The Poetry Thread

Omnipotent

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So?

Nowhere did CW cite, the word is CITE you twat, the author of a poem she posted.

Why aren't you sticking your snout in her ass?


Crikey.... grow some dignity.....ffs

Just remember Reapers warning about me. I have always treated you kindly.

Until I don't.
 

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two girls fight ... ➖
which one is right ... ➕
who knows ... ✔️
what goes ... ✔️
when they fight over what they write ... :OhGawd:

There is no fight... I poked the wench and she crumbled... She had a spazz attack... it was funnay.

Watch me work. I make toast burn.
 

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De donde me da la gana.
Omnipotent she claims to be
An albino gorilla is she
Grunting, snorting, and howling
Huffing, puffing, and fluffing
It's display; she's bluffing

She's as ignorant as a donkey
Braying and honking
About AIDS and desecrated maidens
Women's sports and beauty pageants
Whilst women are beaten, raped and murdered
at the hands of the gallant

Omnipotent's loud and disavowed
From every forum around
Unpleasant and proud
Foul and uncowed by the massive shroud
Of hate and despair in the depths of her soul
Filling her every waking hour
With gossip, scorn and sour words
For those she hates for no reason
Other than her own self-loathing
For the woman that stands in the bitter wind
In the winter season of her inconsolable pain
 

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You heard right... I am raw power...


Now back to our topic..

There once was a man named Admin,

Who made good lookin' homophobes grin

With Dahmer like stealth he lost all his health

Under his AIDS infestations of sins...

boom boom !!!!
 

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Hold on to your wallet.
A poem by English Romantic poet
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(1792-1822), part of which was read by Mick Jagger in memory of Brian Jones at the free Hyde Park concert given by the Stones on July 5, 1969.

“Peace, peace! he is not dead, he doth not sleep —
He hath awakened from the dream of life —
‘Tis we, who lost in stormy visions, keep
With phantoms an unprofitable strife,
And in mad trance, strike with our spirit’s knife
Invulnerable nothings. — We decay
Like corpses in a charnel; fear and grief
Convulse us and consume us day by day,
And cold hopes swarm like worms within our living clay.”
 

chew the fat

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[] Remember Russia []

Vladimir Putin started a war,
Vladimir Putin wanted more,
Ukraine said ''hey Vlad, shoo'',
We all bleed yellow and blue ...


Vladimir Putin the end is near,
Vladimir Putin this is what you fear,
And now it comes time for your end,
You can't build Russia back up again ...


Volodymyr Zelensky has won this game,
Volodymyr Zelensky has taken no blame,
Russia will be given eternal damnation,
For the cause of your stupid confrontation ...
 

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[] climate change []

climate change is here today

and it's not going to fade away

the world is going to be too hot

because us humans lost the plot


then it's going to be too cold

and that will be uncontrolled

let's ask mother nature for advice

she said it's not going to very nice


now is the time to stop and think

because we are right at the brink

cold and hot and wind and rain

the earth will be in serious pain


Greta couldn't get any support

she became our very last resort

we heard her call over and over again

but she was called completely insane


we can change and make this right

if we were to be contrite

so let's all stop and think

that while we are on the brink

it's time now for you to commit

and save our earth from going to shit ...


[] The End [] Of The World As We Know It []
 

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Good poem chew the fat... Excellent sentiment indeed,

The end of the world is a coming because we chose to overbreed,

PLANT MORE TREES, do not stop

Want more wood?

Do a lop!~
 

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Good poem chew the fat... Excellent sentiment indeed,

The end of the world is a coming because we chose to overbreed,

PLANT MORE TREES, do not stop

Want more wood?

Do a lop!~

Thanks ... Omnipotent ... it took me nearly a year on and off to write that and I might just make some slight changes to it yet ...

I wanted slightly more impact at the end so I'll have a think about it ... :OhGawd:
 

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There once was a lass from Perth
Whose aim was fiery mirth,
But because she was witless
And became a dumb Witness
She gave the bullseye wide berth.

-----

A Casket aflame
Dancing in a hot, dry wind
--Pale mourners in ash.
 

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There once was a dragon form Oz
Whose huffing made everyone pause;
Though she squawked like a pullet
From her fireless gullet
Her "roar" was as dull as her claws.
 

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Pullet and gullet don't rhyme turkey baster....

FAIL.

Back to your keyboard, fraud!~

There once was a dragon form Oz
Whose huffing made everyone pause;
Though she squawked like a pullet
From her fireless gullet
Her "roar" was as dull as her claws.
 

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[] the beginning []

won't you come along with me

and you will be able to see

that climate change is here to stay

and it will be with us night and day

we did not heed the advice

and now we will pay the price

floods droughts cold and heat

it will be right there in your street

it's now too late to make a change

the statistics are out of their range

our governments were lying

and now people are dying

what message does this send

that we have reached a dead end

but can we pull back from the brink

if we just stop and think

[] the end []​
 

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[] C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e []-[] I Love You []

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

You always wake me from my dream

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

And now I can't remember my dream theme

Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

I cannot give you up

Just one more cup

Your taste is so sweet

You can never be beat

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

I think about you in my sleep

Why are you so very cheap

Don't treat me bad because you can

I think I need a plan

To stop loving you ...

But what can I do ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

Please help me out

And use your clout

I will never love you again

Because of all the brain pain ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...

Let's talk about this

I want to give you a miss

Don't you understand

That you are now banned ...

C.a.f.f.e.i.n.e ...
 

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[] i belong to the herd [] herd immunity []


everybody knows about the word ...

and that i'm a member of the herd ...

so now herd herd herd is the word ...

but you don't want to be too absurd ...

because this is not what is preferred ...

and that this has never been unheard ...

leave the herd before you get interred ...

[] leave the herd [] ... [] leave the herd [] ...

Go ask Fauci ... I think he's the nerd ... :OhGawd:
 

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Lily was a blob and terrible terrible job-snob,

She can't take criticism and has no witticisms,

Basically the blob job-snob,

Is a walking talking catastrophe you couldn't give away for free,

Anyone with a science degree, can add to this ditty with clarity,

And more importantly my guarantee I won't flame thee!~



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There once was a woman called Flynn

who came to troll boards on a whim

Tough as anyone here

Lets make that bloody well clear



Now to invent the last line.... its giving me a headache. Ugh!!!!

Where is foxy when you need a poet.

There once was a woman named Flynn

Who came to the troll boards on a whim

But in reality she was actually a big sweaty him

And gave Poofer extra tender loving care to his rim.