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[Alticus]

All of this guff has brought out Alty's Meltdown second personality. The Colonel has returned shit heels! Muahahaha!!!! Time to start cracking skulls worms.

 

[X]

Adam shittler owns this thread LOL

Who’d of thought @Garraty_47 wordular mammoths terd of a thread would have generated so many larfs hahahahahahahahahahahahahqha

 

[X]

All of this guff has brought out Alty's Meltdown second personality. The Colonel has returned shit heels! Muahahaha!!!! Time to start cracking skulls worms.

‘Atta boy

 

[Alticus]

‘Atta boy

I don't need your praise you maggot eating pile of dogshit. You should be honored that I'm even replying. Remember that in the future.

 

[cw_]

 

[Alticus]

If @Garraty_47 hadn't of made this thread you all would have never had the honor of being on the same forum with me again. He deserves a flat of beer and 10 hookers for his accomplishment. Fine thread you posted soldier. Keep it up and I shall make you my personal masseuse and joint roller. Don't let this praise go to your head or I'll shove my hand up that southern ass of yours and pull out your epiglottis.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

If @Garraty_47 hadn't of made this thread you all would have never had the honor of being on the same forum with me again. He deserves a flat of beer and 10 hookers for his accomplishment. Fine thread you posted soldier. Keep it up and I shall make you my personal masseuse and joint roller. Don't let this praise go to your head or I'll shove my hand up that southern ass of yours and pull out your epiglottis.

Gee, tell him how you really feel.

 

[Alticus]

Gee, tell him how you really feel.

Now you listen up and listen good you newbie shithead. Nobody tells the Colonel how to speak or type. I had a mouthy little private once with a mouth like yours. I stripped him down to his skivvies, covered him in castor oil and stuck him a beef cow's ass. You're new here so I'll let your insolence slide this time.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Alticus]

Small world. That's the private I stuck up the beef cow's ass so many years ago! I knew Hartman would amount to something better. I have to go and torture an ISIS member by sodomizing him with a wire brush and playing Achy Breaky Heart on repeat for 72 hours straight. I expect to see a little more respect from you all tomorrow.

 

[Garraty_47]

If @Garraty_47 hadn't of made this thread

...there'd be nothing to see but dusty old threads and the even dustier shitheads hauling them out of the BF mausoleum.

You can jump in front of my parade and pretend to lead it if you like. I'm an amiable fellow and won't take your scalp for such a minor transgression. But never fool yourself into thinking it's real; that would make for an almost irresistible bit of sport.

 

[Seamajor]

Gary, you’ll get more traction with this @ the Blue Korean. I swear

 

[X]

Gary, you’ll get more traction with this @ the Blue Korean. I swear

off he goes

 

[Alticus]

...there'd be nothing to see but dusty old threads and the even dustier shitheads hauling them out of the BF mausoleum.

You can jump in front of my parade and pretend to lead it if you like. I'm an amiable fellow and won't take your scalp for such a minor transgression. But never fool yourself into thinking it's real; that would make for an almost irresistible bit of sport.

Lighten up you worm. That's an order. You started this thread.

 

[Garraty_47]

Lighten up you worm. That's an order. You started this thread.

You think that was "hard"?

Oh you sweet summer child.
That's adorable, in a gormless sort of way.

Don't advertise as a handyman if all the tools in your kit are made of chocolate and spun sugar.

Just sayin'.

 

[Alticus]

You think that was "hard"?

Oh you sweet summer child.
That's adorable, in a gormless sort of way.

Don't advertise as a handyman if all the tools in your kit are made of chocolate and spun sugar.

Just sayin'.

Looks like we have a extra sensitive one here. I'll toughen you up punk.

 

[Garraty_47]

Looks like we have a extra sensitive one here. I'll toughen you up punk.

Give that skirt a twitch, dear.
Your overcompensation is showing.

 

[Alticus]

Give that skirt a twitch, dear.
Your overcompensation is showing.

I like the way you think. I'm going to keep my eye on you worm.

 

[Seamajor]

Give that skirt a twitch, dear.
Your overcompensation is showing.

I bet yours is red to match your nose.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Will you two just fuck and get it over with?

 

[Seamajor]

Will you two just fuck and get it over with?

You first

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You first

I meant it toward Alticus and Garraty.

 

[Skidromofo]

just trying to summon the spirit of his dead daddy. his death forever change BF's mental state of mind. he is POW with PTSD and ADHD to the x, y, and z. Plum pickled troubled monkey he is