The Scot’s burr in full flow.

[Blandscape]

Scots machismo for beginners.

 

[Lily]

I only understood about 80% of Mr Smiley, but that was because he was in pissed off mode.

 

[Blandscape]

I only understood about 80% of Mr Smiley, but that was because he was in pissed off mode.

Not very Smiley lass.

 

[HeadOn!]