The Poetry Thread

[reaper]

There once was a guy name Vit
Who always acted a tit
his posts were wack
then he punched a cat
and that was the end of that !

 

[Admin.]

 

[chew the fat]

Her ...
Are you coming around tonight
Everything feels about right
I think I know what you need
A delicious home cooked feed
As long as we don't have another fight ...

 

[chew the fat]

Who doesn't like a woman's cleavage ...
But does it give them too much leverage ...
Every man says yes ...
Depending on her dress ...
And if he drank any alcoholic beverage ...

 

[chew the fat]

in the year 2525
my EV is still alive
its still going so strong
and there is nothing wrong
so I'm taking it out for a drive ...

 

[Admin.]

 

[chew the fat]

I met a nice girl called Ramona
I asked her if she could come over
She said, 'how about no' ...
I said 'come on Ramona ... yo' ...
She said, 'hey, I ain't no pushover' ...

 

[Breakfall]

in the year 2525
my EV is still alive
its still going so strong
and there is nothing wrong
so I'm taking it out for a drive ...

You have a natural talent for poetry it seems…try putting them into lyrical phrase!

 

[chew the fat]

Elon owns rockets that will go to the moon
And this will happen quite soon
He's going to build a factory there to make EV's
And then sell them cheap to the stupid Chinese
And make billions of dollars by the next afternoon ...

 

[Admin.]

Spay or neuter your pets.

 

[chew the fat]

there was one time
when I did a mime
i did not know
that it was just faux
but it turned out to be sublime ...

 

[chew the fat]

The Chinese balloon is spying on us
Let's all sit down quietly and discuss
It's flying right up high
But I have no idea why
And I can't see what is all the fuss ...

 

[Breakfall]

The Chinese balloon is spying on us
Let's all sit down quietly and discuss
It's flying right up high
But I have no idea why
And I can't see what is all the fuss ...

The Chinese are a belittled race,
now she’s up in your face…
You tremor and squirm,
All over a little germ,
Imagine living under the big Yellow race?

 

[Breakfall]

There was a Cafuck named X aka Krispiss (don’t call me Christopher or I’ll report you)
Who was a “BabyFuckerAlert!” and general misfit…
This doesn’t have to rhyme and I don’t have the time,
But thought I’d type this whilst listening to Sublime.

 

[chew the fat]

I can't remember if I have posted this one ...

There was a time I thought you were flash
I thought I would like to get into your gash
Things didn't work out as I wanted
It left me feeling quite a bit daunted
I said let's give this one more try
You said don't go up past my thigh

I said give me a break, I will use protection
I can't take too much more of this rejection
Is there any chance you would give me 1 more go
Stick up one finger if the answer is NO ... :-}

 

[chew the fat]

talking about my generation ...
we didn't need any affirmation ...
so we claimed our rights ...
to be the owners of the nights ...
where we all had participation ...

 

[UncleDiLF]

Fuck off from here

 

[Breakfall]

There was a short Italian Jew named Semen,
who enjoys sitting daily on pineapples creamin’…
His swallow tatts are self-explanatory,
his sucking cock prowess exemplary,
And the Costa Rican kiddies just run away screamin’ ..

 

[chew the fat]

Valentine's Day is here again
this it's not the time to abstain
chocolate lovers to unite
you know that it be all right
to eat all the chocolate before midnight ...

 

[chew the fat]

[] The B Factory New Posters []

welcome to our jungle ...
but try to stay humble ...
don't you make a big deal ...
or think you are a big wheel ...
and you can join in the rough and tumble ...

 

[chew the fat]

don't be negative
don't be sensitive
try to be positive
but that's your prerogative
and definitely don't be argumentative ...

 

[Breakfall]

I fuck…
Therefore I am.

A man of intellect,
a man with two heads.
A man of reason,
and a man that does the thinking with the little head.

Pussy is why dreamers make sense of intimate visions.

Moist…poised…delicate…petals…kisses…desire.

 

[Breakfall]

There was a cunt named @Flynn
who took semen in the face.

But low and behold she was a he,
And it was his mama that went all BangBros.

The whore also had another son called Kevin the Poofter,
Who cried like a baby over a single mother.

He joined Bastard Factory posting pics of himself looking olfactory.

The duo I named Poofter & Co …

End of fucking poem.

Xylem and phloem.

 

[Admin.]

Florida ia now banning poems.




Amanda Gorman's Poem, The Hill We Climb.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Florida ia now banning poems.




Amanda Gorman's Poem, The Hill We Climb.

I don't know if you can rhyme or sing,
But what the ever living fuck has this to do with anything?

Better you to hit Walmart for the cheapest of lubes,
Cuz you just got assfucked in a poetry thread ya dumpster fire nOOb.

 

[Admin.]

I don't know if you can rhyme or sing,
But what the ever living fuck has this to do with anything?

Better you to hit Walmart for the cheapest of lubes,
Cuz you just got assfucked in a poetry thread ya dumpster fire nOOb.

This is the Poetry thread, you simple minded fetus.

 

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[Biggie Smiles]

Admin’s middle name is venus
He sure loves the penis
He’s a faggot mutt who takes it in the butt
Fell in love with the black cock because he’s an OG prison slut

 

[WWW.ANA.SSS/STAZI_YA]

I can't remember if I have posted this one ...

There was a time I thought you were flash
I thought I would like to get into your gash
Things didn't work out as I wanted
It left me feeling quite a bit daunted
I said let's give this one more try
You said don't go up past my thigh

I said give me a break, I will use protection
I can't take too much more of this rejection
Is there any chance you would give me 1 more go
Stick up one finger if the answer is NO ... :-}

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T.W.A.T.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

This is the Poetry thread, you simple minded fetus.

There is a time and place for everything,
Yet politics is all you can sing,
Never to enjoy the stopping and smelling of roses,
All because you're too fucking busy gaslighting noses.

Can you even make an attempt?
Or do you feel your "higher purpose" makes you exempt?

Bibles and gods and wokes, what is the similarity?
None of these fucking zealots have humor with regularity,
Keeping in line with the thread topic is HARD apparently.


i.e. go fuck a duck because, LeAnn RIMES!