Post Your Winter Gut Picture Challenge

[Lily]

Are you in Flynn’s army? That’s soooo impressive

These idiots believe we're at war and people have armies...

LMFAO...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[AnnaConda]

My wife would ask "Why are you picking on the F A T Paki?"

You got one of those fancy blow up wives that talks? How many different things can it say?

 

[Lily]

You got one of those fancy blow up wives that talks? How many different things can it say?

I think his says:

What color strap on dildo this time?

Lube or no lube?

Suck me off after I fuck you in the ass.

 

[Jack]

Are you in Flynn’s army? That’s soooo impressive

he said he hates her guts (in big bold font) but if she doesn't like the same person he's been humiliated by he's more than happy to hump her leg while she trolls them.

He actually said that.

 

[Lily]

he said he hates her guts (in big bold font) but if she doesn't like the same person he's been humiliated by he's more than happy to hump her leg while she trolls them.

He actually said that.

 

[The Prowler]

I was at the grocer's a bit ago. I was looking at their flowers, some were rather pretty, tbh. It's an upscale supermarket, so their stuff is a little better in quality.

As I looked at the bouquets, it dawned on me. Howler stole those flowers from the hospice place he goes to torture old folks. He then gifted them to her.

It's scandalous!

So Porkzilla just told everybody that she thinks of me while out shopping!!!!!



She is deep into Stage 4.

 

[Flynn]

She is deep into Stage 4.

Cancer?

 

[Lily]

So Porkzilla just told everybody that she thinks of me while out shopping!!!!!



She is deep into Stage 4.

Yep, cheap ugly flowers did it.

 

[The Prowler]

Cancer?

Worse.


Way worse.

 

[Lily]

Cancer?

Don't you wish? lol

 

[Fredricka]

So Porkzilla just told everybody that she thinks of me while out shopping!!!!!



She is deep into Stage 4.

We all think about you Prowler, when I get off the toilet I say I just done a prowler

 

[Lily]

We all think about you Prowler, when I get off the toilet I say I just done a prowler

Que susto! A prowler in the toilet...

 

[The Prowler]

So I took a new gut picture 4 days ago....I will post it up in a few minutes....I took it with my c0r VeT tE key fob in my sweatpants....kind of a "Look it is really me!" thing because someone here....maybe @Admin. or @jack ....was going on about "That picture is old!!" or "That picture is not him!" regarding the one I took about a year ago. I also took it in the same mirror in my house, so it should look familiar.

 

[Fredricka]

So I took a new gut picture 4 days ago....I will post it up in a few minutes....I took it with my c0r VeT tE key fob in my sweatpants....kind of a "Look it is really me!" thing because someone here....maybe @Admin. or @jack ....was going on about "That picture is old!!" or "That picture is not him!" regarding the one I took about a year ago. I also took it in the same mirror in my house, so it should look familiar.

Hurry up we can't WAAAIT

 

[The Prowler]

Hurry up we can't WAAAIT

I gotta find it!!

It should be on my phone but I cannot find it.


Did you hack my phone?

 

[Fredricka]

I gotta find it!!

It should be on my phone but I cannot find it.


Did you hack my phone?

Is it too many years back maybe?

 

[The Prowler]

Is it too many years back maybe?

No, I took it this Monday.

Oh wait....I think some pictures get put on the little storage card, and some get put on the internal memory.....I am not sure where it went....

Yup, I just found it!!!

 

[Fredricka]

No, I took it this Monday.

Oh wait....I think some pictures get put on the little storage card, and some get put on the internal memory.....I am not sure where it went....

Yup, I just found it!!!

Why is it not in the gallery? Is your phone a 90s Nokia?

 

[The Prowler]

Why is it not in the gallery? Is your phone a 90s Nokia?

I was actually joking. I already uploaded the picture to Imgur on Monday.

I did not have to find it on my phone.

 

[Fredricka]

I was actually joking. I already uploaded the picture to Imgur on Monday.

I did not have to find it on my phone.

I see, do you need a drum roll to post it? I can find one on YouTube if you like?

 

[The Prowler]

I see, do you need a drum roll to post it? I can find one on YouTube if you like?

Please do....

 

[Fredricka]

 

[The Prowler]

Taaaa Daaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you go.

 

[Fredricka]

Taaaa Daaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you go.

Do you want us to be cruel or nice ? Honestly

 

[The Prowler]

Taaaa Daaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you go.

You can just see the Co rv et te key fob at the top of my track pants.

I know I am pretty soft looking right now. Like I said, I have been living kinda relaxed for the last few months.

That said, I still have a lot of muscle under that bit of pudge.

I think you can kinda see that the knuckle on my left hand (this is a mirror image remember) is a little swollen. It is from hitting the heavy bag in my training for my upcoming fight with @Alticus .

 

[Adam Hitler]

You need some sun bro!

 

[The Prowler]

You need some sun bro!

Not really....I still have a bit of a tan from my Florida trip....I have more colour now than I did in the picture below....my phone camera is not very good...

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fair enough, I fucking need some myself...

 

[The Prowler]

Okay people, who is next?

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler nip is something I did not need to see today