Pet Peeves

[Frood]

That photo was taken on an old mobile phone or digital camera. Early to mid 2000's.

 

[Lily]

Only when it's convenient for you. We know. He's prolly lucky he didn't give you his phone number.

We're just not allies.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

That photo was taken on an old mobile phone or digital camera. Early to mid 2000's.

Exactly.

Lily trying to play off like the pic was taken an hour ago.

 

[Lily]

Exactly.

Lily trying to play off like the pic was taken an hour ago.

Link?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

We're just not allies.

Yes. You are.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Link?

Link to where it's not over a decade old?

Or

If I do find the link, you'll blame it on your phone being haunted again, typing out whatever it wants again...

 

[Lily]

Yes. You are.

We're not no matter how many times your kicked to the curb ass says it.

 

[Lily]

Link to where it's not over a decade old?

I didn't say it wasn't a decade old. I simply said it's not 22 years old.

It's not my fault you're a drama "Queen".

 

[Frood]

Link to where it's not over a decade old?

I think she was asking for more sausages...

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I think she was asking for more sausages...

She'll just have to do with regular hay...

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I didn't say it wasn't a decade old. I simply said it's not 22 years old.

It's not my fault you're a drama "Queen".

Oh semantics now!

Nice try, heifer.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

We're not no matter how many times your kicked to the curb ass says it.

You use people. Aryan is no different, except you ally yourself with the person who outted your pic.

You are fucking moronic and clueless.

 

[Lily]

Oh semantics now!

Nice try, heifer.

Yes, words do matter, stupid.

There are 12 years, 144 months, 624 weeks, and 4380 days in 12 years, moron. That's a fuck load of time.

 

[X]

I found @Jack

 

[Lily]

You use people. Aryan is no different, except you ally yourself with the person who outted your pic.

You are fucking moronic and clueless.

Oh shut the fuck up.

Go cut your dick off and then we can all be happy.

 

[Jack]

I found @Jack

You are dumber than shit.

 

[mastersplither]

I hate when people do shit people do.

And I can't stand when the internet internets.

And it really cooks my goose when you have to do the thing at the store.

And don't even get me started about the work thing on workdays.

And I really shake my fist at the sky when the weekend doesn't have enough weekend things.

And my asshole really puckers when electronics fail to do what I want.

And GODDAMMIT I had to pay a price for a thing.

And and and and

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Yes, words do matter, stupid.

Interesting you would say that:

Those ARE YOUR WORDS. Are you going to use the poltergeist in your phone excuse again?

 

[X]

You are dumber than shit.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Oh shut the fuck up.

Go cut your dick off and then we can all be happy.

Oh. I must have it a big fat nerve. Apologies.

Mooooooooooooo!!!!!

 

[Lily]

Interesting you would say that:

Those ARE YOUR WORDS. Are you going to use the poltergeist in your phone excuse again?

CUT IT OFF

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

CUT IT OFF

Awwwww..deflection noted!

 

[Lily]

Oh. I must have it a big fat nerve. Apologies.

Mooooooooooooo!!!!!

You're just so fucking repetitive and boring.

You're a pest. A filthy cockroach.

 

[Frood]

I hate when people do shit people do.

And I can't stand when the internet internets.

And it really cooks my goose when you have to do the thing at the store.

And don't even get me started about the work thing on workdays.

And I really shake my fist at the sky when the weekend doesn't have enough weekend things.

And my asshole really puckers when electronics fail to do what I want.

And GODDAMMIT I had to pay a price for a thing.

And and and and

What about picanic baskets?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

 

[Lily]

Awwwww..deflection noted!

Cut it off.

 

[Jack]

Oh. I must have it a big fat nerve. Apologies.

Mooooooooooooo!!!!!

Pathetic.

Like most of your fail around here.

Thank God for X in your case. Otherwise you'd have nada.

I'd go with cutting it off. You treat it like a skin tag anyway. No big deal.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You're just so fucking repetitive and boring.

You're a pest. A filthy cockroach.

Just stating the facts, cow.

I see you want to run away from the fact that you stated you handed out Biggie's number.

Was Casper the ghost haunting your phone again?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Cut it off.

Did you not post this? Or will you blame me for hacking into your account?

 

[Jack]

It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking boring

No one cares, little man.

Just cut it off