The Poetry Thread

[chew the fat]

This is about an un-named politician ...


[] What Is He Good For []

Absolutely Fucking Nothing ...

Just Huffing And Puffing ...

And An Awful Lot Of Bluffing ...

With On The Side Stuffing ...

Anti-Climate Change Extreme ...

That's Been His Total Dream ...

He Isn't Part Of The Team ...

Or So It Would Seem ...

Holds A Safe Seat ...

He Thinks That's Very Neat ...

Knows He Can Never Be Beat ......

It's time ... it's a crime ...

:::[] to call full-time []:::

 

[chew the fat]

I'm just adding a bit more to this ...


[] A Day In The Week []

Monday's - I feel sad ...

Tuesday's - I feel bad ...

Wednesday's - I feel hazy ...

Thursday's - I am a bit lazy ...

Friday's - I feel like it's all new ...

Saturday's - I just haven't a clue ...

Sunday's - I feel like the time just flew ...


So let's start the week over again ...

And don't let it be a drain ...

And when the days go by ...

Look straight up at the sky ...

[] ... And say life is not a lie ... []

 

[Garraty_47]

Speaking of unnamed politicians:

This is an observation
Though it sounds like accusation
An opinion of frustration
With this country's legislation

Economical fixation
Societal stagnation
Give them more 'cause they don't have it all... yet

Executive proclamation
Of general degradation
Take some more 'cause they don't give it all... yet

Ambiguous orientation
Policy peregrination
Tell a lie 'cause they don't know the truth... yet

Political permutation
Chaotical indication
Show a glimpse 'cause they don't have a clue... yet

It's just an observation
Though it should be accusation
My opinion of frustration
With my country's legislation
No specific condemnation
Brings about a transformation
Only public conflagration
Not a true illumination
For insanity's cessation
Needs a total revelation
Monetary declination
Is kind of a salvation...

But I doubt it could catch on
In time to cure us

 

[Blurt]

Pearl Harbor

A December morn.
The summer sailors shiver.
A nip in the air.

I saw what you did there, you scallawag!

Bravo!

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[chew the fat]

[] A Rainy Day []

she was standing in the rain
and she wasn't being a pain
of this I know
so I said, 'hello' ...

I looked around
to see what I'd found
she was totally perfectly sound
and she did not even confound ...

it was love ...
at first sight ...
it was true love ...
and it was right ...
it was true ...
this I knew ...

it was a hook-up ...
she was a pin up ....
I need to shape up ...
please don't balls this up ...

this I found out
there is no doubt
and I'm gunna shout
'would you like to go out' ...

she said 'no way'
without any delay
so I did not stay
for another day ...

I was amazed
I was in a bit of haze
the sky had turned grey
that's all I'm gunna say
I can live for another day
and I won't turn this into a cliché ...

This Is The End ... touché ...

 

[Omnipotent]

There once wassa fattie called Lily,

who thought she was a fine haughty filly,

When she sat on a horse, she flattened it of course,

And that was the end of fat haughty Lily.


boom boom !!!

 

[Omnipotent]

There was a fat lady called Oak,

Who Admin dry humped and dry poked,

"I thought you were Queer notta Steer," cried Oak,

Admin shot off and shoutout, "Shuddup and keep groaning, Dog-ear."

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[chew the fat]

There once was a poster on Bastard Factory

Who was completely and utterly unsatisfactory

He tried to write smart arse tricky rhymes

But they only worked some of the times

And some of the other posters gave him false flattery ...

 

[chew the fat]

Started out as a limerick creator

Then I worked as regulator translator

I had no idea what I was doing

But I was keen to keep pursuing

And all this made me into a great debater ...

 

[Omnipotent]

I find limericks hard but I guess I need practice...

My poetry won awards at high school but I am not going to write them BECAUSE I am not interested in theft off the internet.

And I met a poetess genius once... Monica from Poland... omg I knew I was good UNTIL I met the genius and even I was impressed and I am pretty hard to impress.

 

[Omnipotent]

I fixed my first one from yesterday..

I cannot be criticised now...

The new contribution...

There once wassa fattie called Lily,

who thought she was a fine haughty filly,

When she sat on a horse, she flattened it of course,

And that was the end of fat haughty Lily.


boom boom !!!

 

[Blandscape]

When times irrelevance man once found,
By measuring it in its dreadful sound,
Of screams of a hate and projected despair,
When those men discovered they could not care.

They could not care what caring meant,
They could not care what sharing sent,
By phone and gmail they reminded us all,
That life was meaningless without its troll.

We cannot remember what we said,
Before the internet truly bled,
We cannot demand satisfaction,
If all we do is claim inaction.

We once dared to look at that burning sun,
And wonder why it never gave some,
Heat and warmth and life and hope,
That it would rise again within our scope.

A scope of life that we demand we earn,
A scope of strife we refuse to learn,
That sun will rise again my friend,
While caring more for the less that we comprehend.

It could not care what caring meant,
It could not care what sharing sent,
By phone or gmail it merely mutters,
That life is meaningless unless it suffers.

 

[cw_]

There once wassa fattie called Lily,

who thought she was a fine haughty filly,

When she sat on a horse, she flattened it of course,

And that was the end of fat haughty Lily.


boom boom !!!

This 'poem' has no meter. :(

 

[Omnipotent]

This 'poem' has no meter. :(

It isn't a poem it's a Limerick

And you are perfectly entitled to rearrange it.... Make it better!~

 

[Lily]

There once wassa fattie called Lily,

who thought she was a fine haughty filly,

When she sat on a horse, she flattened it of course,

And that was the end of fat haughty Lily.


boom boom !!!

I have to work a bit to find words that rhyme with "albino gorilla".

But I'll get back to you.

 

[Omnipotent]

There once wassa fattie called Lily,

who thought she was a fine haughty filly,

When she sat on a horse, she flattened it of course,

And that was the end of fat haughty Silly Lily.


boom boom !!!

 

[Lily]

There once wassa fattie called Lily,

who thought she was a fine haughty filly,

When she sat on a horse, she flattened it of course,

And that was the end of fat haughty Silly Lily.


boom boom !!!

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

 

[BadBrad]

I hope your left leg and your right leg switch.
And everytime you shower your whole body itch,
I hope your top lip gets bigger than your bottom lip
And at the end of everything you drink you taste salt
I hope your family stops talking to you and it's not your fault
I hope your vision gets blurry everytime you blink
And when you shave you won't look up from the sink
I hope there's nothing wrong with your baby except it won't stop cryin
I hope you tell people you're doing well, but you won't stop lyin
I hope when you want kids you find out she's on the pill
And I hope you get gold teeth but you never have a grill
I hope you get a charge and they ignore how you feel
And your lawyer laugh when they go above your plea deal

 

[Master Pu]

I hope your left leg and your right leg switch.
And everytime you shower your whole body itch,
I hope your top lip gets bigger than your bottom lip
And at the end of everything you drink you taste salt
I hope your family stops talking to you and it's not your fault
I hope your vision gets blurry everytime you blink
And when you shave you won't look up from the sink
I hope there's nothing wrong with your baby except it won't stop cryin
I hope you tell people you're doing well, but you won't stop lyin
I hope when you want kids you find out she's on the pill
And I hope you get gold teeth but you never have a grill
I hope you get a charge and they ignore how you feel
And your lawyer laugh when they go above your plea deal

Genius!

 

[X]

Her lips were as pink as a rooster's dink,
Her hair was horse-shit brown,
Her tits hung loose,
Like the balls of a moose
As she trucked all over town.

 

[Garraty_47]

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She stunk like shit and was missing a tit
...but think of the money he saved.

 

[X]

There once was a hermit named @Weeg
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She stunk like shit and was missing a tit
...but think of the money he saved.

 

[Omnipotent]

This is the greatest limerick ever written..

There once was a plumber from Leigh,

Who was plumbing a maid by the sea,

"Stop someone's coming," Said the maid,

Said the plumber still plumbing,

"it's me."

 

[Omnipotent]

Limericks are definitely a men's sport.

And lily's little plagiarised poem's better ending was,

"When she was good she was very very good,

But when she was bad, she was horrid"...

The original is much better... "indeed" doesn't fit....

Like the last sentence of my limerick. I need a wordsmith to solve it.

 

[Lily]

Limericks are definitely a men's sport.

And lily's little plagiarised poem's better ending was,

"When she was good she was very very good,

But when she was bad, she was horrid"...

The original is much better... "indeed" doesn't fit....

Like the last sentence of my limerick. I need a wordsmith to solve it.

How is it plagiarized, you daft twat? I never said I wrote it; a lot of the poems on this thread were not written by the posters either.

So, do we all credit the writers or is it just me?

That was written by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

 

[Omnipotent]

Shut the fuck up plagiarist...

I recently wrote that poem at TBC which you read...

It's well known poem I learned 58 years ago...

 

[Lily]

Shut the fuck up plagiarist...

I recently wrote that poem at TBC which you read...

It's well know poem I learned 58 years ago...

I didn't read anything that you wrote and posted at TBC. Moron.

You STFU you piece of rancid catshit.

 

[Omnipotent]

I learn

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

No where in this poem had the plagiarist referenced the author. NO WHERE!!!