Runaway inflation - high gas prices - freezing to death in liberal states - Nuclear war with Russia? Fret not The late rapper Biggie Smalls has a plan

[Biggie Smiles]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the superlative moral and intellectual leadership of your new house minority leader

 

[Seamajor]

Sorry you’re so broke.

 

[Dove]

 

[Dove]

Wait this is real?!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This one was one of my favorites

I died laughing and gave him the big pounds up in the air when he said "black and ugly as ever"

True fucking player right there. RIP my dawg you was the king of NY no doubt about it.

But your exquisite lyricism is still inappropriate for the house floor

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Wait this is real?!

LMAO -- dead ass

 

[Dove]

LMAO -- dead ass

I thought it was satire LOL

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I thought it was satire LOL

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHA that's a democrat for you

hard to distinguish between "is this real or are you really that fucked up"

 

[Dove]

Nostalgia dont buy gas though :/

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Maybe Hakeem could have quoted this verse instead? "I throw seals on the dick to stop me from that HIV shit"

you know, cuz it's congress!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

WE NEED METHOD MAN FOR SPEAKER OF DA HOUSE!

in the da house yo!

 

[Dove]

I fucking cant with this shit lmao

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"I'll make it hot, nigga won't even stand next to you"

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"hoes is irritating like the hiccups"

 

[Dove]

That fucking picture on the floor LOL.

He should have whipped out a blunt while he was at it lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Ah we going way back now

"run from the police, picture that, I'll fuck around and catch an asthma attack - that's why I bust back"

Superlative worlds for our ambassador to share with the Russian leadership - No?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That fucking picture on the floor LOL.

He should have whipped out a blunt while he was at it lol

He should have gone all in with his pants sagging down to his knee caps simulating having taken a fucking dump in his own pants

 

[Dove]

He should have gone all in with his pants sagging down to his knee caps simulating having taken a fucking dump in his own pants

That was pathetic. This is how far we are falling.

Quoting Biggie during congress.....GTFO lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

That was pathetic. This is how far we are falling.

Quoting Biggie during congress.....GTFO lol

I mean, you had a senator talking about his secret love affair with a gentlemen who went by the name of "T-bone"


lmao


T-bone

how many authentic gangstars do you think are running under the moniker "T-bone" ?

 

[Alticus]

I'm not a rap fan but I'd hang that picture on my wall. I love the crown!

 

[Dove]

I'm not a rap fan but I'd hang that picture on my wall. I love the crown!

I'm not really a rap fan myself either. I am a 90s kid though :D

I hung out with everyone growing up lol

 

[Biggie Smiles]

"Cornpop"


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

Someone named "cornpop" wouldn't last 5 minutes in the hood. No matter how fucking gangster he was

 

[Dove]

"Cornpop"


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

Someone named "cornpop" wouldn't last 5 minutes in the hood. No matter how fucking gangster he was

Cornpop was a bad dude!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Cornpop was a bad dude!

He hung out by Swimming pools!

 

[Alticus]

I must admit that I do love this song by Tupac.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Hakeem be like "I'm here on the house floor to throw dick to dykes"


cause, you know how well that will go over with the LGBTQPISS community

 

[Dove]

Maybe Marshal can help us end the drug war and solve the homeless crisis.