Somebody needs to invent the "Winpisser"

[Frood]

A 12 volt AC/DC device which attaches to your dick or cooter while you sleep in winter and effortlessly and without any noise or odours, relieves full bladders from the warmth of bed.

 

[Blazor]

Dont need anything electric, just strategically place the hole of your pee pee over the hole of a 2 liter bottle lol.

Bonus, it is warm and keeps you warm lolol.

 

[Frood]

I'm looking for an automatic cruise control level winter piss...

A Chinese torture styled finger sleeve (girls would get an athletic cup with bungee straps), moisture sensors, pump, and pleasant citrus mist jets for after.

Set, forget, and wet...

 

[Blazor]

I'm looking for an automatic cruise control level winter piss...

A Chinese torture styled finger sleeve (girls would get an athletic cup with bungee straps), moisture sensors, pump, and pleasant citrus mist jets for after.

Set, forget, and wet...

Strap on a Depends, and keep the party going lol.

 

[Frood]

That's too old school.

If vacuums are robotic and sex toys have Bluetooth, the Winpisser is a viable and necessary contraption for the modern man and woman on a tight schedule.

 

[Levon]

How effete. Frood's having a girly moment again.

 

[Frood]

Assisted peeing is girly?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Don't they have something that wraps around your dick and lets you piss inside a bag?

For old people?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Don't they have something that wraps around your dick and lets you piss inside a bag?

For old people?

He could use a quart freezer bag and a couple of twist ties.

 

[Frood]

I'm thinking something like a dairy milking machine turned right down and outfitted to auto start by a moisture sensor....

The design is still in conceptual phase.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Don't they have something that wraps around your dick and lets you piss inside a bag?

For old people?

He could use a quart freezer bag and a couple of twist ties.

That doesn't sound very leakage proof

Unless you make it Dry Heaves and turn your dick purple

 

[Seamajor]

I'm thinking something like a dairy milking machine turned right down and outfitted to auto start by a moisture sensor....

The design is still in conceptual phase.

For your growing tits? Funny girl

 

[Frood]

Behave

 

[Blazor]

I'm thinking something like a dairy milking machine turned right down and outfitted to auto start by a moisture sensor....

The design is still in conceptual phase.

Oh no, you stop right there, this reminds me of a joke I use to tell as a teen, about a.......... well.... let me tell the joke lol.....


Ok, so guy breaks down on the side of the road out in the country. He starts walking, realizes its late, sees a farm, and asks the farmer if he can stay the night. Farmer says "ok, but ya have to sleep in the barn, and dont stick your dick in the three holes in the wall". Dude says ok, thinking nothing of it. Later in the evening, his curiosity gets the better of him. He sticks his dick in the first hole... oooOOo, that feels good! He then wonders what the next hole feels like..... OOOooooOOOooOOO!!!! Even bettter!!! So now hes thinking "I wonder what the THIRD hole feels like!!".... sticks in the third hole..... "Uh Uh UUUHHHAAAGHGGHGHGHGHG!!!!!! GET IT OFF MEEEEE!!!!!!! FUCXK!!!!!! AAAGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!" and finally gets his dick out! Farmer runs in, sees what has happened, and says "I told you not to stick your dick in the 3 holes!". Dude asks "WHAT was in that third hole!!!". Farmer says "Wellllll, first hole was a young calf, second hole was an old pig, and the third hole was a broken down mild machine that didnt stop til it got 600 gallons".




So no, I do not trust electronics to perform as they should lol.