Taking it too far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Prowler]

Some stupid motherfucker on this forum ratted me out!!!

I got a visit from the cops today. My neighbour got me on video cutting me some cheese this afternoon.

It just so happens that less than a week after I made this post...

So a few years ago I found this set of keys on the lawn of a neighbour just a few doors down. I thought for a second about checking with them to see if the keys were theirs, but then decided I should check myself.

I checked when they were gone to work and the door key worked for their front door. Nice! "I have gained access!"

So now I pop in every once in a while when they are at work when I need something - usually food, but they also have this nice Jacuzzi tub with a million jets that really feels good on my back. And their terry cloth towels are so plush!!

They get this really wicked cheese from the Netherlands that is way too expensive for me to afford, so I snag half a pound or so whenever I am there. They are rich (because they work), so they probably do not miss it; whereas I am dipping into my savings, so it really is only fair that they share their income with me.

...my neighbour installed Webcams in their house.

Fuckin' bullshit.

And I know it was you, Leaker.

You fat pig rat bitch cunt whore.

 

[Gutterballs]

And I don't know for absolute certainty but I am just saying its possible maybe just made GOD doesn't give a fuck about you anymore. Possibly never did. No offence meant.

 

[Lily]

What a retarded troll.

Picture of The Howler thinking up this troll:

 

[The Prowler]

Last edited: Today at 3:06 AM

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[X]

this sounded funny in that skinned head ?? :facepalm:

 

[The Prowler]

The Leaker has to be the biggest retard of Flame Town.

Hey Leaker, how many ways did you fail here?

- it was never intended to be a troll; what kind of an idiot would think that? (Duh!)

- part of the joke was mocking you for actually believing my far-fetched stories in the other thread were real, you oblivious dimwit

- you used an image of Forest Gump to flame me; while he might be a bit of a retard, one of the morals of his story is that people should get out and do interesting things with their life -> you are The "24/7/365 on Flame/Troll boards" Leaker; your life is filled with one activity that you do not even do well

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Lily]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Jeannie]

imagine getting swatted for cutting the cheese

 

[Lily]

imagine sitting around writing up stupid fictional activities

 

[Master]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

 

[Jeannie]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

 

[Master]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

Do you want to be the body in the trunk?

 

[X]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

Do you want to be the body in the trunk?

do either of you want to be the one to say anything interesting ?

for the betterment of the site of course

 

[Jeannie]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

Do you want to be the body in the trunk?

r u the legendary knob polisher they claim u r? id bet u r.

ps - wipe your nose off

 

[Lily]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

Do you want to be the body in the trunk?

do either of you want to be the one to say anything interesting ?

for the betterment of the site of course

Why start now? Didn't you read the OP?

 

[Master]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

Do you want to be the body in the trunk?

r u the legendary knob polisher they claim u r? id bet u r.

ps - wipe your nose off

I’d bet you could cut carpet with just your front teeth and a generous angle, Alvin.

But before you steam up your glasses, relax. Just like your cup size, it’s a joke.

Srsly, how long does it take to get your teef cleaned? Two, three hours? And are Brillo pads taped to a stick used in any capacity?

Does your mouth even close? Like completely?

 

[Blurt]

Still trying to make the connection between Dutch cheese and bodies in car trunks...

 

[Master]

Not, gonna happen, Blurto.

Cymbal teeth here is trying too hard. This broads teeth are so huge she could keep time for a thrash metal band with just one piece of juicy fruit.

She’s what you get when you cross a retarded Easter bunny with some African tribe who puts rocks in their gums as a sign of worship. Anybody who hits her in the head gets an ivory poaching charge on top of an assault.

 

[Jeannie]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

Do you want to be the body in the trunk?

jeepers creeper im so scared by that lulz

u sound like ten other tards here, do u use the same pw for all of them?

 

[Master]

Hey Prowler do you GTA5O?

do u wanna be the whore who gets in the car?

Do you want to be the body in the trunk?

jeepers creeper im so scared by that lulz

u sound like ten other tards here, do u use the same pw for all of them?

That’s the second time you quoted that, you butterfaced bimbo.

You pretty much did a self inflicted do over. Are those fucking brake pedals you call teeth clogging up the fresh airways or something? Does your head always seem to face north no matter what way your body is standing?

How many times a week do Asian ppl ask you if they can draw little flowers on them things?

 

[Jeannie]

imagine, annointing yourself a 'king' in a user name

LULZ

 

[Master]

Imagine the fear a pot full of corn on the Cobb feels when they see you coming…

 

[Lily]

I'm imagining you two slapping each other with catfishes.

 

[Jeannie]

seems 2 me your whole life is an internet drama and when u die only the worms will notice

 

[Jeannie]

I'm imagining you two slapping each other with catfishes.

is my fish bigger than his?

 

[Master]

seems 2 me your whole life is an internet drama and when u die only the worms will notice

Well, it seems to me one of your fronts could be a saucer for a coffee cup and when you die the world will be bestowed a make shift sundial when your corpse decomposes.

 

[Master]

I'm imagining you two slapping each other with catfishes.

is my fish bigger than his?

Your front teeth sure the fuck are

 

[Jeannie]

seems 2 me your whole life is an internet drama and when u die only the worms will notice

Well, it seems to me one of your fronts could be a saucer for a coffee cup and when you die the world will be bestowed a make shift sundial when your corpse decomposes.

good lord u r weak ^ look at that tripe

 

[Jeannie]

KING martini.. the big wheele o cheeze lmmfao

plz try 2 put me in a trunk

 

[Master]

seems 2 me your whole life is an internet drama and when u die only the worms will notice

Well, it seems to me one of your fronts could be a saucer for a coffee cup and when you die the world will be bestowed a make shift sundial when your corpse decomposes.

good lord u r weak ^ look at that tripe

Good lord you can’t even jog with your mouth open without hearing a faint whistle.