Thirteen Threads

[SirSuperSouthern]

Breakfall - the world needs more of you. Let me rephrase that: America needs more of you softie foreigners breaking our falls regardless of the physical damage you do-gooders do. What in God's name are you "people" made of? Men are the ones who do the hard falling, so always being there to break them yourself is right out of George Michael's biography. So many of us need you at blue-collar jobs, and drunks need to fall on a bitch anywhere. You swoop in and break my crash and run off because you don't think blacked-out rape is socially acceptable.

I like you. How's about you dox me, come on over, and get shot through the heart by your idol. I leave my doors unlocked when I'm home, praying like a Marine who wants to hurry up and kill someone. Or just keep sitting on your boney ass typing out more anchor threads. That's right, your retarded threads will sink soon enough, and you might be the only poster to break their predictable falls by posting some more stupid shit...



SSS
- your garbage needs to be stuffed in the same dumpster I threw you into before lighting the impressive fire

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Aaaand another couple of threads made while my thread was already up for you. This means that you didn't break the fall of this thread, you lobbed more spam on top of it, which means your chosen nic is a lie, making you an elementary troll.

Spam trollop. You just recently enrolled here and made 15 threads in such a short time. In short, you're short and already clumsily exposed yourself. Real trolls slide into on-line communities getting the info they want before pressing the red button. You? You need to re-enroll into a proper internet How-To-Troll school - avoid the one you failed out of.

You're a cheap flim-flammer, not a real flamer you fucking Meltdown spammer whose 15 threads need to be either deleted or put in their proper places - in a flaming paper bag to set on your mother's porch because she's given you the Evil Blood treatment and wants nothing to do with your desperate needs for attention, like you've proven here, faggot. Now pick up your shit, which is all you have, and GTFO...



SSS
- "I break my falls with my hip, so I'm bound to a creaky old chair with nothing else but to spam-troll the entire internet." ~ Breakdance

 

[X]

He's what you hope to be when you grow hair (:

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Oh, look what I just noticed - you dwell much further East than we Americans. In short, you sad creature from the bowels of the UK, where white people are just about extinct. Or possibly Oz where they made a fairly recent law that you bumpkins could no longer hunt Aborigines, so your country's niggers piece of the pie chart is growing!

Any goddamn way, you're posting at a time when everyone is out, looking to get drunk and laid while you just keep sittin' on that creeky wooden chair, spamming a small site on the best hours of common weeks, loser...



SSS
- how many threads will you spend your weekend making here???

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

He's what you hope to be when you grow hair (:

He wishes he was me for obvious reasons, retard, my bitches all have great hair. When women walk past me I look at their hair before their flat white asses. If her hair shines as magnificently as my jump boots, well, you know where I'm goin' with that one...

SSS
- ahw jeauh

 

[X]

LMAO .. of course you do you Egg :LMAO2::LMAO2::LMAO2:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

No way you’re hitting that SSS, chicks like that don’t date short men...

 

[X]

Hey @SirSuperSouthern
There has been a few instances in your posts where you steer towards having an affinity towards 80's Electro... this true ?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shaddap, fartcloud, because it's occurred me as to what is happening on this board. It's pretty old school to spam up some joint to see if the mods there are laughably underqualified to do their necessary mopping, or actually need a braille board to keep up. Jesus. An old Legionnaire has succeeded...



SSS
- *tips hat*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

No way you’re hitting that SSS, chicks like that don’t date short men...

Short men are called "manlets". You gotta be 6' or taller, or you're a manlet, according to 4chan. The fucked up part about Anonymous is that they then turn right around and post pics like this or much, much worse:

Sits well with me...



SSS
- when the fuck is Christmas?

 

[Breakfall]

Breakfall - the world needs more of you. Let me rephrase that: America needs more of you softie foreigners breaking our falls regardless of the physical damage you do-gooders do. What in God's name are you "people" made of? Men are the ones who do the hard falling, so always being there to break them yourself is right out of George Michael's biography. So many of us need you at blue-collar jobs, and drunks need to fall on a bitch anywhere. You swoop in and break my crash and run off because you don't think blacked-out rape is socially acceptable.

I like you. How's about you dox me, come on over, and get shot through the heart by your idol. I leave my doors unlocked when I'm home, praying like a Marine who wants to hurry up and kill someone. Or just keep sitting on your boney ass typing out more anchor threads. That's right, your retarded threads will sink soon enough, and you might be the only poster to break their predictable falls by posting some more stupid shit...



SSS
- your garbage needs to be stuffed in the same dumpster I threw you into before lighting the impressive fire

You fucking bag of wind. Piss orf you ol’ arse-flap! Your understanding of BF and YNC innuendo is clearly of rectal assumption! There is nothing worse than a noob like yourself butting in on decade-old banter and trying to be the bright-spark of it all!

Fucker of wit!

 

[The Cuntess]

Geez @SirSuperSouthern , just when I tried to convince everyone you’re capable of behaving. For someone as good looking as you, you sure are one depraved motherfucker.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

No way you’re hitting that SSS, chicks like that don’t date short men...

Short men are called "manlets". You gotta be 6' or taller, or you're a manlet, according to 4chan. The fucked up part about Anonymous is that they then turn right around and post pics like this or much, much worse:

Sits well with me...



SSS
- when the fuck is Christmas?

Is that one of them Chinese sexy dolls??

 

[Vile_Vixen]