Prowliar Have You Ever Considered Getting A Moral Support Dog?

[The Real Alticus]

Might want to think about it. I'm concerned for your wellbeing.

 

[Fredricka]

He seems extra pissy today :)

 

[The Real Alticus]

He seems extra pissy today :)

Looks like it. lol

 

[Lily]

He seems extra pussy today :)

FTFY. :)

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

He seems extra pissy today :)

What do you mean 'today'?

 

[AnnaConda]

Might want to think about it. I'm concerned for your wellbeing.

Perhaps a prefrontal lobotomy would be more helpful to him and us…

 

[The Real Alticus]

Perhaps a prefrontal lobotomy would be more helpful to him and us…

You could be right.

 

[AnnaConda]

You could be right.

He should try it so we can compare…before & after

 

[Fredricka]

Perhaps a prefrontal lobotomy would be more helpful to him and us…

With an accidental on purpose slip of the blade, please

 

[The Real Alticus]

He should try it so we can compare…before & after

I wish I lived near him so I pull up beside him in a van, throw a black hood over his dome, drag him in, sedate him, shave all of his body hair, even his eyebrows and pubes and leave him in the parking lot of the local asylum.

 

[Admin.]

I wish I lived near him so I pull up beside him in a van, throw a black hood over his dome, drag him in, sedate him, shave all of his body hair, even his eyebrows and pubes and leave him in the parking lot of the local asylum.

Let him have a copy of The Catcher In The Rye, and a Machete.

 

[Fredricka]

I wish I lived near him so I pull up beside him in a van, throw a black hood over his dome, drag him in, sedate him, shave all of his body hair, even his eyebrows and pubes and leave him in the parking lot of the local asylum.

That man (man?) Needs a bloody good egging too

 

[The Real Alticus]

That man (man?) Needs a bloody good egging too

So does beloved Vette.

 

[Fredricka]

So does beloved Dodge Neon.

I'd pay to do that

 

[Admin.]

So does beloved Dodge Neon.

Not just any corvette, it must also be an Eggshell White corvette!

 

[Fredricka]

I'm surprised he doesn't get a convertible so his scalp can blow in the wind

 

[The Prowler]

Did I do something to upset these people?

 

[Fredricka]

Did I do something to upset these people?

No

 

[Lily]

No

Bizzaro Baldy faceplants again.

 

[Fredricka]

Has Alticus ever started a decent thread? Genuine honest to God question

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Someone has to ask....
.When will Reekz and Altardicus do it?
No one will be watching them....
..Why don't they do it in the road?
Sing it, kids

 

[Fredricka]

Someone has to ask....
.When will Reekz and Altardicus do it?
No one will be watching them....
..Why don't they do it in the road?
Sing it, kids

I dont want to be the one to take his virginity, stop trying to match make anyway

 

[X]

What’s going on in here ?

 

[Fredricka]

What’s going on in here ?

Holiday thinks he's being funny

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[X]

Hi Larry that’s a fairy!

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Hi Larry that’s a fairy!

No yuo....

 

[X]

No yuo....

nope