DarkWeb when you don't have to? Money these days is tight for most people. Tight much like the horse's anus that you just gave a blowie to. Like drinking piss? Save up all of the empty 4L jugs of milk and fill them up with your urine. Because this can be a pretty arduous task for some folks I suggest that you mosey on over to Mr. Ed one last time for assistance. I personally, believe in aliens and if they can look down and see some of us plowing livestock well, that's just not a good look for our species is it? Way to represent fellas. In closing, I will post a few things to clarify for those who may be wondering. For those who aren't read no further. Blow me.
1. Am I high? Absolutely. You have no idea.
2. It's 3:47am here but who wants to go to bed when they're having fun?
3. What am I on? Weed and Caffeine pills. (celebratory)
4. What am I celebrating? I dropped a few bucks in a lotto machine on the way down to the grocery store and I won $50. I immediately cashed out. I don't play them often but when I do and win, I'm done. I don't believe in that let it ride bullshit at all. Especially when it involves the government. lol
*I can't really think of any others but I'm feeling good and I just wanted to share my thoughts with you good people, whether you want to read them or not. For fans of Clerks 2 who may offended by the word: "Beastiality" let me know and I'll edit it to read: Interspecies Erotica.
Oh! I almost forgot. Those 2 fucking hillbillies in Deliverance aren't exactly making our race look and better either.
