The Poetry Thread

[Admin.]

There is a time and place for everything,
Yet politics is all you can sing,
Never to enjoy the stopping and smelling of roses,
All because you're too fucking busy gaslighting noses.

Can you even make an attempt?
Or do you feel your "higher purpose" makes you exempt?

Bibles and gods and wokes, what is the similarity?
None of these fucking zealots have humor with regularity,
Keeping in line with the thread topic is HARD apparently.


i.e. go fuck a duck because, LeAnn RIMES!

Thoughts and prayers sent.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Thoughts and prayers sent.

You don't have to pray for me,
For I am saved by humor,
And you are still doomed by stupidity.





You see!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Admin is a noodle neck fairy
He’s a fag so women are scary
His dads name was Mary his moms palms were hairy
He loves BLM because it was a black man who first popped his cherry

 

[Admin.]

You don't have to pray for me,
For I am saved by humor,
And you are still doomed by stupidity.





You see!

This meme is not suitable for Floriduh.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

You don't have to pray for me,
For I am saved by humor,
And you are still doomed by stupidity.





You see!

I see you’ve met the site faggot ass fuckup. Lemme guess. He turned this thread into something about some republican who hurt his little feels

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Biggie Pole Smoker sure loves to slurp the slip slop.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Hey Flynn if you have any pull here then you'd remove the posts that don't rhyme,
Because fuck these non poetic cocksuckers 110% of the time.
Any anyone who thinks a poem shouldn't rhyme,
Probably likes that abstract bullshit; which isn't worth a fuckin' dime.

Fuck Pablo and the scribble he WROTE in on,
Piccaso ate many dicks same as Admin; and I MEAN A TON.

 

[Admin.]

Hey Flynn if you have any pull here then you'd remove the posts that don't rhyme,
Because fuck these non poetic cocksuckers 110% of the time.
Any anyone who thinks a poem shouldn't rhyme,
Probably likes that abstract bullshit; which isn't worth a fuckin' dime.

Fuck Pablo and the scribble he WROTE in on,
Piccaso ate many dicks same as Admin; and I MEAN A TON.

You should die angry about it!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

You should die angry about it!

Wow that hit pretty hard,
Like your Tropic Thunder just went full retard!

 

[Admin.]

Wow that hit pretty hard,
Like your Tropic Thunder just went full retard!

Looks like someone is having a no good very bad day. Turn that frown upside down!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Looks like someone is having a no good very bad day. Turn that frown upside down!

Wrong thread, retread!
Next try hard, retard!
Admin sez wut?
Moar seks in butt!
Remember what Captain America say?
I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING DAY.
You're not even in the same league,
As my monumental levels of blitzkrieg.
Your blunderbuss is so suss,
That your short range and shorter attention span leaves me no fuss.
You're just a wide bore weapon of boredom,
In frenzied levels of attention seeking whoredom,
Single track mind,
Following me blind,
Want to get to know me?
Why don't ya stop sniffing my ass & just blow me?
Do me a favor and relish the flavor of my middle finger being the stinger that leaves you wanting as I crush grand slams and you're left bunting.
I took home plate home while you masterbate alone.

 

[Admin.]

Wrong thread, retread!
Next try hard, retard!
Admin sez wut?
Moar seks in butt!
Remember what Captain America say?
I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING DAY.
You're not even in the same league,
As my monumental levels of blitzkrieg.
Your blunderbuss is so suss,
That your short range and shorter attention span leaves me no fuss.
You're just a wide bore weapon of boredom,
In frenzied levels of attention seeking whoredom,
Single track mind,
Following me blind,
Want to get to know me?
Why don't ya stop sniffing my ass & just blow me?
Do me a favor and relish the flavor of my middle finger being the stinger that leaves you wanting as I crush grand slams and you're left bunting.
I took home plate home while you masterbate alone.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Wrong thread, retread!
Next try hard, retard!
Admin sez wut?
Moar seks in butt!
Remember what Captain America say?
I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING DAY.
You're not even in the same league,
As my monumental levels of blitzkrieg.
Your blunderbuss is so suss,
That your short range and shorter attention span leaves me no fuss.
You're just a wide bore weapon of boredom,
In frenzied levels of attention seeking whoredom,
Single track mind,
Following me blind,
Want to get to know me?
Why don't ya stop sniffing my ass & just blow me?
Do me a favor and relish the flavor of my middle finger being the stinger that leaves you wanting as I crush grand slams and you're left bunting.
I took home plate home while you masterbate alone.

^^^ this man is Shakespeare up in here!

 

[MrNiceGuy]

^^^ this man is Shakespeare up in here!

I can't remember if BH had a rep system and while I appreciate the applause, please know my cause, is devoid of points, because annoints with a plus or negs by untrust leaves me nil unfulfilled & rather blue pilled, a husk of distrust, a shell of a human, rather than an undiscovered flower of blooming.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

admin loves to suck the schlong
in the glory-hole is where he feels he belongs
His dad was a hag and his mom was a drag
which is why this drooling idiot turned out to be a fag

 

[cw_]

Admin. sucks cock

such a marvelous egg, but it's no sink with out a spout

tick tock moaned the clock

and let my inner child out.

 

[chew the fat]

ME:- it was my fantasy ...
and it was just you and me ...
and i would like a perve ...
but do i have the nerve ...
so i asked can I take a look ...
you said not on Facebook ...
and also not on Instagram ...
and no chat on Telegram ...
and nothing above my knee ...
and definitely not my pee pee ...
and no kissing me on the lips ...
and no sucking me on my nips ...
HER:- stop this right now ... ciao ...

 

[chew the fat]

[] Party All The Time []

Boris wants to party all the time ...

And he won't toe the Tory line ...

He made up an unconvincing lie ...

That he thought might apply …

But because he broke the law ...

It was the last straw ...


But when he was caught in his lie ...

Which he could not deny ...

He was given the sack ...

And he won't be back ...


But as BoJo is a Tory snob ...

As well as being a fvcking knob ...

Let's hope he can't get another job ... ‍

[ might be subject to edits ]

 

[chew the fat]

[] count down to meltdown []

I love a backward country
with lots of scare campaigns
and mindless fvcking slogans
that screw with our brains
what will happen to us next
no one will be able to foresee
and when life become more complex
remember to think me, me, me, me.me

 

[chew the fat]

I can't find the clitoris instruction thread ...
My mind is now full of dread ...
She said, are you a fvcking clown ...
I will direct you on how to go down ...
So I said okay and I'll go right ahead ...

 

[chew the fat]

i'm driving my car ...

it won't get very far ...

cause it's a piece of shit ...

and it will probably quit ...

... how bizarre ...

 

[chew the fat]

[] chew the fat [] ...

[] is up for a chat []...

[] there is no argument [] ...

[] and he doesn't vent []

[] and that's that [] ...

 

[cw_]

 

[chew the fat]

why the hot chick crossed the road ...

to get to her new residential abode ...

the trip was quick ...

and quite slick ...

plus she was in the right postcode ...

 

[chew the fat]

the mighty VW bug ...

is like an addictive drug ...

it can be cool to pick up chicks ...

while the bug can give chicks their kicks ...

and it doesn't drive like a heap of shit slug ...

 

[chew the fat]

 

[chew the fat]

I saw here standing there ...

I said you have lovely pair ...

I said it's your eyes ...

Was I being unwise ...

She said 'no fuck off I don't care' ...

 

[Lily]

Pablo Nerud's Sonnet 17 from One Hundred Love Sonnets



Love Sonnet XVII by Pablo Neruda
I do not love you as if you were a salt rose, or topaz
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
So I love you because I know no other way

than this: where I does not exist, nor you,
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.

 

[Lily]

Poetry is for being heard in my humble opinion. ​

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Neruda

Poem 20: 100 Love Sonnets​

I can write the saddest lines tonight.

Write for example: «The night is fractured
and they shiver, blue, those stars, in the distance».

The night wind turns in the sky and sings.

I can write the saddest lines tonight.
I loved her, sometimes she loved me too.

On nights like these I held her in my arms.
I kissed her greatly under the infinite sky.

She loved me, sometimes I loved her too.
How could I not have loved her huge, still eyes.

I can write the saddest lines tonight.
To think I don’t have her, to feel I have lost her.

Hear the vast night, vaster without her.
Lines fall on the soul like dew on the grass.

What does it matter that I couldn’t keep her.
The night is fractured and she is not with me.

That is all. Someone sings far off. Far off,
my soul is not content to have lost her.

As though to reach her, my sight looks for her.
My heart looks for her: she is not with me

The same night whitens, in the same branches.
We, from that time, we are not the same.

I don’t love her, that’s certain, but how I loved her.
My voice tried to find the breeze to reach her.

Another’s kisses on her, like my kisses.
Her voice, her bright body, infinite eyes.

I don’t love her, that’s certain, but perhaps I love her.
Love is brief: forgetting lasts so long.

Since, on these nights, I held her in my arms,
my soul is not content to have lost her.

Though this is the last pain she will make me suffer,
and these are the last lines I will write for her.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Retards trying here-

Do not know poetry

They are all faggots



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