Takes a big man

[Breakfall]

My name is Catherine.... that means pure.

Does Kurt agree?

He loves me but when I win lotto, I'm off like a rocket... He can visit me once a week.... his head is only interested cars... It's seriously pathetic to be obsessed by only one thing....

Okay…imma cut you some slack.

 

[Blandscape]

Adam and Eve were the first humans... get informed.

They were brown.... their genes held dark and fair variants....duh....

denying that just makes people look stupid...

Humans live BIOLOGICALLY 3 times longer than all other animals... reference 'biological time clocks.'

Are you Eve Casket?

 

[Blandscape]

I'm confused, is the Naked Great Ape now the longest living mammalian species?

 

[Blandscape]

Because even a hundred years ago, life expectancy was half what it is now.

 

[Blandscape]

I liked da bit where she said they were both brown. Who could ever confuse her wiff her own racism?

 

[Blandscape]

Now, I don't want some of you morons who confuse modern humanity wiff the whiff of profanity in terms of what science concludes is human, and what is genealogically ape.

 

[Blandscape]

So maybe don't post something even a few 100,000 years outa context, unless you are willing to provide context?

 

[Blandscape]

After troll, we still have other great apes that prove to be smarter in their utilisation of Google dan you!

 

[Blandscape]

I luvs the fact that we are the longest living mammals on the planet now, according to Casket.

 

[Omnipotent]

Adam and Eve were the first humans... get informed.

They were brown.... their genes held dark and fair variants....duh....

denying that just makes people look stupid...

Humans live BIOLOGICALLY 3 times longer than all other animals... reference 'biological time clocks.'

Are you Eve Casket?

That is what our family called Kurt and I when we married. Adam and Eve. But no, I am not Eve.... Kurt is really Adonis....

 

[Blandscape]

Adam and Eve were the first humans... get informed.

They were brown.... their genes held dark and fair variants....duh....

denying that just makes people look stupid...

Humans live BIOLOGICALLY 3 times longer than all other animals... reference 'biological time clocks.'

Are you Eve Casket?

That is what our family called Kurt and I when we married. Adam and Eve. But no, I am not Eve.... Kurt is really Adonis....

He's your Adonis, and dat was always alright wiff me.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

My name’s origin is Irish…it means “Little King” lol

Mines is "crown, fame" lolol

 

[Blandscape]

He's not gone is he Casket?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Yeah no shit, but the implication is still there.

Not that you have a clue on the subject, Poarkahontas.

The implication, as a matter of fact, is something you perceive, nothing that was implied by anyone. Ignoramus.

Lay off the booze and stop trying to sound more intelligent than you actually are.

I don't drink. But if I did, I doubt you'd sound intelligent at all. You don't even know the origins of your own name, ffs.

My names origin is Greek :facepalm:

I responded to Aryan the Faggot, not you.

I was just saying my names origin lily

 

[Blandscape]

My name’s origin is Irish…it means “Little King” lol

Mines is "crown, fame" lolol

Your name is revered in Scottish fucking heraldry, for meaning, "it that cannot help but interrupt".

 

[Blandscape]

I was asking Casket if Kurt is OK?

 

[Omnipotent]

Adam and Eve were the first humans... get informed.

They were brown.... their genes held dark and fair variants....duh....

denying that just makes people look stupid...

Humans live BIOLOGICALLY 3 times longer than all other animals... reference 'biological time clocks.'

Are you Eve Casket?

That is what our family called Kurt and I when we married. Adam and Eve. But no, I am not Eve.... Kurt is really Adonis....

He's your Adonis, and dat was always alright wiff me.

No no,... he really was an Adonis.

 

[Omnipotent]

I was asking Casket if Kurt is OK?

He is a cranky shithead.

 

[Blandscape]

I was asking Casket if Kurt is OK?

He is a cranky shithead.

So still here den, your Yang to his ying.

I panicked there for a moment.

 

[Omnipotent]

Because even a hundred years ago, life expectancy was half what it is now.

You need to look you up 'animals biological time,' how many breaths they take and how many times their hearts beat... they all have the same breaths and heart beats...except humans, we have 3 times as many heart beats and breaths. That is a scientific observation.

 

[Blandscape]

Because even a hundred years ago, life expectancy was half what it is now.

You need to look you up 'animals biological time,' how many breaths they take and how many times their heart beat... they all have the same breaths and heart beats...except humans, we have 3 times as many heart beats and breaths. That is a scientific observation.

And using the same concussive conclusion we can expect what from a mammalian mouse, or let's go cross species and talk about the resting heartrate of a hummingbird.

Science concluded, the quicker da heartbeat in mammals, the shorter the lifespan....200 years ago.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Adam and Eve were the first humans... get informed.

They were brown.... their genes held dark and fair variants....duh....

denying that just makes people look stupid...

Humans live BIOLOGICALLY 3 times longer than all other animals... reference 'biological time clocks.'

They were Jews according to Poarka and Blurtrice...

 

[Adam Hitler]

I was asking Casket if Kurt is OK?

He is a cranky shithead.

I'm not fucking surprised living with you..... poor bastard.

 

[The Countess]

Scouse, you're confusing origin with frequency.

There's absolutely no shame in having a Jewish name.

Look, you can pretend that your name is "Jewish" merely because it's biblical all you like, but leave me out of your nonsense.

Don't forget tonight to check under your bed for Jews, coloured or Reds. Don't tell me what a brave person you are because that ship sailed years ago.

Shouldn't you check under yours for Abbos?

Caskur hates Abo’s. Trust me

 

[The Countess]

My name is Catherine.... that means pure.

Does Kurt agree?

He loves me but when I win lotto, I'm off like a rocket... He can visit me once a week.... his head is only interested cars... It's seriously pathetic to be obsessed by only one thing....

It’s a man thing, the cars.

 

[Omnipotent]

So maybe don't post something even a few 100,000 years outa context, unless you are willing to provide context?

No, I am typing from a mobile phone keyboard and don't know how to do anything like cut and paste a url. Basic, basic text only.

And of course, I could not give a shit if no one believes it. I gave you instruction to google it yourself. Animals biogical time... then when you look up that, compare it to how many times human hearts beat and breath... you'll find humans treble animals .... all of them.

 

[Blandscape]

Well I'm sure dat is true if ye googled it.

However, slightly confused about why you cannot answer a simple question that science has already proved. Even if ye don't agree wiff it, even if it doesn't ferment in your inability to cement fact from friction.

It's not a debate, it's a fact, in smaller mammals heartrate increases, is what gives them their turn of speed, in larger mammals this becomes irrelevant.

It's the mouse and the elephant maxim. Humans are the only mammalian species capable of intervening in a lifecycle...no one doubts dat.

The rest of your final fantasy shit is shite.

 

[Omnipotent]

I liked da bit where she said they were both brown. Who could ever confuse her wiff her own racism?

Being brown skinned is the preferred skin colour, it is why whites sun-baked and dark skins shelter under umbrellas so they don't get darker.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Scouse, you're confusing origin with frequency.

There's absolutely no shame in having a Jewish name.

Look, you can pretend that your name is "Jewish" merely because it's biblical all you like, but leave me out of your nonsense.

Don't forget tonight to check under your bed for Jews, coloured or Reds. Don't tell me what a brave person you are because that ship sailed years ago.

Shouldn't you check under yours for Abbos?

Caskur hates Abo’s. Trust me

She needs to stop enticing them by getting undressed with the bedroom curtains open.

 

[The Countess]

Caskur, don’t encourage that boring twat. Please