One man's personal catastrophe is another man's personal investment opportunity

[Seamajor]

I'd knock seamajor's teeth out in less than 10 seconds

fact

Cute coming from a pedo whe lives in FloriDUH and is 26 donuts tall.

 

[Dove]

I used to have sex with Big.

 

[LotusBud]

I used to have sex with Big.

I would say I feel sorry for you. But, you also had sex with Martini. So, maybe it's you. You're batting zero, dear.

 

[Dove]

I used to have sex with Big.

I would say I feel sorry for you. But, you also had sex with Martini. So, maybe it's you. You're batting zero, dear.

Welp ......eventually everyone has that one person they banged that they regret. I was due for mine with Moidtini. It happens.

I dont fuck for points. That sounds like it sucks.... what's your score?