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[Fredricka]

I'm still here. Had to find a respirator to deal with your garlic aroma that could level Tacoma.

Why haven't you changed your av?

 

[The Question]

@Fredrick how come your profile says from Holbrook. I live in Holbrook in NY but I bet you are from a different Holbrook, right?

I'm from the hidden Holbrook. The one no one talks about, the one which cartographers are forbidden to include on maps under pain of visitation by Rosie O'Donnell.

 

[The Question]

Why haven't you changed your av?

ENOUGH about me! It has come to my attention that many of you SEEMINGLY innocent students have been subverted by RED PROPAGANDA. This is a MOST SERIOUS matter, requiring the MOST SERIOUS of detention! Can YOU spell detention? I'll tell you how I spell it! DEATH-TENTION! Commie pinko traitors, ALL!

Now, I will send vicious cybernetic cyborg dogs through the corridors to WEED all you traitors OUT! They will SNIFF OUT which among you have chosen THE COMMIE PATH! Especially YOU, Betsy Bright, who turned me down for the high school dance so you could smoke with RICHIE MARCUS.

Hall Monitors will also be vigilant. Step outside during class, and they'll make sure you make a speedy jump back to your desk. Hold your urine and wait for the PROPER bathroom breaktime!

 

[Fredricka]

You wot m8? I'm not using that av, you win the avs Fredricka, show some mercy, YOU WIN

I know, I always win

 

[Flynn]

Is that one, monosyllabic word too advanced for you?

Perhaps...coming from the online beggar, now going on 100 days about "donating."

Maybe you can post more first and last names of your donors?

 

[The Question]

Perhaps

Well, ain't that a shame. Ain't that a damn shame.

 

[The Question]

I know, I always win

Only in your own mind.

 

[The Prowler]

I don't know what you mean about that.

Freddie does not work.

He is a fat last slob who begs people for money and gets hammered instead of taking care of his financial obligations.

 

[The Question]

Freddie does not work.

He is a fat last slob who begs people for money and gets hammered instead of taking care of his financial obligations.

That's Arctic White C8 fat last slob with the Z58 Performance Package to you!

 

[The Prowler]

That's Arctic White C8 fat last slob with the Z58 Performance Package to you!

Do you think that is going to make me sad because my C8 Corvette Stingray is on my 4-post lift until the spring?

Well, it might work. A bit.


But then I think of the poor slobs like you who do not have a nice car that you can enjoy.



And that bring a smile.


To my.


Face.

 

[The Question]

Do you think that is going to make me sad

I think you're constantly jizzin' 'tism about your dream car, not your real car, and you do that because you're sad.

 

[The Prowler]

I think you're constantly jizzin' 'tism about your dream car, not your real car, and you do that because you're sad.

No, you do not.

I have posted so much evidence of my C8 Corvette Stingray with the Z51 Performance Package that only an absolute retard would question it.....


Hmmm......

 

[Fredricka]

Only in your own mind.

Still no fairy ballerina av? Still winning

 

[The Question]

Still no fairy ballerina av?

Why'd you change it to that, hmm?

Are you sure you know who's "winning"?

 

[Fredricka]

Why'd you change it to that, hmm?

Are you sure you know who's "winning"?

I like it, plus people can differentiate now