Ok BF, its time

[Dove]

You still talk, in far more detail, 5 years later.

No, I don't.

You should own me right now and prove that. Just one single post of me talking about the sad sex with Poofer that happened 5 years ago in a context where I'm not responding to HIS multiple posts about it.

I've talked about sex with Biggie. Perhaps you somehow confused the two.

 

[Lily]

No, I don't.

You should own me right now and prove that.

You did it in this thread.

All he really said was two things:

1) It was a mistake to get involved with you - if this thread doesn't prove him right...Jesus.

2) In response to Wizer's poking around for trouble, he then said you didn't have a great body


That led to:

1) Masses of butthurt out of you

2) Intimate details about you and Shrek in bed

The best comment was the Cringe meme that Aylana posted.

 

[Dove]

You did it in this thread.

All he really said was two things:

1) It was a mistake to get involved with you - if this thread doesn't prove him right...Jesus.

2) In response to Wizer's poking around for trouble, he then said you didn't have a great body


That led to:

1) Masses of butthurt out of you

2) Intimate details about you and Shrek in bed

The best comment was the Cringe meme that Aylana posted.

So you are using my one response to one of Poofers several posts about sex with me and my body to claim I talk it about more than he does and in more detail?

You sure you wanna take this stance?

Again find a single post of mine where I'm doing what he does and just talking about his body and sex with him all unprovoked. If you want to suggest I have some fixation on this scum bag you should have reasonable evidence to show that.

Not some warped interpretation of the rare times I say something BACK to the prick who constantly talks about my body and how he got to hump it for a few minutes while I was at a low point.

I don't care of you wanna side with a bum abuser with a history of abuse and child neglect. Go for it. It's sad....but eh. That's you. I have not a single thing to prove and i dont care. But if you wanna spread some delusion that I'm stuck on him because I'll occasionally tell the truth about him well.....prove it.

 

[Dove]

First, Dovid doesn't have an "amazing" body and I highly doubt she was ever a stripper. Not to mention she was very mid in the sack. So you are making some very blind assumptions from the shit you read on these forums and coming up short with somebody who actually smashed.

Dovid sexual positives;

Her forehead is so big you have somewhere to aim the money shot and not miss.

That's about it.

Murdy has perfect chesticles.

Murdy-1
Dovid- .5

BTW here is the second unprovoked mention of me.....when I'm not even in the thread yet....made. He just HAD to make sure no one forgot he got to have sex with me and then went on to ....oh look....discuss my body and sex with me.

I could go and collect the hundreds before this one that I blew off to add to it.

But because I responded to this one, Oak will claim that IM the one who discusses this topic endlessly and in detail. It wasn't until this post though that I even said anything and I was just responding to what HE said. I didn't add anything except MY side of HIS sharing of details.

I wonder if she would tell his ex wife his abuse of her is her fault or say that's mutual as well because she defends herself. That's the go to of people who enjoy being flying monkeys for lying narcissistic abusers.

Thank fuck I ditched this guy when I did and blocked him. I feel bad for his ex wife and the ex gf he still harrasses whenever he is bored. Which is a lot since he doesn't work. Every woman who knows this guy says getting involved with HIM is a huge mistake....good thing Oak is here to enable him and say otherwise. HE is the prize and he just clings to shitty women. The right one will come along and beg for his abuse. Hang in there Poof! You'll find the perfect victim one day!

 

[cw_]

I like cringe memes too.

 

[cw_]

Also, ProTip: Use this smilie -

 

[Lily]

So you are using my one response to one of Poofers several posts about sex with me and my body to claim I talk it about more than he does and in more detail?

You sure you wanna take this stance?

Again find a single post of mine where I'm doing what he does and just talking about his body and sex with him all unprovoked. If you want to suggest I have some fixation on this scum bag you should have reasonable evidence to show that.

Not some warped interpretation of the rare times I say something BACK to the prick who constantly talks about my body and how he got to hump it for a few minutes while I was at a low point.

I don't care of you wanna side with a bum abuser with a history of abuse and child neglect. Go for it. It's sad....but eh. That's you. I have not a single thing to prove and i dont care. But if you wanna spread some delusion that I'm stuck on him because I'll occasionally tell the truth about him well.....prove it.

One post?

Who cares if its provoked or not? What if he genuinely considers you the biggest mistake he's ever made in the context of his time online?

It is completely possible.

And you may feel the same way. But he makes a couple of snide comments and you go loony.

 

[Flynn]

You did it in this thread.

All he really said was two things:

1) It was a mistake to get involved with you - if this thread doesn't prove him right...Jesus.

2) In response to Wizer's poking around for trouble, he then said you didn't have a great body


That led to:

1) Masses of butthurt out of you

2) Intimate details about you and Shrek in bed

The best comment was the Cringe meme that Aylana posted.

*Boom!*

 

[Lily]

BTW here is the second unprovoked mention of me.....when I'm not even in the thread yet....made. He just HAD to make sure no one forgot he got to have sex with me and then went on to ....oh look....discuss my body and sex with me.

I could go and collect the hundreds before this one that I blew off to add to it.

But because I responded to this one, Oak will claim that IM the one who discusses this topic endlessly and in detail. It wasn't until this post though that I even said anything and I was just responding to what HE said. I didn't add anything except MY side of HIS sharing of details.

I wonder if she would tell his ex wife his abuse of her is her fault or say that's mutual as well because she defends herself. That's the go to of people who enjoy being flying monkeys for lying narcissistic abusers.

Thank fuck I ditched this guy when I did and blocked him. I feel bad for his ex wife and the ex gf he still harrasses whenever he is bored. Which is a lot since he doesn't work. Every woman who knows this guy says getting involved with HIM is a huge mistake....good thing Oak is here to enable him and say otherwise. HE is the prize and he just clings to shitty women. The right one will come along and beg for his abuse. Hang in there Poof! You'll find the perfect victim one day!

You try way to hard to justify your stupid life choices and situations that you get yourself into.


Thank goodness you have Shrek, maybe now you'll stop picking up people from troll forums.

You remind me what my mother-in-law said about her other son, not my ex-husband: He's like a "windmill" picking up whatever piece of trash that comes his way.


lmfao...I'll never forget it either. It's funnier in Spanish.

 

[Master]

I swear I make one thread and the orbiters come out in such full force its like some beacon went off and the retarded version of the Avengers start waving their dildos in the air queefing "assemble".


Did I mention the podcast is coming back?

 

[Flynn]

Martini for Meltdown Mod!!!! Wait....what am I saying? Martini for bathroom janitor!!!

 

[Lily]

I swear I make one thread and the orbiters come out in such full force its like some beacon went off and the retarded version of the Avengers start waving their dildos in the air queefing "assemble".


Did I mention the podcast is coming back?

Man, you make her light up.

 

[Lily]

Martini for Meltdown Mod!!!! Wait....what am I saying? Martini for bathroom janitor!!!

Well, we know he's able to pick out the garbage and pick it up. If we could only get him to put in the dumpster.

 

[wizer]

No, I don't.

You should own me right now and prove that. Just one single post of me talking about the sad sex with Poofer that happened 5 years ago in a context where I'm not responding to HIS multiple posts about it.

I've talked about sex with Biggie. Perhaps you somehow confused the two.

Why don't you just put @King Martini on ignore since he triggers you after so many posts?

Not responding to dozens of his posts and then freaking out over one in particular negates the whole ignoring thing because it shows your indifference to be a facade loosely covering a boatload of unresolved feelings.

Then you go into this whole rant about where he posted so many times and why can't you reply to one here or there, but "he can post whatever he wants", as if there's some sort of rule you're breaking because it's unfairly being applied to you.

There's no rule, you can reply to him, you can provoke him, or you can ignore him. But when you get triggered it's obvious he's still got some sort of a grip on you, long after it was over and you've apparently moved onto someone new.

Again- why not just put his posts on ignore, is there a reason you are compelled to read them?

 

[Kirk]

Posting you are rutting like two wildebeests on the Serengeti plains every day is akin to some vainglorious High School jock bragging about his imaginary sexual conquests...it's double face palm cringe. This is a forum not the high school bathroom.

 

[Kirk]

Why don't you just put @King Martini on ignore since he triggers you after so many posts?

Not responding to dozens of his posts and then freaking out over one in particular negates the whole ignoring thing because it shows your indifference to be a facade loosely covering a boatload of unresolved feelings.

Then you go into this whole rant about where he posted so many times and why can't you reply to one here or there, but "he can post whatever he wants", as if there's some sort of rule you're breaking because it's unfairly being applied to you.

There's no rule, you can reply to him, you can provoke him, or you can ignore him. But when you get triggered it's obvious he's still got some sort of a grip on you, long after it was over and you've apparently moved onto someone new.

Again- why not just put his posts on ignore, is there a reason you are compelled to read them?

The power of drama compels this stuff to never end...it's what fuels the so called community now. So you might as well start posting about all your sexual activities too, you can lie about them to make them more interesting if you want.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lets hear about yours "Aylana"...

Has Blurt not yet invited you to Fetish Friday at The Swingin' Sailor?

Apparently, patrons are told not to eat anything the night before.... I'm not quite sure why?

 

[Dove]

You try way to hard to justify your stupid life choices and situations that you get yourself into.


Thank goodness you have Shrek, maybe now you'll stop picking up people from troll forums.

You remind me what my mother-in-law said about her other son, not my ex-husband: He's like a "windmill" picking up whatever piece of trash that comes his way.


lmfao...I'll never forget it either. It's funnier in Spanish.

You quote a post about shit said on a forum, get shown you are in the damn wrong, and respond by whining about how I'm "justifying" my "stupid life choices"?

Bitch you are obsessed with my life and what you've decided it's like. I've shared some things and you created a whole ass narrative. And absolutely fucking no one tries to justify shit to you. See how unbearably arrogant you are?

We are discussing shit said on a FORUM. You are accusing me of shit I do not do. You have been told to prove it. You don't get to jump on the first post I've directed at his stupid ass in a year responding to his CONSTANT mewling about how he got laid 5 years ago to claim I talk about sex with him constantly for the past 5 years. HE does that. I literally NEVER discuss this shit unless I am responding to one of his many posts about it.

And here you go into this arrogant delusion that anyone here...let alone me... thinks so highly of you that they would try to justify ANY of thier life choices to your stupid ass.

I don't even take you seriously. You have a weak moral foundation and you decide what's acceptable and what isn't depending on how you currently feel about a person. If you view someone as useful or on your side, all your fake convictions go out the window. If you can't stand a person? You are suddenly some self appointed moral authority and you will twist anything into some excuse to be hostile and hateful.

If I'm ever gonna waste my time trying to "justify" any decisions I've made as an adult to another adult... it's gonna be a person I respect. Not some one who treats moral convictions like some pick and choose buffet.

And I don't "just" have "Shreck" NOW. I've had this man for 30 years. It's just we now took it to a romantic level. I don't know why you are ducking wailing about this because you think you know everyone's financial situation. You just hate women unless they allow you to put yourself above them and never check your shitty and overbearing attitude.

 

[Dove]

Why don't you just put @King Martini on ignore since he triggers you after so many posts?

Not responding to dozens of his posts and then freaking out over one in particular negates the whole ignoring thing because it shows your indifference to be a facade loosely covering a boatload of unresolved feelings.

Then you go into this whole rant about where he posted so many times and why can't you reply to one here or there, but "he can post whatever he wants", as if there's some sort of rule you're breaking because it's unfairly being applied to you.

There's no rule, you can reply to him, you can provoke him, or you can ignore him. But when you get triggered it's obvious he's still got some sort of a grip on you, long after it was over and you've apparently moved onto someone new.

Again- why not just put his posts on ignore, is there a reason you are compelled to read them?

I don't care what he posts. That isn't the point. What's irritating is that when I DO rip him back on this topic there are always a few assholes who jump on it and turn it into something it isn't.

I love ripping on this psychotic fuck. I don't care what he posts. It's not ME who starts complaining about this topic coming up. He is gonna rant and blather no matter what I do. I've accepted that a long time ago.

Why don't people ignore ME the rare times I shit on him? As I stated no one says shit to him when he mentions me in 97 percent of his posts whether I'm even posting or not. But I address one of his stupid posts and people come in like "OMG Dovey is always talking about this and they are always fighting!!" Give me a damn break.

I enjoy getting a shot in on occasion and I don't get why other posters feel the need to turn it into some passionate drama. He posts about me constantly and no one checks him. I address one post and the internet breaks and everyone freaks out and gets all drama about it.

It's not even Poofer. It's the double standard. The principle.

Come the fuck on!! You assholes want to get after ME over my annual shit on Poofer post? Well you better be getting after him over his hundreds of posts where he whines about ME.

Just saying. I have a fucking hole in my ass cheek from a spider bite that I had cut open and packed with ribbon gauze. It fucking hurts and I can't get any decent sleep. I can amuse myself how I want, can't I?

I'm not mad at you, Wiser. Im not really even mad. Just frustrated with the nonstop double standards over here. Not even just with this stupid topic but everything. You haven't been around enough to see what happens. You will though.

 

[Dove]

The power of drama compels this stuff to never end...it's what fuels the so called community now. So you might as well start posting about all your sexual activities too, you can lie about them to make them more interesting if you want.

I think it would be awesome if people discussed their sexual activities more often.

Wiser used to post about sex all the time. It was fun.

Good suggestion!

 

[wizer]

What's irritating is that when I DO rip him back on this topic there are always a few assholes who jump on it and turn it into something it isn't.

Why don't people ignore ME the rare times I shit on him? As I stated no one says shit to him when he mentions me in 97 percent of his posts whether I'm even posting or not. But I address one of his stupid posts and people come in like "OMG Dovey is always talking about this and they are always fighting!!"

I enjoy getting a shot in on occasion and I don't get why other posters feel the need to turn it into some passionate drama.

Just frustrated with the nonstop double standards over here. Not even just with this stupid topic but everything. You haven't been around enough to see what happens. You will though.

So this isn't about @King Martini at all, it's about the unfair treatment you're getting from the members here. Although on one hand you say you don't care what he posts but then you get triggered by what he posts and you respond defensively.

Unfortunately you can't make people act or respond a certain way. If they "take his side" over yours there's probably reasons why and perhaps if you can understand and address them appropriately those antagonistic members will be more sympathatic to your plight. Or not. Life just ain't fair and sure people are hypocritical with double standards. All the complaining in the world won't change that.

Also remember this is a troll board. The posters here get off on triggering other members, and clearly you've got yourself worked up over this particular subject, and it shows, big time. What sort of effect do you think that will have on the situation? If you guessed "it will make things worse" you'd be correct. But so what? You're getting upset about a bunch of random strangers on an obscure internet message board. Many of whom don't like you. Surely you've got more important things to be concerned with.

 

[The Cuntess]

Uhh please no. The sex talk is cringy. We are all in our forties and fifties.

 

[Kirk]

Lets hear about yours "Aylana"...

Has Blurt not yet invited you to Fetish Friday at The Swingin' Sailor?

Apparently, patrons are told not to eat anything the night before.... I'm not quite sure why?

I just put a quarter in the magic fingers bed and I'll get back to you on how it went.

 

[wizer]

I just put a quarter in the magic fingers bed and I'll get back to you on how it went.

Please accept my apologies in advance if you find this question offensive.

It's been said that you are a trannie. If that's true of what possible use would magic fingers be to you?

I'm just trying to understand.

 

[Lily]

You quote a post about shit said on a forum, get shown you are in the damn wrong, and respond by whining about how I'm "justifying" my "stupid life choices"?

Bitch you are obsessed with my life and what you've decided it's like. I've shared some things and you created a whole ass narrative. And absolutely fucking no one tries to justify shit to you. See how unbearably arrogant you are?

We are discussing shit said on a FORUM. You are accusing me of shit I do not do. You have been told to prove it. You don't get to jump on the first post I've directed at his stupid ass in a year responding to his CONSTANT mewling about how he got laid 5 years ago to claim I talk about sex with him constantly for the past 5 years. HE does that. I literally NEVER discuss this shit unless I am responding to one of his many posts about it.

And here you go into this arrogant delusion that anyone here...let alone me... thinks so highly of you that they would try to justify ANY of thier life choices to your stupid ass.

I don't even take you seriously. You have a weak moral foundation and you decide what's acceptable and what isn't depending on how you currently feel about a person. If you view someone as useful or on your side, all your fake convictions go out the window. If you can't stand a person? You are suddenly some self appointed moral authority and you will twist anything into some excuse to be hostile and hateful.

If I'm ever gonna waste my time trying to "justify" any decisions I've made as an adult to another adult... it's gonna be a person I respect. Not some one who treats moral convictions like some pick and choose buffet.

And I don't "just" have "Shreck" NOW. I've had this man for 30 years. It's just we now took it to a romantic level. I don't know why you are ducking wailing about this because you think you know everyone's financial situation. You just hate women unless they allow you to put yourself above them and never check your shitty and overbearing attitude.

TLDR Princess Fiona

 

[cw_]

GRAB (go read a book)

I think we should all post smilies.

 

[Kirk]

Please accept my apologies in advance if you find this question offensive.

It's been said that you are a trannie. If that's true of what possible use would magic fingers be to you?

I'm just trying to understand.

It's been said...on a troll forum...therefore it's a fact. LOL

 

[wizer]

It's been said...on a troll forum...therefore it's a fact. LOL

I don't tend to believe much of what I read on the internet especially forums such as these where anonymity lends itself well to deception. Which is why I asked you directly. Not that the answer would necessarily be true but it would be more credible than anyone else saying it. Of course I got a typical non answer.

 

[Kirk]

I don't tend to believe much of what I read on the internet especially forums such as these where anonymity lends itself well to deception. Which is why I asked you directly. Not that the answer would necessarily be true but it would be more credible than anyone else saying it. Of course I got a typical non answer.

Of course everyone in this forum is a trannie, fat, or a jew according to Adam Hitler. Actually I am sharing a room with Flynn, we are both currently in a mental hospital.

 

[wizer]

I want to believe you but I just can't do it.