Takes a big man

[Blandscape]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

Melty incoming lol

He's probably gonna deny all knowledge of it...

He’ll twist it into something incoherent. Mark my words.

I like Blandy for the same reason I like Oscar over at VF.

I like you fur the same reason I like Common Sense, are ye willing to participate or not?

I be willing.

Except if Martino will want to declare this a strictly "exhibition match" once his team loses, just like he did last time we went head to head.

You really want this judged?

With this crowd wearing robes and wigs? I reckon not.

Finking more along the lines of a two or three posts each scenario Blur, instead of endless waffle. No judges. Time limit to be set by the posters, but why not just run it until the two post limit fur each contributor expires. Not really a match, just ultimately a server filler, wiff a bit of fun splashed around like Kevin's mattress under a UV light.

Gid teams though. I need to actually talk to Oak, Levon, and Flynn.

Glad you are in Blur.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

So Buttfuckscape, what's this about your meltdown on Turd Rail after you accidentally revealed your full name and subsequent Kosher ancestry?

Melty incoming lol

He's probably gonna deny all knowledge of it...

He’ll twist it into something incoherent. Mark my words.

I like Blandy for the same reason I like Oscar over at VF.

I like you fur the same reason I like Common Sense, are ye willing to participate or not?

I be willing.

Except if Martino will want to declare this a strictly "exhibition match" once his team loses, just like he did last time we went head to head.

You really want this judged?

With this crowd wearing robes and wigs? I reckon not.

Finking more along the lines of a two or three posts each scenario Blur, instead of endless waffle. No judges. Time limit to be set by the posters, but why not just run it until the two post limit fur each contributor expires. Not really a match, just ultimately a server filler, wiff a bit of fun splashed around like Kevin's mattress under a UV light.

Gid teams though. I need to actually talk to Oak, Levon, and Flynn.

Glad you are in Blur.

You tards are setting up a lemon party?

Who's going to be the gerbil? HOliday?

 

[Aylana]

blandscape is hyping some shit flame match like he is Conor Mcgregor marketing his next MMA match.

he was probably fingering his asshole and chewing on his cum rag when he posted that embarrassing virtual blurt blowjob

 

[Adam Hitler]

@Blandscape , you ignoring me now, buttercheeks?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

@Blandscape , you ignoring me now, buttercheeks?

Did you kick him in tbe pussy too hard again?

 

[Blandscape]

Christ, my dream team is undefeatable.

Srsly, Bland, don’t get ahead of yourself.

If everything works out and this happens, I’d crush every single one of you at the same time.

Of course ye will,

blandscape is hyping some shit flame match like he is Conor Mcgregor marketing his next MMA match.

he was probably fingering his asshole and chewing on his cum rag when he posted that embarrassing virtual blurt blowjob

Wow, I am confused, as will be most of the readership that hasn't got a dog giff wiping its arse across shagpile whiff. If ye are like Coronavirus little lassie boy, and you have an R number dat far outstrips (not a compliment) my inflection rate, how can you ever mansplain why you post at a ratio greater than mine?

So outa your 825 posts to date under the Regan flagship, wiffooot even lucking into it, I can tell ye that at least 800 of those have been posted at me. Wiff a Reproductive number of more than 2. So I post, you reply and then you try to elucidate that reply in another thread. See where I am going wiff dis?

I get it, ye like me, ye really do. But there is only so many times I can remind ye ye are surplus to my requirement. Like yer gaffer Twatty, we can both at least agree on dat.

 

[Blandscape]

Probably best if you don't respond to dis diss Foxy, after all the numbers don't lie.

 

[Aylana]

Probably best if you don't respond to dis diss Foxy, after all the numbers don't lie.

it's already been proven you suck at math

so what's it's like to be a forum chew toy?

Dam brooo, you really should have had a back up plan in case your "flame" career never took off

and your forever boner is really nasty, no reason to get this excited about a silly "flame match"

 

[Blandscape]

@Blandscape , you ignoring me now, buttercheeks?

I always ignored ye, while not trying to remind ye why you fail at even dis Chris.

 

[Blandscape]

Probably best if you don't respond to dis diss Foxy, after all the numbers don't lie.

it's already been proven you suck at math

so what's it's like to be a forum chew toy?

Dam brooo, you really should have had a back up plan in case your "flame" career never took off

and your forever boner is really nasty, no reason to get this excited about a silly "flame match"

You keep saying I am this and dat, while not once proving it.

 

[Blandscape]

Here's yer fucking opportunity you multi-sexual textual nobody.

 

[Blandscape]

I'm here, so are you.

 

[Blandscape]

Let's not wait for the All Valley Championship fucklick.

 

[Blandscape]

A post humping fucktroll actually finks he has something to say.

Say it.

 

[Blandscape]

It's like watching Twatty explain why he could never do anyfing but complain.

 

[Blandscape]

I look forward to meeting you in our not really a match fread fucklick.

 

[Adam Hitler]

@Blandscape , you ignoring me now, buttercheeks?

Did you kick him in tbe pussy too hard again?

I think the recent revelations about his name and Jewish ancestry have hit a nerve.

 

[Blandscape]

I will have two posts to destroy both you and Kev, it will make you sleep easier.

 

[Blandscape]

I'm considerate like dat.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Fox is dragging blandstupid again

lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ein Jude?

 

[Aylana]

It's like watching Twatty explain why he could never do anyfing but complain.

who but you "flames" and brags about..well..."flaming" on a troll board?

see, you never even produced song flames like Cunty, BTW caskur or KM, if you know if there is a back up link for all those old BH songs post it, I would have sound copyies all those great Cunty song remasters like "all the lonely flamers" if we knew FT was going BOOM

you don't do audio, you don't do photochop or comics

you don't do VR tubing/gaming

you like those old action figures that can't even bend their legs or arms, you basically do nothing but brag and text spam

your last attempt at poetry sent you into a mental breakdown

you are like a porn star who realizes all she can do is suck dick so she never tries to get into legit acting, like Traci Lords and Sasha Grey did.

then you project your lowly "flamer" status on everyone else and think we are all stuck in some alternate reality where all we can do is troll and shit post every day.

how many times did you bust a nut today anticipating a "flame match"?

you sad

 

[Blandscape]

It's like watching Twatty explain why he could never do anyfing but complain.

who but you "flames" and brags about..well..."flaming" on a troll board?

see, you never even produced song flames like Cunty, BTW caskur or KM, if you know if there is a back up link for all those old BH songs post it, I would have sound copyies all those great Cunty song remasters like "all the lonely flamers" if we knew FT was going BOOM

you don't do audio, you don't do photochop or comics

you don't do VR tubing/gaming

you like those old action figures that can't even bend their legs or arms, you basically do nothing but brag and text spam

your last attempt at poetry sent you into a mental breakdown

you are like a porn star who realizes all she can do is suck dick so she never tries to get into legit acting, like Traci Lords and Sasha Grey did.

then you project your lowly "flamer" status on everyone else and think we are all stuck in some alternate reality where all we can do is troll and shit post every day.

how many times did you bust a nut today anticipating a "flame match"?

you sad

You keep saying "troll" board like ye know what ye are talking about. I know you are our eldest member but like in everything else from here to reality, you simply go wiff da flow.

I couldn't give a fuck aboot poetry... I destroy you in every measure of worth there is. It isn't really a debate.

Or song lyrics, or your swan fucking songs. You really were never dat bright, although I do admire your fortitude.

A despicable cunt that spent years laughingly trying to destroy everyone else's reputation at FT, has found himself after FT where?.. here, begging for attention and demanding he loved all of the combined talent herein.

We get it, you make Aryan look wise, and Complain slightly more ashamed than he should be - but dat was always you.

Irrelevant unless you had something to elevate you. Me for example. Everything else is just you trying to be more dan you.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Do you suckle on baby dicks like your subhuman relatives?

 

[Blandscape]

Foxy is an excellent pick fur da KM team.

Easily fucked.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Awww, looks like the usually very vocal and outspoken Blandy is ignoring me...


I wonder why?

 

[Dove]

It's like watching Twatty explain why he could never do anyfing but complain.

who but you "flames" and brags about..well..."flaming" on a troll board?

see, you never even produced song flames like Cunty, BTW caskur or KM, if you know if there is a back up link for all those old BH songs post it, I would have sound copyies all those great Cunty song remasters like "all the lonely flamers" if we knew FT was going BOOM

you don't do audio, you don't do photochop or comics

you don't do VR tubing/gaming

you like those old action figures that can't even bend their legs or arms, you basically do nothing but brag and text spam

your last attempt at poetry sent you into a mental breakdown

you are like a porn star who realizes all she can do is suck dick so she never tries to get into legit acting, like Traci Lords and Sasha Grey did.

then you project your lowly "flamer" status on everyone else and think we are all stuck in some alternate reality where all we can do is troll and shit post every day.

how many times did you bust a nut today anticipating a "flame match"?

you sad

I think I could do a song.

I'm definately willing to look retarded doing it.

 

[Blandscape]

It's like watching Twatty explain why he could never do anyfing but complain.

who but you "flames" and brags about..well..."flaming" on a troll board?

see, you never even produced song flames like Cunty, BTW caskur or KM, if you know if there is a back up link for all those old BH songs post it, I would have sound copyies all those great Cunty song remasters like "all the lonely flamers" if we knew FT was going BOOM

you don't do audio, you don't do photochop or comics

you don't do VR tubing/gaming

you like those old action figures that can't even bend their legs or arms, you basically do nothing but brag and text spam

your last attempt at poetry sent you into a mental breakdown

you are like a porn star who realizes all she can do is suck dick so she never tries to get into legit acting, like Traci Lords and Sasha Grey did.

then you project your lowly "flamer" status on everyone else and think we are all stuck in some alternate reality where all we can do is troll and shit post every day.

how many times did you bust a nut today anticipating a "flame match"?

you sad

I think I could do a song.

I'm definately willing to look retarded doing it.

You always look retarded anyway...so go fur it.

 

[Blandscape]

I could sing a song aboot you and the baby Jesus if ye like?

 

[Adam Hitler]

How about a song celebrating your Jewish ancestry?