Poetry for the masses

[X]

Imagine that, getting along with people that are kind and normal. Crazy!

I am kind and normal to people who deserve it.

yes but the anal intrusion is a bit much

 

[Flynn]

Well, you're a liberal and your fruity cross-dressing and buttpirate antics aren't exactly a secret around here....

To be fair though, it's no wonder you caught teh ghey living in Soyattle.

How about you're just a big neon orange steaming pile of faggot jelly? There's no "Liberal" that has that much spunk in them to make you this fucking gay. Your extreme gayness must come from some anomaly of only having half the DNA a normal human does.

Living in the suburbs has nothing to do with you deep throating UncleWhINE'S crooked dick. Nor does it have any thing to do with your hobby of chasing male ass around the forums in your pink leather Nazi chaps.

You're a faggot. Deal with it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Well, you're a liberal and your fruity cross-dressing and buttpirate antics aren't exactly a secret around here....

To be fair though, it's no wonder you caught teh ghey living in Soyattle.

How about you're just a big neon orange steaming pile of faggot jelly? There's no "Liberal" that has that much spunk in them to make you this fucking gay. Your extreme gayness must come from some anomaly of only having half the DNA a normal human does.

Living in the suburbs has nothing to do with you deep throating UncleWhINE'S crooked dick. Nor does it have any thing to do with your hobby of chasing male ass around the forums in your pink leather Nazi chaps.

You're a faggot. Deal with it.

This sounds like projection in all honesty...

Try this;

 

[Flynn]

Well, you're a liberal and your fruity cross-dressing and buttpirate antics aren't exactly a secret around here....

To be fair though, it's no wonder you caught teh ghey living in Soyattle.

How about you're just a big neon orange steaming pile of faggot jelly? There's no "Liberal" that has that much spunk in them to make you this fucking gay. Your extreme gayness must come from some anomaly of only having half the DNA a normal human does.

Living in the suburbs has nothing to do with you deep throating UncleWhINE'S crooked dick. Nor does it have any thing to do with your hobby of chasing male ass around the forums in your pink leather Nazi chaps.

You're a faggot. Deal with it.

This sounds like projection in all honesty...

Try this;

Why do I need need some pills to let me know that you're a cock swilling faggot ass?

 

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For my dog loving friends

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Best if read out loud . . . David's dog poems. Do you have a favorite?
Pepper, Spot, and Leopold
Were sent by God, so I've been told,
In hopes we might all comprehend
That every dog is man's best friend!!!

Hail hyperactive Myrtle,
Owned by folks who are infertile.
Her owners boast as she runs wild,
"She's not a spaniel, she's our child!"

Rags, the Shatwells' Irish setter,
Doubles as a paper shredder.
His lunch was bills and last year's taxes
Followed by a dozen faxes.

Kimmy, once considered ruthless,
Lies in her basket, bald and toothless.
Her youth's long spent, so now she passes
All her time releasing gases.

Petunia May they say was struck
Chasing down a garbage truck.
A former purebred Boston terrier,
Her family's wond'ring where to bury her.

Each Saturday at half past one,
Miss shih tzu has her toenails done.
In the chair she pouts and squirms,
Not knowing that she's full of worms.

Most ev'ry evening Goldilocks
Snacks from Kitty's litter box.
Then, on command, she gives her missus
Lots of little doggie kisses.

Hercules, a Pekinese,
Was taken in and dipped for fleas.
Insecticide got in his eyes,
Now he'll be blind until he dies.

The Deavers' errant pit bull, Cass,
Bit the postman on the ass.
Her lower teeth destroyed his sphincter,
Now his walk's a bit distincter.

The bitches loved the pug Orestes
Until the vet snipped off his testes.
Left with only anal glands,
He's been reduced to shaking hands.

Each night, old Bowser licks his balls,
Then falls asleep till nature calls.
He poops a stool, then, though it's heinous,
Bends back down and licks his anus.

Dachshund Skip from Winnipeg
Loves to hump his master's leg.
Every time he gets it up, he
Stains Bill's calf with unborn puppy.

A naughty Saint Bernard named Don,
Finds Polly's Kotex in the john.
He holds the blood steak in his jaws
And mourns her coming menopause.

 

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