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The Poetry Thread
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OP
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I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife
I've done it all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife
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The Great War
We could have met on Ramsgate Strand
Or waved from passing trains,
Instead we met in Flander's
and blew out each others brains
We could have met on Ramsgate Strand
Or waved from passing trains,
Instead we met in Flander's
and blew out each others brains
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Pearl Harbor
A December morn.
The summer sailors shiver.
A nip in the air.
A December morn.
The summer sailors shiver.
A nip in the air.
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I like limericks.
There once was a woman from Odd
Who thought all babies come from God
But it wasn't the Almighty that lifted her nighty
It was Roger the lodger, the sod!!!
There once was a woman from Odd
Who thought all babies come from God
But it wasn't the Almighty that lifted her nighty
It was Roger the lodger, the sod!!!
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I think it should be lady not woman.... ugh I can't remember!!!
lets try this. I'll start, someone can write the next line.....GO
There once was a woman called Flynn
Who came to troll boards on a whim
lets try this. I'll start, someone can write the next line.....GO
There once was a woman called Flynn
Who came to troll boards on a whim
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Caskur is atrocious
It is a fact
Pretends she’s ferocious
She simply has no tact
Caskur is petty
And all so vain
Throw her from a jetty
Is my refrain
It is a fact
Pretends she’s ferocious
She simply has no tact
Caskur is petty
And all so vain
Throw her from a jetty
Is my refrain
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[] Changes []
In the days of my youth
I’d go out on the town
To admire the girls
Who were getting around
Natural hair, straight or curls
With a pretty face and lips
And with beautiful smiles
And those natural tits
And as they walked by
Nature would stir
Causing me to think
I’d like to root her
But modern woman
Are far more complex
The way they display
That thing called sex
Facial injections
Jewels and rings
I really don’t understand
A lot of these things
Slim and curvy
Is the way they are dressed
And surgically sculptured
Are their bums and breasts
I'm perving at them
As sneakily as I can
Making sure they don't see me
In case they might be a man
In the days of my youth
I’d go out on the town
To admire the girls
Who were getting around
Natural hair, straight or curls
With a pretty face and lips
And with beautiful smiles
And those natural tits
And as they walked by
Nature would stir
Causing me to think
I’d like to root her
But modern woman
Are far more complex
The way they display
That thing called sex
Facial injections
Jewels and rings
I really don’t understand
A lot of these things
Slim and curvy
Is the way they are dressed
And surgically sculptured
Are their bums and breasts
I'm perving at them
As sneakily as I can
Making sure they don't see me
In case they might be a man
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There once was a woman called Flynn
Who came to troll boards on a whim
She was a tough as anyone on here
That rest of us posters were in fear ...
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There once was a woman called Flynn
Who came to troll boards on a whim
She was a tough as anyone on here
That rest of us posters were in fear ...
There once was a woman called Flynn
who came to troll boards on a whim
Tough as anyone here
Lets make that bloody well clear
Now to invent the last line.... its giving me a headache. Ugh!!!!
Where is foxy when you need a poet.
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As tough and as stale as a bloody great whale
Drunk on a bottle of (dry) gin.
????
Drunk on a bottle of (dry) gin.
????
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THERE ONCE WAS A TROLL CALLED FLYNN
WHO CAME TO TROLL BOARDS ON A WHIM
AS TOUGH AND AS STALE
AS A BLOODY GREAT WHALE
DRUNK ON A BOTTLE OF DRY GIN
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now one for Oak.... bwahahahaha
WHO CAME TO TROLL BOARDS ON A WHIM
AS TOUGH AND AS STALE
AS A BLOODY GREAT WHALE
DRUNK ON A BOTTLE OF DRY GIN
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now one for Oak.... bwahahahaha
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maybe Pim's Gin...thats what Cookie Monster drinks
There once was a minger called Oak
Who BF guys like to poke
There once was a minger called Oak
Who BF guys like to poke
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Been working on this for a while so it might not be finished yet ...
[] Not My Sharona []
She wasn't my Sharona
She was a very quiet loner
She said I'm dressed to kill
She said I'll give you thrill
She said come on over
She said I'm not a pushover
She said what do you think
She said, how about a drink
She said is this our destiny
She said do we have chemistry
She said that's a definite no
She said you had better go
She said you can't be my beau
Ohhhh No Not My My My Sharona
[] Not My Sharona []
She wasn't my Sharona
She was a very quiet loner
She said I'm dressed to kill
She said I'll give you thrill
She said come on over
She said I'm not a pushover
She said what do you think
She said, how about a drink
She said is this our destiny
She said do we have chemistry
She said that's a definite no
She said you had better go
She said you can't be my beau
Ohhhh No Not My My My Sharona
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I rewrote the old national anthem for KC III ...
[] God Save Our Clown []
God save our useless Clown...
Don't put the rest of us down...
And let us have all your hand maidens ...
But don't give us any old trade-ins...
As we are so joyous now...
Let us be happy somehow...
And God will save your rear end...
And you can be our forever friend...
Then let us then drink your wine...
So this will give us a sign...
That you can reign over us...
Without any fuss...
May you defend our laws...
And ever give us good cause...
So that we can sing...
God save your Ring.
[] fini []
[] God Save Our Clown []
God save our useless Clown...
Don't put the rest of us down...
And let us have all your hand maidens ...
But don't give us any old trade-ins...
As we are so joyous now...
Let us be happy somehow...
And God will save your rear end...
And you can be our forever friend...
Then let us then drink your wine...
So this will give us a sign...
That you can reign over us...
Without any fuss...
May you defend our laws...
And ever give us good cause...
So that we can sing...
God save your Ring.
[] fini []
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You faggots all suck sweaty balls. I'm gonna post a few rhymes from GWAR now before making my own for this thread once I'm sober. February 2023 maybe?
They say war is a last resort
For me it's the only way
I have tried reading and poetry
It suits me better to slay
------
I criss-crossed with my cable
I smashed her face through a door
They found her in a plastic bag down by
Highway 64
------
Torture
Release the flies
Your karma's the stench of a thousand whores' thighs
----
Animal
I'm proud of what I dooo
Fuckin' an animal
I had a great time at the zooo
Fuckin' an animal
'Cause you won't let me fuck you
Animal!
------
I have traveled many miles
And I have wiped away many smiles
I've come from my icy pit
Just to rub your face in shit
-------------
I'm a naughty fellow!
In fact, I'm certainly not
Too very mellow
I've come to this place
To rearrange your face
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There just isn't enough room on this site to post all of my favorite, timeless gems from GWAR. Their lead bellower, Dave Brockie, my idol, died at 50 via unexpected coincidental accident - whoops. May his marvelous soul never rest...
SSS
- There will never be another like Him.
They say war is a last resort
For me it's the only way
I have tried reading and poetry
It suits me better to slay
------
I criss-crossed with my cable
I smashed her face through a door
They found her in a plastic bag down by
Highway 64
------
Torture
Release the flies
Your karma's the stench of a thousand whores' thighs
----
Animal
I'm proud of what I dooo
Fuckin' an animal
I had a great time at the zooo
Fuckin' an animal
'Cause you won't let me fuck you
Animal!
------
I have traveled many miles
And I have wiped away many smiles
I've come from my icy pit
Just to rub your face in shit
-------------
I'm a naughty fellow!
In fact, I'm certainly not
Too very mellow
I've come to this place
To rearrange your face
----------
There just isn't enough room on this site to post all of my favorite, timeless gems from GWAR. Their lead bellower, Dave Brockie, my idol, died at 50 via unexpected coincidental accident - whoops. May his marvelous soul never rest...
SSS
- There will never be another like Him.
Gone From My Sight-
I am standing upon the seashore.
A ship at my side spreads her white sails to the morning breeze,
and starts for the blue ocean.
She is an object of beauty and strength,
and I stand and watch her until she hangs like a speck of white cloud
just where the sea and sky come down to meet and mingle with each other.
Then someone at my side says: “There! She’s gone!”
Gone where? Gone from my sight—that is all.
She is just as large in mast and hull and spar as she was when she left my side,
and just as able to bear her load of living freight
to the place of her destination.
Her diminished size is in me and not in her.
And just at that moment
when someone at my side says: “There! She’s gone!”
there are other eyes that are watching for her coming;
and other voices ready to take up the glad shout:
“There she comes!”
And that is—"dying."
I am standing upon the seashore.
A ship at my side spreads her white sails to the morning breeze,
and starts for the blue ocean.
She is an object of beauty and strength,
and I stand and watch her until she hangs like a speck of white cloud
just where the sea and sky come down to meet and mingle with each other.
Then someone at my side says: “There! She’s gone!”
Gone where? Gone from my sight—that is all.
She is just as large in mast and hull and spar as she was when she left my side,
and just as able to bear her load of living freight
to the place of her destination.
Her diminished size is in me and not in her.
And just at that moment
when someone at my side says: “There! She’s gone!”
there are other eyes that are watching for her coming;
and other voices ready to take up the glad shout:
“There she comes!”
And that is—"dying."
From FT archives, Stan parody/KM flame...
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad (Dido)
King Martini, I posted but you still ain't responding
I read all your flames, thought we were bonding
I gave your last post two "likes", you must not have seen'em
Sometimes I misquote, perhaps you missed what I wrote
But anyway, shit, what's been up?
Man how's your Fortnite scores?
My girlfriend is imaginary too, you know what I'm gonna call her?
I'ma name her Bambi the Whore.
I read about your date with Dovey and the Nintendo Switch
Holding your favorite toy over the toilet like that, what a bitch
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even ordered the King Martini coffee mug, hope it's not a scam
Some guy said you sent him a broken cup, I know he's lying man
I got all your podcasts, even the ones that really suck
When you beat those Cuntwranglers, I was awestruck
I loved the flame you pre wrote last month, that shit was fat
Anyways, reply to my post, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
The flame forums are boring I'm wondering why I
Get out of bed at all
The mouth breathers steam up my windows
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it's all fag lames
Put everyone on ignore
It reminds me, that it's so dam bad
It's so dam bad
Dear King Martini, you still ain't replied, acknowledge me if you can
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me at the Bastard Factory
You didn't have to, but why were you responding to Flea?
I don't wanna be mean, she's nothing but a fag hag queen
You see, I was logged in for 8 hours straight
How long do you expect me to wait?
Fuck, you had over fifty posts, but not one to me
The guy who appreciates you the most
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met at the Blue Cashew,
You said if I laughed at your flames, I could expect a call from you
See I'm just like you in a way
I work at Arby's for low pay
Your bathroom is a big mess, I can relate
When I have a shitty day, I drift away and masturbate
'Cause I don't got shit else to do all day and fappin helps when I'm depressed
I even got a bad tattoo of your face on my chest
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
So what if it's nothing but steaming bullshit
My imaginary girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
I don't yell her name during sex, instead I scream "Kevin".
But she don't know you like I know you KM, no one does
Because you are by far this forums number one star
You gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should get together, Bambi, Baye, me and you
Our invisible girlfriends are people too
My cereal's no longer cold, wondering why
I'm reading all this boring drama and PI
This shit makes no sense at all
Wanna bang my head against the wall
It reminds me, that it's not so Chad
It's not so Chad
Dear Mister "I'm too big a Flame Icon to reply to my fans"
This will be my last post I will ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no replies, I don't deserve this diss
How could you miss the nine thousand laughing emotes I gave you
So, here is my podcast I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in a Uber right now, he's doing 90 in a school zone
Hey KM, I ate some magic mushrooms
Downed a fifth of vodka, my mind is blown
I took down your coffee mug I had up on my shelf
You know that song by the Divinyls, "I Touch Myself"
About some wench rubbing one out all fucking day
That's kinda how this is, you have been jerking me around
Has all that fame go to your head, do your feet still touch the ground
You could have rescued me from this fate, now it's too late
All I wanted was a lousy reply, I thought you were a decent guy
I love you KM, we coulda been together, think about that
You ruined it, I hope you can't sleep and dream about it
And when you wake up I hope your dirty mattress has shit on it
See KM, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey KM, that's my invisible girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But don't worry, I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't a flame GOAT like you
Fuck, now the Uber driver is looking at me like I'm drunk
Well, gotta go, we are almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to post this shit out?
So many alt accounts, I'm wondering why
Is that a new member a girl or a guy?
Shit I really can't tell
But who gives a fuck
That new nic, it's going to suck
It's going to suck
Dear Stan, I meant to reply to you sooner but Fortnite is my crack
You said your girlfriend is invisible too, love that!
And here is a blank titty photo of my girlfriend Baye
Hope it lightens your day, just don't share it with anyone, OK
I'm sorry I didn't see your posts at Bastard factory, must have missed it
Don't think I did it intentionally, too many people are posting shit
But what is this crap you said about fapping all day
I just got done eating magic pussy, my face is covered in vaginal spray
Dam, my pretend 23 year old girlfriend makes me cum every day
I bet you were just clownin' dog, I hope you're not gay.
You got issues and not enough wank tissues, Stan.
I think you need some counseling, I wanna help you man
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of creeper talk make me not want to kissy meats each other
I really think you and your invisible girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this post, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you have a forum meltdown, I think you will be fine
I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
Are you mad bro? Try to understand, I really want you as a fan
I don't want you to do some crazy shit
I just seen a guy on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude car jacked an uber and drove it off a bridge
He had his invisible girlfriend in the trunk, she was pregnant with their invisible kid
And in the car they found a podcast, but they didn't say who it was from
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
It's not so bad (Dido)
King Martini, I posted but you still ain't responding
I read all your flames, thought we were bonding
I gave your last post two "likes", you must not have seen'em
Sometimes I misquote, perhaps you missed what I wrote
But anyway, shit, what's been up?
Man how's your Fortnite scores?
My girlfriend is imaginary too, you know what I'm gonna call her?
I'ma name her Bambi the Whore.
I read about your date with Dovey and the Nintendo Switch
Holding your favorite toy over the toilet like that, what a bitch
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even ordered the King Martini coffee mug, hope it's not a scam
Some guy said you sent him a broken cup, I know he's lying man
I got all your podcasts, even the ones that really suck
When you beat those Cuntwranglers, I was awestruck
I loved the flame you pre wrote last month, that shit was fat
Anyways, reply to my post, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
The flame forums are boring I'm wondering why I
Get out of bed at all
The mouth breathers steam up my windows
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it's all fag lames
Put everyone on ignore
It reminds me, that it's so dam bad
It's so dam bad
Dear King Martini, you still ain't replied, acknowledge me if you can
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me at the Bastard Factory
You didn't have to, but why were you responding to Flea?
I don't wanna be mean, she's nothing but a fag hag queen
You see, I was logged in for 8 hours straight
How long do you expect me to wait?
Fuck, you had over fifty posts, but not one to me
The guy who appreciates you the most
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met at the Blue Cashew,
You said if I laughed at your flames, I could expect a call from you
See I'm just like you in a way
I work at Arby's for low pay
Your bathroom is a big mess, I can relate
When I have a shitty day, I drift away and masturbate
'Cause I don't got shit else to do all day and fappin helps when I'm depressed
I even got a bad tattoo of your face on my chest
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
So what if it's nothing but steaming bullshit
My imaginary girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
I don't yell her name during sex, instead I scream "Kevin".
But she don't know you like I know you KM, no one does
Because you are by far this forums number one star
You gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S. we should get together, Bambi, Baye, me and you
Our invisible girlfriends are people too
My cereal's no longer cold, wondering why
I'm reading all this boring drama and PI
This shit makes no sense at all
Wanna bang my head against the wall
It reminds me, that it's not so Chad
It's not so Chad
Dear Mister "I'm too big a Flame Icon to reply to my fans"
This will be my last post I will ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no replies, I don't deserve this diss
How could you miss the nine thousand laughing emotes I gave you
So, here is my podcast I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in a Uber right now, he's doing 90 in a school zone
Hey KM, I ate some magic mushrooms
Downed a fifth of vodka, my mind is blown
I took down your coffee mug I had up on my shelf
You know that song by the Divinyls, "I Touch Myself"
About some wench rubbing one out all fucking day
That's kinda how this is, you have been jerking me around
Has all that fame go to your head, do your feet still touch the ground
You could have rescued me from this fate, now it's too late
All I wanted was a lousy reply, I thought you were a decent guy
I love you KM, we coulda been together, think about that
You ruined it, I hope you can't sleep and dream about it
And when you wake up I hope your dirty mattress has shit on it
See KM, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey KM, that's my invisible girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But don't worry, I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't a flame GOAT like you
Fuck, now the Uber driver is looking at me like I'm drunk
Well, gotta go, we are almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to post this shit out?
So many alt accounts, I'm wondering why
Is that a new member a girl or a guy?
Shit I really can't tell
But who gives a fuck
That new nic, it's going to suck
It's going to suck
Dear Stan, I meant to reply to you sooner but Fortnite is my crack
You said your girlfriend is invisible too, love that!
And here is a blank titty photo of my girlfriend Baye
Hope it lightens your day, just don't share it with anyone, OK
I'm sorry I didn't see your posts at Bastard factory, must have missed it
Don't think I did it intentionally, too many people are posting shit
But what is this crap you said about fapping all day
I just got done eating magic pussy, my face is covered in vaginal spray
Dam, my pretend 23 year old girlfriend makes me cum every day
I bet you were just clownin' dog, I hope you're not gay.
You got issues and not enough wank tissues, Stan.
I think you need some counseling, I wanna help you man
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of creeper talk make me not want to kissy meats each other
I really think you and your invisible girlfriend need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this post, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you have a forum meltdown, I think you will be fine
I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
Are you mad bro? Try to understand, I really want you as a fan
I don't want you to do some crazy shit
I just seen a guy on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude car jacked an uber and drove it off a bridge
He had his invisible girlfriend in the trunk, she was pregnant with their invisible kid
And in the car they found a podcast, but they didn't say who it was from
Come to think about, his name was, it was you
Damn!
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[] In The Mirror [] c'est la vie []
The first time I saw you was in the mirror
Your look and your touch was far superior
I reached out to you to see if you were real
In the mirror, I wanted to know just how you feel
In the mirror, I only craved for your affection
In the mirror, you appeared as only a reflection
If I hold your hand tightly in the mirror
Every thing will seem so much clearer ...
I tripped I fell I don't know where you went
I don't know what happened, what you meant
The mirror broke into 100 pieces in my minds eye
I picked up the pieces to see if I could find out why
But you were in the mirror again waving to me, bye bye.
I woke up from my dream sleep
My alarm was going beep beep
The mirror had being lying to me
This love was never meant to be
In the mirror ... c'est la vie
[] In the mirror ... Was It Me ... []
The first time I saw you was in the mirror
Your look and your touch was far superior
I reached out to you to see if you were real
In the mirror, I wanted to know just how you feel
In the mirror, I only craved for your affection
In the mirror, you appeared as only a reflection
If I hold your hand tightly in the mirror
Every thing will seem so much clearer ...
I tripped I fell I don't know where you went
I don't know what happened, what you meant
The mirror broke into 100 pieces in my minds eye
I picked up the pieces to see if I could find out why
But you were in the mirror again waving to me, bye bye.
I woke up from my dream sleep
My alarm was going beep beep
The mirror had being lying to me
This love was never meant to be
In the mirror ... c'est la vie
[] In the mirror ... Was It Me ... []
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[] A Day In The Week []
Monday's - I feel sad ...
Tuesday's - I feel bad ...
Wednesday's - I feel hazy ...
Thursday's - I am a bit lazy ...
Friday's - I feel like it's all new ...
Saturday's - I just haven't a clue ...
Sunday's - I feel like the time just flew ...
Monday's - I feel sad ...
Tuesday's - I feel bad ...
Wednesday's - I feel hazy ...
Thursday's - I am a bit lazy ...
Friday's - I feel like it's all new ...
Saturday's - I just haven't a clue ...
Sunday's - I feel like the time just flew ...
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[] The C.T.F Brain []
I'll write and write and write...
and I'll do it out of pure spite...
because I'm the evil 'CTF' brain...
and I'm N.A.S.T.Y and just insane...
but then if by magic I change...
my other brain comes into range...
it takes over and has control...
but it makes me a little droll...
and then there's my female side...
it's something that I cannot hide...
so I put on my heels and fishnets...
but that's as far as it ever gets...
then I'm awake from a strange dream ...
what happened was very extreme ...
I wasn't capable of working this out ...
my other brain had taken over, no doubt ...
so if anyone I know reads this ...
I'm only taking the p!ss ...
it's my left side brain...
my right side brain...
and my female brain...
are all just a massive big pain ...
[] the end [hmmmmm] []
I'll write and write and write...
and I'll do it out of pure spite...
because I'm the evil 'CTF' brain...
and I'm N.A.S.T.Y and just insane...
but then if by magic I change...
my other brain comes into range...
it takes over and has control...
but it makes me a little droll...
and then there's my female side...
it's something that I cannot hide...
so I put on my heels and fishnets...
but that's as far as it ever gets...
then I'm awake from a strange dream ...
what happened was very extreme ...
I wasn't capable of working this out ...
my other brain had taken over, no doubt ...
so if anyone I know reads this ...
I'm only taking the p!ss ...
it's my left side brain...
my right side brain...
and my female brain...
are all just a massive big pain ...
[] the end [hmmmmm] []
Caskur accused Gary of having no class
So Gary dropped trou and showed Caskur his ass
wiggle wiggle wiggle
then he turned around and grabbed his dick
jiggle jiggle jiggle
a little bit of pee came out
dribble dribble dribble
Poem Copyright Aylana
So Gary dropped trou and showed Caskur his ass
wiggle wiggle wiggle
then he turned around and grabbed his dick
jiggle jiggle jiggle
a little bit of pee came out
dribble dribble dribble
Poem Copyright Aylana
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Oral Foreplay~
I spread her legs wide apart,
and savour the aroma her vagina does impart.
I pause to regard her plump Labia majora, with delicate and engorged inner labia minora.
Plunging my tongue deep into her moist womanhood,
her sweetness and tang,
raises a throbbing inquiry deep into my manhood.
I raise her up higher and tongue-tickle her date,
she squirms and moans,
in a highly aroused and unadulterated state…
I spread her legs wide apart,
and savour the aroma her vagina does impart.
I pause to regard her plump Labia majora, with delicate and engorged inner labia minora.
Plunging my tongue deep into her moist womanhood,
her sweetness and tang,
raises a throbbing inquiry deep into my manhood.
I raise her up higher and tongue-tickle her date,
she squirms and moans,
in a highly aroused and unadulterated state…
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