So Where's That Raggedy Peasant Guy?

[Holliday Unchained]

.He's been in hiding since the Inauguration.
.Crying in his soup?
Caught the HoaxVirus?
..(gasp) God forbid he should have ended it all.

 

[Dove]

Admin scurried back to CBT, into the bosom of radicalism where people know his name and lol at his memes.

 

[Holliday Unchained]

So no one has seen Regg?
Hope the old fart is alright.

. I know he took this election thing hard.


I mean sure he's a colossal dooshbag
but we've been posting together for like 14 years
so naturally wouldn't want to learn he'd jumped out of his mom's basement window in a suicide attempt.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

how cute.. hollowgay reminiscing on the feel of Reggie's boot up his ass

It's like... romantic n shit

 

[Holliday Unchained]

how cute.. hollowgay reminiscing on the feel of Reggie's boot up his ass

It's like... romantic n shit

See - I told you you could gum my ankles somewhere besides a fishing thread

...and here you are.

 

[Dove]

So no one has seen Regg?
Hope the old fart is alright.

. I know he took this election thing hard.


I mean sure he's a colossal dooshbag
but we've been posting together for like 14 years
so naturally wouldn't want to learn he'd jumped out of his mom's basement window in a suicide attempt.

Reggie is just fine.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

how cute.. hollowgay reminiscing on the feel of Reggie's boot up his ass

It's like... romantic n shit

See - I told you you could gum my ankles somewhere besides a fishing thread

...and here you are.

oh is this one of those king trolls you're famous for? Getting people to piss on your forehead on demand?

Kewl.

Tell me moar!

 

[Holliday Unchained]

Well, I'm receiving reports that the suicide attempt failed
(isn't that just like that ol Raggedy Peasant to fail)
and he's on the mend.

Wonderful news.

 

[Holliday Unchained]

You know what's so nice about these two little pooches I got here.
I don't even need to leash them
Only down side is my ankles are never dry.

 

[X]

how cute.. hollowgay reminiscing on the feel of Reggie's boot up his ass

It's like... romantic n shit

See - I told you you could gum my ankles somewhere besides a fishing thread

...and here you are.

oh is this one of those king trolls you're famous for? Getting people to piss on your forehead on demand?

Kewl.

Tell me moar!

I was gonna say
was that not the fucking lamest ..made me wanna punch 'em in his fuckin pussy .

 

[Biggie Smiles]

how cute.. hollowgay reminiscing on the feel of Reggie's boot up his ass

It's like... romantic n shit

See - I told you you could gum my ankles somewhere besides a fishing thread

...and here you are.

oh is this one of those king trolls you're famous for? Getting people to piss on your forehead on demand?

Kewl.

Tell me moar!

I was gonna say
was that not the fucking lamest ..made me wanna punch 'em in his fuckin pussy .

Hollowbrain is famous for the lamest trolls evah.

Were it not for the IKABWAI he'd have no counter whatsoever.

 

[Holliday Unchained]

how cute.. hollowgay reminiscing on the feel of Reggie's boot up his ass

It's like... romantic n shit

See - I told you you could gum my ankles somewhere besides a fishing thread

...and here you are.

oh is this one of those king trolls you're famous for? Getting people to piss on your forehead on demand?

Kewl.

Tell me moar!

I was gonna say
was that not the fucking lamest ..made me wanna punch 'em in his fuckin pussy .

x !
How ya doin, pal.
Got the dial-up working again I see.

PS: one-a-yous other two will have to let go and give x his turn on my ankle.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You know, speaking of people who don't come around lately, how's monster?

He had an allergic reaction to new playdough nose or something?

Or is he still boycotting the site because the admin didn't take his tears seriously enough?

 

[Holliday Unchained]

how cute.. hollowgay reminiscing on the feel of Reggie's boot up his ass

It's like... romantic n shit

See - I told you you could gum my ankles somewhere besides a fishing thread

...and here you are.

oh is this one of those king trolls you're famous for? Getting people to piss on your forehead on demand?

Kewl.

Tell me moar!

I was gonna say
was that not the fucking lamest ..made me wanna punch 'em in his fuckin pussy .

..and yet here you all are.

...gumming my ankles....again.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

..and yet here you all are.

Responding to messages on a message board.

Yeah, you're really king toilet cruncher with that one, turd.

oh how we got the shaft on that one!

what other big accomplishments do you have in your bag of tricks? Not bathing for a month and giggling like a school girl when the orderlies finally hose you down in the courtyard?

 

[Holliday Unchained]

Responding to messages on a message board.

. So like...this is the only thread?
Can't you go gum someone else's ankles, Bigly?
.or is it mine you love the most?

You follow me around like a lost dog looking for a master
not that you're the only one.

...and I am your master, lil ankle gummin pooch. :Grin3:

 

[X]

Responding to messages on a message board.

. So like...this is the only thread?
Can't you go gum someone else's ankles, Bigly?
.or is it mine you love the most?

You follow me around like a lost dog looking for a master
not that you're the only one.

...and I am your master, lil ankle gummin pooch. :Grin3:

I just like the smell of your pussy

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Responding to messages on a message board.

. So like...this is the only thread?
Can't you go gum someone else's ankles, Bigly?
.or is it mine you love the most?

You follow me around like a lost dog looking for a master
not that you're the only one.

...and I am your master, lil ankle gummin pooch. :Grin3:

I just like the smell of your pussy

so does his cell mate.


ooops... did I say too much?

 

[Holliday Unchained]

Responding to messages on a message board.

. So like...this is the only thread?
Can't you go gum someone else's ankles, Bigly?
.or is it mine you love the most?

You follow me around like a lost dog looking for a master
not that you're the only one.

...and I am your master, lil ankle gummin pooch. :Grin3:

I just like the smell of your pussy

Poor confused little mouse.
Is that what the cocaine abuse did to you?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

:facepalm:

 

[Holliday Unchained]

:facepalm:

You don't like JJ Cale?
Go fuck yerself, buddy.

 

[Holliday Unchained]

They say we got 29" snow
but 16 is more like it.

OMG! ....OMG!

I just jacked my thread.

Someone REPORT! me.

 

[X]

DONE !!

:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:


ffs Holligay, I was feelin' blue until I got hold of yOoooooo ..

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh for Fucks Sake, guys.

Shit (Life) happens.

It's not like I give the slightest fuck about any of you jagoff motherfuckers, but don't worry, I'm fine. Just "Transitioning" in a way that doesn't mean I wanna cut my dick off and become a lesbian, I've just been busy with RL shit.

Be Cool, Brothers and Sisters. The Great and Incomparable Gurk MacGuintey, or whatever I call myself here, is alive and well.

 

[Holliday Unchained]

Oh for Fucks Sake, guys.

Shit (Life) happens.

It's not like I give the slightest fuck about any of you jagoff motherfuckers, but don't worry, I'm fine. Just "Transitioning" in a way that doesn't mean I wanna cut my dick off and become a lesbian, I've just been busy with RL shit.

Be Cool, Brothers and Sisters. The Great and Incomparable Gurk MacGuintey, or whatever I call myself here, is alive and well.

That's good.
...You may go now.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So, when you hit 1881 again, are you gonna run away like a pussy?

 

[Holliday Unchained]

So, when you hit 1881 again, are you gonna run away like a pussy?

Well to tell you the truth, Raggedy
I don't think I will make 1881 posts.
See - They have this thing called the PURGE here now, so every 3 months someone gets voted off the island.
Maxis is gone as a result of the last
and I think I'm fairly high on the list for next gawner.

However,
Let's imagine I do make a 1881st post
then I will do as I always have and make a new HolliID ... see?

 

[Dove]

I should swing by CBT and cheer them up.

We do have HollowGay and AssMan here though

 

[Oerdin]

Oh for Fucks Sake, guys.

Shit (Life) happens.

It's not like I give the slightest fuck about any of you jagoff motherfuckers, but don't worry, I'm fine. Just "Transitioning" in a way that doesn't mean I wanna cut my dick off and become a lesbian, I've just been busy with RL shit.

Be Cool, Brothers and Sisters. The Great and Incomparable Gurk MacGuintey, or whatever I call myself here, is alive and well.

Alright. Now I am convinced he is cutting his own dick off. ;)

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So, when you hit 1881 again, are you gonna run away like a pussy?

Well to tell you the truth, Raggedy
I don't think I will make 1881 posts.
See - They have this thing called the PURGE here now, so every 3 months someone gets voted off the island.
Maxis is gone as a result of the last
and I think I'm fairly high on the list for next gawner.

However,
Let's imagine I do make a 1881st post
then I will do as I always have and make a new HolliID ... see?

Bullshit

you're an absolute fucking nobody

Hate to be that direct with the disabled but it's true and I am nothing if not honest.