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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...
 

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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...


Tacitus mentioned the Picta in passing and branded a whole fucking race painted warriors, Tacitus is mentioned as historical fact by every idiot that ever studied Tacitus. Tacitus was what, 100, 200 years after the birth of the Christ.

No record of the Roman Empire exists to explain why Jesus never.
 

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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...

The funny thing is even Dawkins admitted that there is a biological "signiture" that would be appropriate for ID.

And immediately he went into a rant about why he would rather attribute it to aliens than God. And by God....he means Yahweh. He has a very specail hatred and anger towards just that one God he swears cannot possibly be real.

Yeah.
 

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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...

The funny thing is even Dawkins admitted that there is a biological "signiture" that would be appropriate for ID.

And immediately he went into a rant about why he would rather attribute it to aliens than God. And by God....he means Yahweh. He has a very specail hatred and anger towards just that one God he swears cannot possibly be real.

Yeah.


Of course he does, you put all of your faith in a made up historical character, and he didn't.
 

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I love when guys like Bland get suddenly converted. I've seen it and it's incredible.

It's like God just glances quickly in their direction....the scales drop off the eyes and hit the ground sobbing and come up like modern day Paul's all passionate. Even down to being willing to be executed just for saying that name.

How many times has Bland said "Jesus" in this thread? Lol.

 

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Jesus was recorded in ancient Egypt, 2000 years before he was born. Didn't I mention dat already?

Jesus was recorded in the book of Gen several thousands of years before He entered earth. Chapter 3 is called the "protoevangelium" because it's when God told humans to be expecting Him.

You understand Jesus existed before time? Why would you be surprised?

The entire OT is about.....Jesus. The feasts....the sacrificial system.....the Prophets. It's entirely about Christ.

One of the pastors I learned from called the bible a "HIM" book....spelled H...I...M. Dont read it looking for you. It's not about you.

The Egyptians also recorded the flood and the nephilum. I suppose you think these ancient cultures all just emailed eachother to know what to plagiarize lol.
 
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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...

The funny thing is even Dawkins admitted that there is a biological "signiture" that would be appropriate for ID.

And immediately he went into a rant about why he would rather attribute it to aliens than God. And by God....he means Yahweh. He has a very specail hatred and anger towards just that one God he swears cannot possibly be real.

Yeah.
Well, whether or not Jesus is God could be questioned as far as any matter of faith, but certain historical facts cannot be. It is not at all unusual for someone who lived and died in relative obscurity in the early 1st century to not have left any records. But we know for sure that within a generation of His death there was a substantial group of people who believed he had resurrected and was the Son of God. At a time when there was no incentive for believing such things. And there wouldn't be for nearly 400 years.

We could also ask why these neoatheists never hold evidence for Mohammed or Buddha to the same impissible standards.
 

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good thing that big "content" match was canceled, blandscape got nothing left in his talent tank except these stale, anti Christian rants that were dumb when he used them at SG

next he will be back to defending up to birth abortion and complaining about Trump.
 

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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...

The funny thing is even Dawkins admitted that there is a biological "signiture" that would be appropriate for ID.

And immediately he went into a rant about why he would rather attribute it to aliens than God. And by God....he means Yahweh. He has a very specail hatred and anger towards just that one God he swears cannot possibly be real.

Yeah.
Well, whether or not Jesus is God could be questioned as far as any matter of faith, but certain historical facts cannot be. It is not at all unusual for someone who lived and died in relative obscurity in the early 1st century to not have left any records. But we know for sure that within a generation of His death there was a substantial group of people who believed he had resurrected and was the Son of God. At a time when there was no incentive for believing such things. And there wouldn't be for nearly 400 years.

We could also ask why these neoatheists never hold evidence for Mohammed or Buddha to the same impissible standards.

No incentive at all for believing it.....in fact they were punished for it.

People dont realize how hard it is to light that kind of spark. Something intense happened. And the more you dig on objectively......it gets pretty scary tbh.

I love the phenomenon of the Muslims who've never been told of Christ meeting Him in dreams and coming out completely converted to a belief they've never been exposed to.
 

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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...

The funny thing is even Dawkins admitted that there is a biological "signiture" that would be appropriate for ID.

And immediately he went into a rant about why he would rather attribute it to aliens than God. And by God....he means Yahweh. He has a very specail hatred and anger towards just that one God he swears cannot possibly be real.

Yeah.


Of course he does, you put all of your faith in a made up historical character, and he didn't.

So you hope, at least.
 

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Could BarmitzvahScape be any moar of a stereotypical Jew?

Anti-Christian

Anti-White

Anti-Consverative

Anti-traditionalist



The guy is quite literally a real life meme and probably works for the Scottish branch of the SPLC.
 

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I luv when my travel agent books me on Nurse Dovey's guilt trips.

Apparently she has googled a reference for a Christ that never existed, and seems quite able to call it fact, while claiming she has all da facts...and dat she had extensively dug into it.

Years spent researching her faith, seems to mean a King James bible and a belief in self loathing. Just like the Old Testament demands.
 

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the "Jesus never existed" blandscape rant again. Go read some archelogy books or go take an online course about the Historical Jesus.

you look even stupider than you usually do on these forums
Tacitus mentions him in passing, but with all the relevant details.

No actual historian of Rome would entertain the idea Jesus did not exist. Only those neo atheist types like Dawkins or Sam Harris can be brought in by it...

The funny thing is even Dawkins admitted that there is a biological "signiture" that would be appropriate for ID.

And immediately he went into a rant about why he would rather attribute it to aliens than God. And by God....he means Yahweh. He has a very specail hatred and anger towards just that one God he swears cannot possibly be real.

Yeah.
Well, whether or not Jesus is God could be questioned as far as any matter of faith, but certain historical facts cannot be. It is not at all unusual for someone who lived and died in relative obscurity in the early 1st century to not have left any records. But we know for sure that within a generation of His death there was a substantial group of people who believed he had resurrected and was the Son of God. At a time when there was no incentive for believing such things. And there wouldn't be for nearly 400 years.

We could also ask why these neoatheists never hold evidence for Mohammed or Buddha to the same impissible standards.


I love the phenomenon of the Muslims who've never been told of Christ

Excuse me, but the Koran mentions Jesus as a prophet, so I am slightly confused now. If Islam acknowledges Christianity, why can't you acknowledge Islam?
 

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"I love the phenomenon of the Muslims who've never been told of Christ"

That is the level of stupidity we are dealing wiff here.
 

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I luv when my travel agent books me on Nurse Dovey's guilt trips.

Apparently she has googled a reference for a Christ that never existed, and seems quite able to call it fact, while claiming she has all da facts...and dat she had extensively dug into it.

Years spent researching her faith, seems to mean a King James bible and a belief in self loathing. Just like the Old Testament demands.

wahh wahh wahh sound effect

This moron will continue with this nonsense, ignorant to how stupid he appears.

Dam man, you are throwing your "troll" legacy in the trash, watching you self destruct like this is so cringey.
 

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I luv when my travel agent books me on Nurse Dovey's guilt trips.

Apparently she has googled a reference for a Christ that never existed, and seems quite able to call it fact, while claiming she has all da facts...and dat she had extensively dug into it.

Years spent researching her faith, seems to mean a King James bible and a belief in self loathing. Just like the Old Testament demands.

wahh wahh wahh sound effect

This moron will continue with this nonsense, ignorant to how stupid he appears.

Dam man, you are throwing your "troll" legacy in the trash, watching you self destruct like this is so cringey.


Of course I am, embarrassing you is merely a beneficial side effect of making a cunt of Nurse Dovey.
 

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So why does Jewscape get so pissed when people call him a jew?

It's like Seapedophile. he hates being called a jew