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I agree Jesus was a racist bigoted piece of shite.

So you concede Jesus existed?

Or is your self esteem butt hurted so you need to white savoir some brown people?


You really can only fink in one dimension can't ye. I don't blame you, I blame Jesus.

Damn! your erection must be raw and red, but you just keep going and going

you nasty!
Pew-pew-pew…penis monsters! :doink1:


Is this it, Freud being comical? That's like the baby Jesus existing in anything but myth.
Well buddy, you really looked like you needed the help. At least the high road of comical relief.
 

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Just listen to how beautiful this is. I love this hymn so much.

This could be Bland. But he wants to be a leftarded commie heathen :(
 

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Christianity developed a major league problem when it quit being incensed, disgusted, and repulsed by behaviors worthy of the death penalty. Far far too many churches these days host abortionists and kweirdos in its ranks and refuse to condemn that behavior. Jesus Himself wrote about such congregations in Revelation 2. The small town where my wife is from, there is a woman at the local roller church who had an affair. This cunt booted her husband out and the church accepted her new boyfriend when they should have shunned the wife who had been attending this church for decades. I guarantee you that the reason the church allowed these two hell bound shitbags to keep going there is because he was black! "Christians" are more concerned about racism appearances than decency. Just think, all the young people learned a lesson there!

Jeez. I go to a Reformed church. There is no joke about church discipline.

People WILL get called to repentance and they will reach out and help and all that when something is going on. Divorce is not a favorable thing but there is a whole process there. You cant just divorce and prance in with a boyfriend/girlfriend. You divorce in my church you will be expected to stay single.

The only time I've seen someone flat out not respond to a call to repentance was a guy who suddenly went full blown SJW out if what seemed to be nowhere. His wife sang in the church with the worship team....and they were always so chill and cool.

And then suddenly after Floyd died this guy went balls to the wall BLM and started viciously attacking church members. And no one really knew what to do except try to respond in a loving way. Our Pastor told us NOT to fight with him and the pastor and Elder handled it. We never saw them in church again :/

It really was strange how he suddenly flipped. And literally nothing in the church was ever slightly about politics, just about scripture and Jesus and how to apply biblical principles to the events occurring today.

You know we dont really get a lot of dems/progs in our midst. This guy just broke out in full leftard outta the blue like he was possessed :LOL3:

My husband even called me up to tell me to go look because it legit all went down on FACE BOOK.

By the time someone is "shunned" there has been A LOT of intervention and prayer. And if someone just keeps resisting... they just have to go and hopefully be brought back by God eventually.
So get this, I just asked my wife and the woman suddenly and unexpectedly died of cancer within a couple of years of this!!!!
The general consensus is that she was a lazy bitch all her married life. Her husband always worked and provided for the family. She never got a job and wouldnt clean the house. She met this cunt nigger on the internet. Speaking of, he kept going to the church for a while, probably thought he could hook up with another woman. My wife didnt know about any deathbed repentance but who knows.

What a fucked up story. On the other hand, it’s easy to see how you live.
Yea, whatever douchebag.
 

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Oh muh GAWD



Its black white supremacy :O look how happy they all are. Those psychopaths! All in the Lord and not caring about skin tone. Those dummies.

You think they know that Jesus was (when He walked the earth) a......a JEW?!
 
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Oh NO even the AFRICANS?!



One gets the impression us Jesus people are diverse and everywhere. Scary stuff.

We are gonna ruin your communisms too. And your evil divisive racisms.

Most of us are homeschooling too :0 having lots of babies. ... raising up a global army! Team Jesus is the winner.

Just think this Christmas about how Jesus yeeted the crappy pagan solcist and made it a global celebration of HIM. Dont forget the timeline itself is even centered on the life of Christ :D
 
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Gotta hand it to Dovey, though... when scripture quoting fails, there's always the YouTube gospels.
 

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Gotta hand it to Dovey, though... when scripture quoting fails, there's always the YouTube gospels.

It's just beautiful songs about Christmas and Jesus, Blurt. I hope you enjoy them ♡

I hope everyone feels the beauty and gets a sense of peace in songs about all God has done for us.
 
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Now show me the historical record where Jesus is emboldened in truth.

It's not theology, it's history.

Show us all??????


The book of Acts.... 500 witnesses to Jesus Christ's resurrection...

Acts comes right after Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

hths.

That isnt any historical record to Blandscape. It is to historians.....but it's not to Blandy.

He buys the "Jesus was a copy of other cultures gods" bs that's been debunked several times.
 

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Everything else is just flannel wrapped in a fucking Turin shroud of lies.

the Turin shroud had a body in it, just not Jesus body. hths.

Blandscape will probably stick a stale fruitcake up his ass this holiday, that is how screwed up in the head he has become.

I wonder what happened to him, more likely that mental health ban at FT and Cunty constantly bitch slapping him around caused him to go over the edge. He aint the same nutter that he was at TRF, he's become a huge sucker of rat dick and really uninspiring.

He will be over 5,000 posts by new years, that's his biggest accomplishment.

I wish we could swap him out for Brent. Brent always had some great wrasslen stories and could write great song parodies.
 

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Bland doesn't realize the entire Bible contains minor and major prophecy fufilments. I know exactly what he is getting at.... it's a wonder he hasn't dropped the Z word yet.

Zoroastrianism.....lol
 

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The Bible has one theme throughout is 4,000 years of history... basically God was going to fix what Adam lost by eventually sending Jesus... Jesus job was to restore paradise. Jesus cleaned out heaven...there is much more to come.

It isn't just about us, God's material beings... there is an issue between the Angels...Ones that sided with Jehovah, and 1/3 (of the stars as told in Revelation) sided with Satan the devil...and now have no access to heaven but live invisible on earth... Revelation 12:7-10
 

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Bland is a repulsive little turd but he has provided his betters a platform to openly discuss another subject besides politics which has been unsatisfying... this subject has questions that does have answers.
 

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What is a believer supposed to be doing @Omnipotent?

I can't see fucking around on forums to be compatible with any type of holy life.

Well, "seeds" ideas get planted here... this is probably the best soil to plant seeds. I don't know about you but I learn something new everyday here and that's the beauty of this place, it is a REAL freedom to express uncensored.