Take me to your leader

[The Unknown Comic]

** taps mic **

Why hello

You all might remember me from Third Rail Forums.

You don't? That was me having sex in the bathroom with Bra1ns goldfish.

Tough crowd

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants

 

[cw_]

 

[Kirk]

** taps mic **

Why hello

You all might remember me from Third Rail Forums.

You don't? That was me having sex in the bathroom with Bra1ns goldfish.

Tough crowd

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants

I don't remember Third Rail forum...was it any good?

 

[The Unknown Comic]

Third Rail Forums was very good.

This place reminds me of the time I took a trip down to India. There was very little there but the curry bowls were excellent. Who doesn't like a good curry bowl besides my asshole?

Lemon sodas, the spicy egg sandwich.

It was like eating at your mother's house without all the bitching.


A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants

 

[X]

@The Unknown Comic

Bro, quit using lead paint as lube for the family dildo, it's fucking you up from the inside

 

[Frood]

Ughhhh...

 

[The Unknown Comic]

I have always had a fear of stage fright. Yes, even as a successful stand up comedian.

This is why I always eat a carrot naked before I go on stage. I place the carrot on the chair while I put on my trousers and when I look back at the chair, the carrot disappears. This comforts me from stage fright.

And yes, I have to sit down to put my pants on.


A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants

 

[reaper]

Shaka,when the walls fell.

 

[Garraty_47]

Shaka,when the walls fell.

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean.