Prowler oh Prowler (A poetry thread)

[BadBrad]

prowla oh prowla your voacaroos are unpopula
but I think they make you a champ
with your wrestling belt and your fading hairline
you are our most vocal gramp

everyday you call lily fat and tell balding murdsy she should wear a hat
everyone warned me that guy will be mean
but I found you welcoming to the scene

so now folks put down your keyboards
and look alert
because if prowler targets you
your emotions are gonna be hurt

 

[Alticus]

Kiss ass much Bradley?

 

[Murdy]

seriously? A hat??? That’s what he is saying on these 10,000 vacaroos that I don’t listen to? Bwa hahahah

 

[BadBrad]

ya he said ur bald and if I want to have sex with you I should buy you a hat before we meet IRL

 

[Murdy]

ya he said ur bald and if I want to have sex with you I should buy you a hat before we meet IRL

I’m not bald. My boyfriend is. I don’t mind it.

 

[The Prowler]

 

[The Prowler]

@Bradley

 

[Cookie Monster]

Tell me your a retarded Canadian without saying your a retarded Canadian.

 

[The Prowler]

Tell me your a retarded Canadian without saying your a retarded Canadian.

 

[cw_]

In shadows deep, the prowler stalks the night,
His belt of leather creaks with each slow step,
A phantom in the darkness, out of sight,
He moves with stealth, his presence hard to detect.

No jingle of keys, no sound of his breath,
Just the swish of fabric against his skin,
He moves with purpose, silent as death,
A figure cloaked in sin.

But beware the prowler with his belt,
For justice waits to strike with deadly force,
In the stillness of the night, his fate is dealt,
His reign of terror brought to a swift course.

So heed this warning, stay safe and well,
For the prowler's belt tolls the knell.

 

[BadBrad]

THat's awful bro it doesn't even rhyme

 

[cw_]

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What the Poem is About?

The Prowler has a belt.

Poem type:
Sonnet
Poem size:
Short

 

[BadBrad]

In the ring, The Prowler stands tall and fierce,
An aggressive wrestler, with strength untamed,
His prowess unmatched, his spirit fierce,
A champion's heart, his passion inflamed.

With every move, he strikes with deadly grace,
His opponents fall beneath his might,
The crowd erupts, in awe of his embrace,
The Prowler's reign, a glorious sight.

A championship belt adorns his waist,
A symbol of his skill and power,
In victory, his foes are laid to waste,
His legacy grows with each passing hour.

The Prowler, a force to be reckoned with,
In the ring, he's unmatched, a true myth.

 

[Kingoffrogs]

You sound like a 5 year old kid that puts a "No Girlz Allowd" sign on his tree house.

 

[Alticus]

In the ring, The Prowler stands tall and fierce,
An aggressive wrestler, with strength untamed,
His prowess unmatched, his spirit fierce,
A champion's heart, his passion inflamed.

With every move, he strikes with deadly grace,
His opponents fall beneath his might,
The crowd erupts, in awe of his embrace,
The Prowler's reign, a glorious sight.

A championship belt adorns his waist,
A symbol of his skill and power,
In victory, his foes are laid to waste,
His legacy grows with each passing hour.

The Prowler, a force to be reckoned with,
In the ring, he's unmatched, a true myth.

Are you and Prowler lovers?

 

[Murdy]

Tell me your a retarded Canadian without saying your a retarded Canadian.

They are like Americans… just girlier and cheesier

I wish my best wish that he stops lenient this while he follows me around the forum like a lost puppy quoting my every post trying desperately to get my attention:



I don’t find him interesting and I simply do not want to interact. Plus it’s creepy and I’m growing tired of listening to his homoerotic kiddie fetish fantasies.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Point dismissed as irrelephant, you are still retarded and Yor point was proof of such. Like nits ice skating on your bald head to prevent Lice from using your chrome dome as a helipad. Nothing to do with your prehensile nose Sir Creepy of Canuckshire.

 

[Cookie Monster]

They are like Americans… just girlier and cheesier

I wish my best wish that he stops lenient this while he follows me around the forum like a lost puppy quoting my every post trying desperately to get my attention:



I don’t find him interesting and I simply do not want to interact. Plus it’s creepy and I’m growing tired of listening to his homoerotic kiddie fetish fantasies.

Celine Blaaaaargh cough cough cough, we should all join together in the prowler head song..

 

[The Prowler]

Point dismissed as irrelephant, you are still retarded and Yor point was proof of such. Like nits ice skating on your bald head to prevent Lice from using your chrome dome as a helipad. Nothing to do with your prehensile nose Sir Creepy of Canuckshire.

 

[cw_]

B is not blind,
It sees beyond the surface,
Invisible truths whispered,
By the wind's gentle embrace.

It feels the unspoken,
In the silence of the night,
A symphony of emotions,
Dancing in the moonlight.

B is not blind,
It sees with the heart,
A vision of love and kindness,
That sets the soul apart.

 

[realgrimm]

seriously? A hat??? That’s what he is saying on these 10,000 vacaroos that I don’t listen to? Bwa hahahah

Ive listened to Blandscape for a minute or so a few times and the rest once briefly just to hear their voice.