So how many of you have intimate knowledge of seamajor's pool boy Deigo.

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Actually, Fred, SlopeySeamajor pretends to be a regular Joe schmuck like the rest of us, but in reality he's a born-rich Trust Fund Boy who's never had to work a day in his entire life.

I just hope nothing nefarious happened to poor Diego.
How broke are you Reggie?
 

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Listen Reggie. Prove what you claim. If so I’ll leave. Let see what ya got
You know damned well your mom cultured Bromeliads in the greenhouse of that estate you grew up on. She probably collected fine ceramics too and that's where you get your refined and cultured ... and "moneyed" tastes.

Neighborhood schmucks who luck out and get an Electrician Apprenticeship don't tend to know a lot about Bromeliads and collectible pottery, not to mention fine Persian rugs. (That is a very nice rug, btw, but I think you overpaid for it. Rich Trust Fund Boys don't tend to worry about things like that, I understand.)

I suspect your dad made you do an Electricians Apprenticeship so you'd at least know a little something about the already built and functioning business he handed off to you. I'm sure he did the best he could, but he was afraid his son really is the complete dumbass he seemed to be and clearly still is.
 

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It came to light on BF 1.0, alot transpired in those days and alot of promises behind the scenes are being kept.. Seamajor wasn't always like this, he was a laid back sailor but shit happened and now hes a frazzled mess :LOL3:..

But in honor of the thread Ill lay down some knowledge..

Diego was Seamajors pool boy/ nurse, changed his diapers and seamajor despises him because of it, but if seamajor doesn't have Diego its back to the nursing home. After the death of his crosseyed cat he went into a depression , becoming physically aggresive to Diego.
It has also been reported his rages were so extreme he punches holes in the walls over the responses online.
So round about we have come to an agreement not to talk about the mysteries surrounding Diego.. for the good of his health


Not the cross eyed cat :LOL3:
 

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You know damned well your mom cultured Bromeliads in the greenhouse of that estate you grew up on. She probably collected fine ceramics too and that's where you get your refined and cultured ... and "moneyed" tastes.

Neighborhood schmucks who luck out and get an Electrician Apprenticeship don't tend to know a lot about Bromeliads and collectible pottery, not to mention fine Persian rugs. (That is a very nice rug, btw, but I think you overpaid for it. Rich Trust Fund Boys don't tend to worry about things like that, I understand.)

I suspect your dad made you do an Electricians Apprenticeship so you'd at least know a little something about the already built and functioning business he handed off to you. I'm sure he did the best he could, but he was afraid his son really is the complete dumbass he seemed to be mand clearly still is.
You didn’t try very hard Reggie. I planted that entire garden. Hope you liked it. As for work, what do you do?
 

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You know damned well your mom cultured Bromeliads in the greenhouse of that estate you grew up on. She probably collected fine ceramics too and that's where you get your refined and cultured ... and "moneyed" tastes.

Neighborhood schmucks who luck out and get an Electrician Apprenticeship don't tend to know a lot about Bromeliads and collectible pottery, not to mention fine Persian rugs. (That is a very nice rug, btw, but I think you overpaid for it. Rich Trust Fund Boys don't tend to worry about things like that, I understand.)

I suspect your dad made you do an Electricians Apprenticeship so you'd at least know a little something about the already built and functioning business he handed off to you. I'm sure he did the best he could, but he was afraid his son really is the complete dumbass he seemed to be and clearly still is.

You're positively green with envy.

Unseemly, Reggie.
 

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You didn’t try very hard Reggie. I planted that entire garden. Hope you liked it. As for work, what do you do?
I saw the pictures. The specimens were exquisite. Very well done. Your mom would have been proud, I'm sure.

As for me, I'm retired now. I have enough to see me through to my end. Certainly not the Trust Fund level reserves you probably have, you being born into wealth and all, but I'm good. Thanks for asking.
 

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I saw the pictures. The specimens were exquisite. Very well done. Your mom would have been proud, I'm sure.

As for me, I'm retired now. I have enough to see me through to my end. Certainly not the Trust Fund level reserves you probably have, you being born into wealth and all, but I'm good. Thanks for asking.
Dad died before I left. 1993. Mom died in 2004. Neither visited CR. My family was far from wealthy. Your assumptions aren’t even close. As for being successful, you reject it because I’m a Lib. I mean look at you. A conservative without a pot to piss in. Understand, it’s not gonna get better for ya. Why can’t you tell us, what you do? Pretty sure it’s little.