So who has cancer?

[MasterBlaster]

I've been upgraded to needing a home health nurse! My port became infected and they had to remove it, which requires daily redressing/packing so the "pocket" will heal correctly. When it's all healed a new one will be installed. Ha! Hope that bitch doesn't fuck up!

She cut my toenails for me and I didn't even have to ask! I wasn't expecting that! I can't believe I'm getting all this good, free treatment just because I served a 4-year stint back in the '70s. Fuck yea!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I hope things work out for you my brother. Keep up the good fight like I know you will!

 

[MasterBlaster]

Still can't believe she cut my fucking toenails. I mean, they weren't bad but it was getting time... I have a hard time seeing worth a shit way down there.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Was she hot?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Well, she was 350 lbs... kinda silly for a BSN.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Big titties?

 

[MasterBlaster]

Have you ever seen a flat-chested 350lb ho before? I haven't.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You should've put the charm on her

 

[MasterBlaster]

To what end? No libido here, trust me.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[MasterBlaster]

THAT ain't no shit.

 

[CorsetKat]

Wishing you all the best.

Cut your toenails you say, nice.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Surprised me!!!

 

[CorsetKat]

Yeah

That would shock me too.

Ask her to milk you.

 

[MasterBlaster]

That would be disrespectful. She has a husband and three boys. Even w/o that - it would be disrespectful.

 

[realgrimm]

theres nothing wrong with a good milking

 

[TheHaze]

I'll drink to that- - - - - - -

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I'll drink to that- - - - - - -

I thought you quit!

 

[TheHaze]

I'll drink to that- - - - - - -

I thought you quit!

I quit the booze,ever heard of water or lemon aid ?

 

[Damaged Maven]

Nope. No cancer. I have heart disease, lung disease, and developing liver disease, which means given the fast progress in cancer research I die long before a stage 3 cancer victim.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Ha - I have shit in all those places too, but they call them neoplasms and lesions. I wish I was stage 3!!!

 

[Seamajor]

I had this what looked like a brown smudge on the left side of my forehead. I’m in the sun way more than I need to be. I do use lots of zinc oxide and always a neoprene white long sleeve shirt in the water. Saw a Dermatologist. He took a photo of it and magnified it. Told me it was a basil cell carcinoma. Skin Cancer. OK now what? He operated and removed it right in the doctors office. Took 8 stitches to close it back up. They take care of things fast here, especially if you’re paying in cash. He prescribed a medicated type of cream that irritated the wound every time I applied it. Burned like hell. Told him this, and he said keep using it. Well it all healed nicely. No scar. I see him every six months now. He burns off any barnacles I might have.

 

[Val Gina]

Im not good at knowing what to say with this stuff, but didnt want to not acknowledge it. I hope you are doing everything you wanted to do and more with your savings.

 

[Seamajor]

I’m well endowed in several areas.

 

[TheHaze]

I had Squamous Cell Skin Cancer on my left ear a few years back and they had to rebuild my upper ear and so far good - - - - - -

 

[Scooter]

MasterBlaster passed away due to his cancer. May he rest in peace and bang on his drums for all eternity. :(

 

[Seamajor]

Wow. There’s some reality for ya.

RIP Master Blaster. You served BF in your own way. The best to your family.

 

[Blazor]

MasterBlaster passed away due to his cancer. May he rest in peace and bang on his drums for all eternity. :(

Holy shit!

I really dont know what to say other than thats crazy. I will play him a sad song on my fiddle later.

I feel at our ages, more and more forum members are gonna drop, its already begun. Think I heard somewhere that Thomas (CJ mod) died a couple years ago.

 

[TheHaze]

MasterBlaster passed away due to his cancer. May he rest in peace and bang on his drums for all eternity. :(

What is your source for this news?

 

[Scooter]

What is your source for this news?

His tree-cutting forum. I'm not a member but I check it out once a week or so for cool vids or whatever.