Should I take Seaboobs off of ignore and for how long if at all?

[Frood]

We here at Frooden Haven Correctional Enterprises PTY LTD regularly strive to update and refresh whose minds we live in rent free and for what durations.

Seamajor has recently come up for review and the company is carefully weighing up whether to grant seaboobs visitation rights to the Frood account.

As a public that will also have to endure the relentless self debauchery that will likely transpire on seaboobs, we're asking for feedback.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Take him off so I can watch you be horrible to each other properly, enough of this depraved foreplay.

 

[Frood]

Take him off so I can watch you be horrible to each other properly, enough of this depraved foreplay.

I getted bored with it though.... like feeding seagulls Efferdent tablets and watching them foam blue midflight...

 

[ESAD TIA]

I getted bored with it though.... like feeding seagulls Efferdent tablets and watching them foam blue midflight...

Well get your wooden spoon out and mix it up, givem laxatives for a change.

Brown fireworks could be fun?

 

[Frood]

Well get your wooden spoon out and mix it up, givem laxatives for a change.

Brown fireworks could be fun?

I wonder if the old ground squirrel gag would work on a shitty seagull....

Kitchen sponge soaked in peanut butter and water, then dried out and ground up....

Thanks for the food for thought.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I wonder if the old ground squirrel gag would work on a shitty seagull....

Kitchen sponge soaked in peanut butter and water, then dried out and ground up....

Thanks for the food for thought.

If I was a betting man I'd say yes, I mean they would at least eat it so you're already halfway there.

I've seen the seagulls where I live eat alive rats and pigeons while they fight for their lives.

I gotta reckon the will eat a ground up crusty peanut butter sponge, fine dining experience for them fuckers.

 

[Frood]

If I was a betting man I'd say yes, I mean they would at least eat it so you're already halfway there.

I've seen the seagulls where I live eat alive rats and pigeons while they fight for their lives.

I gotta reckon the will eat a ground up crusty peanut butter sponge, fine dining experience for them fuckers.

They go for water then can't fit down their holes... lulz

 

[Fredricka]

Cockeye wins. Can we have him posting instead of Seamajor now, he couldn't do any worse

 

[Adam Hitler]

Rumour has it, Brian Peppers was Semen's son... there is definitely some resemblance.

 

[Flynn]

Bump

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Oh, ha ha fucking ha, Frood. Is there a bong option? Really?!?! Just go toss yourself onto a third rail, freak show.

 

[Frood]

Oh, ha ha fucking ha, Frood. Is there a bong option? Really?!?! Just go toss yourself onto a third rail, freak show.

You growl out your sister with that filthy tongue?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You growl out your sister with that filthy tongue?

No yuo!

 

[Frood]

No yuo!

I growled out your sister? Was she cute? When and where?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I growled out your sister? Was she cute? When and where?

My sister has a passing resemblance to.....


... Hillary Clinton...


....after being dead for a week.

 

[Frood]

My sister has a passing resemblance to.....


... Hillary Clinton...


....after being dead for a week.

Didn't happen then....

I'd never get on my knees before pants suits.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Didn't happen then....

I'd never get on my knees before pants suits.

But you get on your knees for sailors.

 

[Flynn]

Didn't happen then....

I'd never get on my knees before pants suits.

I couldn't imagine anyone putting their thingy in something Bill Clinton already porked.

 

[Frood]

But you get on your knees for sailors.

Only in your wildest of wet dreams...

 

[Weeg]

Sea used to be cool a long time ago. But he changed for the worst!

 

[Weeg]

But you get on your knees for sailors.

Thay let yoo come back?

 

[Frood]

Sea used to be cool a long time ago. But he changed for the worst!

DD burrowed into his head and never left.