Senior Citizen SLutfest

[Bastard Factory]

Wrinkles... liver spots... the smell of pee and aspirin.... this is sex over seventy!

LOVIN' ON THE FLIP SIDE!

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Let's meet the GILFs ...

It's Trudy!

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Age 85, widower, young at heart, but love my afternoon naps, driving slow, shy at first, but it's better to let the demons out in Meltdown more slowly than all at once.

Mildred

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Age 72, divorced, I'm a plus size, but am losing weight. Have flowers and lots of birds that I feed. The hummers give me a lot of pleasure. Usually have lunch in the garden and surfing Bastard Factory in the early morning hours.

I am here seeking: male companionship due to carpal tunnel syndrome.

Dorothy

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Age 82, widower, active, grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share local steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

Love to shop at Walmart.

PearL

Age 80, widower, I like all four seasons. Enjoy walking, talking and playing yahtzee!

Looking for mature man, blind ok, any race or age.

Eleanor

Age 75, widower, I have lots of kids and plenty of grandbabies. I'm am looking for a guy that is sweet, surfs Bastard Factory Forums and still has some hair.

Bernice

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Age 79, widower, love the ocean, seeking surfing lessons from Seamajor, recent widow who has just buried fourth husband and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.

Dizziness, fainting, farting, shortness of breath not a problem.

Edna

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Age 79, widower, early riser, collects seashells. High school principle and still a dominant bitch.

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Willing to share her CPAP machine with the right guy.

 

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Meet the Pensioners...

Herbert

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Age 71, divorced, bitter, disillusioned. Looking for a mature woman, if such a thing exists in this fucked world of hatchet faced witches.

EarL

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Age 83, divorced, desperately lonely loser, yet always a playful. I love miniature golf, although need to work on my skills again.

Heart condition doesn't allow Viagra.

Milton

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Age 85, widower, miserable, apathetic, tired of tv and watching my roommates hair fall out.

Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF, 60s-70s, no sense of humor, for long talks about the macabre.

 

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Today's Top Pensioners:

Norman

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Age 77, divorced, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.

Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Albert

Age 82, widower, strong silent type. Cinemax junkie.
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Then there's our top poster here last month........... Marge!

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Age 81, widower, Looking for a Bob Barker look-a-like. Love my soaps. Must have great medical plan.

 

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It's FUCK BUDDY TUESDAY!!!

Do you know where your grandma is?!

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[Longinus]

 

[Mr. Whipple]

 

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[Oliver Shagnasty]

This is the sickest thread ever.

 

[Val Gina]

fuck, I hope I lose my sex drive before my dignity...... oh nvm, lost the second one already.

 

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Let's me the GILFs of Bastard Factory Forums...

Trudy​

Age 85, widower, love my afternoon naps, driving slow, shy at first, but it's better to let the demons out in Meltdown more slowly than all at once.

Mildred​

Age 72, divorced, I'm a plus size, but am losing weight. Have flowers and lots of birds that I feed. The hummers give me a lot of pleasure. Usually have lunch in the garden and surfing Bastard Factory in the early morning hours.

I am here seeking: male companionship due to carpal tunnel syndrome.

Dorothy​

Age 82, widower, active, grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share local steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

Love to shop at Walmart.

PearL​

Age 80, widower, I like all four seasons. Enjoy walking, talking and playing yahtzee!
Looking for mature man, blind ok, any race or age.

Eleanor​

Age 75, widower, I have lots of kids and plenty of grandbabies. im am looking for a guy that is sweet, surfs Bastard Factory and still has some hair.

Bernice​

Age 79, widower, love the ocean, seeking surfing lessons from Seamajor, recent widow who has just buried fourth husband and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.

Dizziness, fainting, farting, shortness of breath not a problem.

I’d do Dorothy...her vagina looks alive and well!

 

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TEAM VIAGRA

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Grandmas gonna gum you good!

 

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