The Poetry Thread

[chew the fat]

are you a real bastard

and do you have your shit mastered

can you hold your own

without the slightest moan

or do you chuck the shits

and act like a half wit

can you make a point

and not disappoint

then fuck it all

you're right on the ball ...

 

[Admin.]

Spent most of last night

Dragging this lake

For the corpses of all my past mistakes

Sell me out, the jokes on you

We are salt and you are the wound

Empty another bottle

And let me tear you to pieces

This is me wishing you into the worst situations

I’m the kind of kid that can’t let anything go

But you wouldn’t know a good thing

If it came up and slit your throat

 

[chew the fat]

Imagine we're not here ...

Imagine it's a leap year ...

Imagine that's not right ...

Imagine black is white ...

Imagine this can't be true ...

Imagine what can we do ...

Imagine the worlds in a mess ...

Imagine the world's distress ...

Imagine if we were smart ...

Imagine we could start ...

Can you imagine ...

 

[chew the fat]

do you know

if the answer is no

then you're too slow

but can you let it go

and keep the status quo ...

 

[chew the fat]

[] C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e []-[] I Love You []

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

You always wake me from my dream

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

And now I can't remember my dream theme

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

I cannot give you up

Just one more cup

Your taste is so sweet

You can never be beat

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

I think about you in my sleep

Why are you so very cheap

Don't treat me bad because you can

I think I need a plan

To stop loving you ...

But what can I do ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

Please help me out

And use your clout

I will never love you again

Because of all the brain pain ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

Let's talk about this

I want to give you a miss

Don't you understand

That you are now banned ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

I got this idea from someone else but I rewrote it in my style ...


[] Vaccine [] you are the best []


Vaccine Vaccine Vaccine V.a.c.c.i.n.e

I'm begging you to cure Covid-19

Vaccine Vaccine Vaccine V.a.c.c.i.n.e

I can't wait to have you in me Oh Vaccine

I injected you into my arm and thigh

I even put you into my eye

I thought I was going to cry

Or that I might even get high

Come cure me with your needle Oh Vaccine

Your power is beyond compare

if you were real, you would have long blonde hair

I love your sexy hot needle Oh Vaccine

The antidote was no mean feat

To find a cure will be so sweet

I think I love you now Oh Vaccine

And I want you to understand

Could you now hold my hand

Come cure me with your needle now Oh Vaccine

Vaccine Vaccine Vaccine V.a.c.c.i.n.e

I'm begging of you to cure the world of Covid-19

Vaccine Vaccine Vaccine V.a.c.c.i.n.e

Please save everyone now ...

Because you know how ...

ooo0ooo we need you so much ...

As you have the right touch . . .

Vaccine Vaccine Vaccine V.a.c.c.i.n.e

Oh . . . V.a.c.c.i.n.e . . .

 

[cw_]

I see infidels burn,
I cut off their hands,
I crush their balls,
bury em under walls,
and I think to myseeel
What a

Weisenheiming WORLD​

 

[chew the fat]

I'm a big time MAGA man . . .

I am the head of the clan . . .

I can do what ever I like . . .

If you don't agree, take a hike . . .

But remember, I ain't no conman . . .

 

[chew the fat]

[] You Don't Lie []

cocaine cocaine cocaine c.o.c.a.i.n.e . . .

when I snort you I never complain

cocaine cocaine cocaine c.o.c.a.i.n.e . . .

I'm coming back to you again

. . . c.o.c.a.i.n.e . . .

you are the only one for me

I think you will agree

you make me so high

it's something I can't deny

cocaine cocaine cocaine c.o.c.a.i.n.e . . .

you don't lie ... you don't lie ... you don't l.i.e . . .

can you come by

and I will give you another try

let's do this one more time

just another line

. . . c.o.c.a.i.n.e . . .

I can't give up . . .

oooOooo fuck . . .

you suck . . .

. . . c.o.c.a.i.n.e . . .

 

[chew the fat]

[] ho ho ho ho ho []

Putin, Leader Of The Russian Land . . .

Does He Have Everything In Hand . . .

Can He Still Rule With An Iron Fist . . .

Or Is He Just Completely Pissed . . .

And Is He Even Still In Command . . .

. . . ho ho ho ho ho . . .

 

[chew the fat]

. . . . . .

I love a complete fuck-up

Or even a regular balls-up

But I will take a cheer-up

As long as I don't get fed-up

Sometimes I can have a short flare-up

But what I need right now is a pick-me-up

This is not a set-up

So step-up

And speed-up

Then wake-up

I want to be a proper grown-up

So . . . up yours . . .

 

[chew the fat]

 

[chew the fat]

I think I have already posted this one ... if not, here it is again ...

don't be negative
don't be sensitive
try to be positive
that's your prerogative
and definitely don't be argumentative ...

 

[chew the fat]

doom and gloom ...

will get you soon ...

so be upbeat ...

but don't cheat ...

and be a loon ...

 

[chew the fat]

come at me bro . . .

but don't be slow . . .

spin me round . . .

like a clown . . .

then let me go . . .

 

[chew the fat]

[] . . . . . . []

I think this was fate . . .

That we went on a date . . .

But I sure this is true . . .

Because I'm right into you . . .

And everything on the night went great . . .

 

[chew the fat]

[] []

From time to time . . .

I will walk the line . . .

I take things to the max . . .

And I never step on a crack

Could this be a secret sign . . .

 

[chew the fat]

I was sent a text . . .

That had me perplexed . . .

It read . . . ''NO'' . . .

I text back . . . ''WHOA'' . . .

Could I be oversexed . . .

 

[chew the fat]

Cyber Truck

W.T.F

Cyber Truck

Good Luck

Cyber Truck

Don't Run Amuck

And Be A Schmuck

 

[chew the fat]

[] My My My Own Bastard Factory []

Was my advance unacceptable . . .

Even though you were sceptical . . .

I know my thoughts were too fast . . .

But could this romance even last . . .

Then we could make it unforgettable . . .

 

[chew the fat]

[] Hit The Road chew []


Hit the road chew the fat

And don't you come back

For any more no more

So get yourself out the door

For sure


Now listen here chew the fat

Stop trying to touch up my rack

And keep away from my crack

Or you will get a fucking smack


Hit the road chew the fat

And don't give me no back chat

Or try any fucking chit chat

Because you're a fucking useless rat


Hit the road chew the fat

Yes I'll pack my shit and won't back

So let me get the fuck out

And I'll leave with any doubt

As I'm already burnt out

From your fucking shit

That's why we split

And you did not commit

So I will just do it

You hypocrite

That's the end

Of my ex-girlfriend ...

 

[LotusBud]

Poetry does not have to rhyme.

Just sayin.

 

[chew the fat]

Once upon a time . . .

I made a limerick with a rhyme . . .

It wasn't great . . .

And it didn't rate . . .

But apparently it wasn't a crime . . . ✔

 

[Admin.]

 

[chew the fat]

You can get it having fun

You can get it from anyone

You can catch it in the air

You can catch it having an affair

But it could well bring you undone . . .

 

[Breakfall]

My cock is smooth and silky,
I’m hung like a black man.
I love it when she sucks it milky,
and I love it when she gets a wide-on on account of my girth.
I think I have the best cock in the world.
My apadravya is a blessing to my cock.
Roger you’re awesome.
Fuck, fuck, fuck….
Suck, suck, suck.
I loving being a man with a big cock.
Size matters when it comes to women.
And having good cuniliguistic skills is just the icing on the cake.
Yay for my cock!

 

[chew the fat]

no fvcking way ...

today is just another day ...

yes I'm good to go ...

and I also know ...

to leave without delay ...

what more can I say ...

 

[Bevy]

I wandered lonely as a cloud… necking mushrooms rarely found.
This green and pleasant land and ancients are yak yak yak yak yak yak…
It’s not their’s anymore!
This is our England now!
PARTYYY!!!”

 

[Blandscape]

There is so much you want to say,
while saying nothing well worth saying.
You scream and shout against the odds
while reminding yourself of what you lost.

 

[Admin.]

 

[UncleDiLF]

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