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<blockquote data-quote="chew the fat" data-source="post: 1046797" data-attributes="member: 141"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The Penis Poem</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout! </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Time was when, on its own, from my trousers it would spring, </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>But now it's just a full time job to find the fuckin thing!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave, </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>For every single morning it would stand & watch me shave! </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Now, as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>To see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes!</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chew the fat, post: 1046797, member: 141"] [SIZE=5][B]The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout! Time was when, on its own, from my trousers it would spring, But now it's just a full time job to find the fuckin thing! It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave, For every single morning it would stand & watch me shave! Now, as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes![/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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