More than 1.8 million boys were born in the US last year. 400 of those poor things were named Donald. I hope they all have good middle names, at least.
The name Donald has been falling out of fashion since I was a kid. It's up there with Ethyl, June, May/e, Gideon, Arthur, Geoff, Imelda, Harold, Ralph, Petunia, Eileen.... et cetera.
I hope you have a good chomp on a Claymore, you deranged chook.