Okay, So Who's Tying One On?

[Holy Holliday !]

I would rather starve to death than let my friends go thirsty.

I would never let a friend go thirsty.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I can't drink wine or beer at all.
. Only spirits.

Try harder.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Try harder.

80 proof isn't hard enough? Otay

 

[MrNiceGuy]

You know, uh...no offense or anything, but
... as drinking partners go you people really suck.

All people suck. Because they have lips.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

...and I think a botella of Scotch for MrAIGuy. (@MrNiceGuy)

I'm a beer guy. Nowadays beer drinkers love IPAs and pet lovers love pit bulls.

I'm gonna cut against the grain.

I want a porter or a stout vs another ipa and I want any cat or dog breed that isn't the in vogue instant fashionista pit bull.

So I am zomething different. A zima... if you will care to remember.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

I'm a beer guy. Nowadays beer drinkers love IPAs and pet lovers love pit bulls.

I'm gonna cut against the grain.

I want a porter or a stout vs another ipa and I want any cat or dog breed that isn't the in vogue instant fashionista pit bull.

So I am zomething different. A zima... if you will care to remember.

. Well, yeah, okay, but you advised Reeka to try everything so settle yourself on the Scotch and we'll try something different next time.
.It's Winter, next time will come soon enough.

 

[Flynn]

I'm calling Jon Taffer.

This bar sucks!

 

[Flynn]

I'm buying, but not for theQueerstion, or Agent Zero - whatever his name is this week.
. Cuz he can't afford to buy the next round.

Haha! Another tard busting on his own kind, too funny!

 

[Holy Holliday !]

I'm calling Jon Taffer.

This bar sucks!

...and I'm calling the bouncer. We keep a respectable clientele here.

 

[Flynn]

...and I'm calling the bouncer. We keep a respectable clientele here.

Let me guess...the "bouncer" is yer mom?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Let me guess...the "bouncer" is yer mom?

Yer mom?....and yet you flametards don't understand why people laugh at you.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Okay, look - I'm in a generous holiday mood.
. Here's a bottle of xxx for you and @The Question, but you have to sit in the far corner and keep quiet. 'keh?

 

[Flynn]

Yer mom?....and yet you flametards don't understand why people laugh at you.

Do you understand why I laugh at you? I think that's the more relevant question.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Do you understand

Yes, I do. You are a laughing stock on the internets which is very very sad since it is your whole life.
...and people laugh at you whenever you post.
I offered you a drink.
Please drink it and
Take stock of yourself.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

This bar sucks!

.. Flynntard, I am so sorry you could not be satisfied when last we were here, but I've seen to it we have plenty of Shit Slurry Slammers and Jizz chasers for you today,
..also a nice bowl of dickheads for you to nibble on.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

80 proof isn't hard enough? Otay

There's a reason Obama had a beer summit.

A spirit summit would put everyone on the floor.

But maybe they could all see eye to eye then?

 

[Holy Holliday !]

There's a reason Obama had a beer summit.

A spirit summit would put everyone on the floor.

But maybe they could all see eye to eye then?

You see, MrAIGuy - That was actually amusing.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Happy hour at Holliday's Saloon.

. I'd often thought that if I started a message board - that's what I'd call it.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

A little band music maybe:

 

[Holy Holliday !]

 

[Holy Holliday !]

 

[Holy Holliday !]

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Okay - 7PM
. Full price drinks