This fucking place has turned into a fucking dump.

[SirSuperSouthern]

#3. I misread. I was already thinking ahead that the big blind will probably fold, which is why I would raise. The big blind cannot possibly defend his big blind with that many callers behind them who may also call a raise unless they wake up with a premium hand.

You raising with a small pair after the initial player raised the blind x3 and was subsequently called by three others would make your call or re-raise re-fucking-t a r d e d.



SSS
- Which on-line site do you regularly play tournaments at?

 

[Flynn]

Hey SSS. Who exactly have I borrowed from?

Me.

Does post #351 not make my assertion crystal clear to you? No? Surprise surprise...



SSS
- I now truly believe you are a woman.

That's hilarious, under the assumption that I use beastialty as my main "flaming" weapon.

 

[Flynn]

#3. I misread. I was already thinking ahead that the big blind will probably fold, which is why I would raise. The big blind cannot possibly defend his big blind with that many callers behind them who may also call a raise unless they wake up with a premium hand.

You raising with a small pair after the initial player raised the blind x3 and was subsequently called by three others would make your call or re-raise re-fucking-t a r d e d.



SSS
- Which on-line site do you regularly play tournaments at?

Well, if I have pocket 5's through pocket 7's I'm definitely not going to flat call. I'm either 4 betting or folding. If I four bet and get callers, it depends on the texture of the flop on what I do next. If the flop is 9-K-A I'm probably folding if there's a bet. If I hit a set or an open ended straight draw I'm probably semi-bluffing up till the river depending if it's a multiway pot or not.

I've been playing on America's Card Room and GG Poker. Unfortunately, I can only play in Canada when playing on GG Poker as GG Poker is banned in Washington State.

I also play at the Red Dragon Cardroom and The Fortune Cardroom.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I am hilarious, which is why you borrowed from me while telling another poster not to borrow from anyone. Post #351. Re-re-re-read it as many times as you need to in order to understand the indisputable...



SSS
- I hope your drunken sex in LV was so good that you gave that nigger herpes.

 

[Flynn]

I am hilarious, which is why you borrowed from me while telling another poster not to borrow from anyone. Post #351. Re-re-re-read it as many times as you need to in order to understand the indisputable...



SSS
- I hope your drunken sex in LV was so good that you gave that nigger herpes.

And who did you "borrow" that from?

 

[The Scoundrel]

I am hilarious,

Mwahahahaha

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Well, if I have pocket 5's through pocket 7's I'm definitely not going to flat call. I'm either 4 betting or folding. If I four bet and get callers, it depends on the texture of the flop on what I do next. If the flop is 9-K-A I'm probably folding if there's a bet. If I hit a set or an open ended straight draw I'm probably semi-bluffing up till the river depending if it's a multiway pot or not.

Oh honey, stop it. 4 betting a raise that was already 3 bet with another three callers with a petty pair makes you one of the worst noobs I can think of when playing with real money. Or you're just a bad troll having a little fun. Either way, this just ain't your night...



SSS
- Go crash or stay up for a large PT I'd like to join you in. If we somehow wind up on the same table, don't try calling or raising me because I always play the same way - tight.

 

[Flynn]

Well, if I have pocket 5's through pocket 7's I'm definitely not going to flat call. I'm either 4 betting or folding. If I four bet and get callers, it depends on the texture of the flop on what I do next. If the flop is 9-K-A I'm probably folding if there's a bet. If I hit a set or an open ended straight draw I'm probably semi-bluffing up till the river depending if it's a multiway pot or not.

Oh honey, stop it. 4 betting a raise that was already 3 bet with another three callers with a petty pair makes you one of the worst noobs I can think of when playing with real money. Or you're just a bad troll having a little fun. Either way, this just ain't your night...



SSS
- Go crash or stay up for a large PT I'd like to join you in. If we somehow wind up on the same table, don't try calling or raising me because I always play the same way - tight.

I beg to differ. There's no way all of those players are calling a 4 bet. With a small pocket pair you're trying to narrow the field, and protect your small pocket pair. So getting to heads up play is the goal. Then you're looking for a gracious flop, turn and river.

Do you play online or do you play locally?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And who did you "borrow" that from?

Nobody near post #351 used the word "waste" until I did. Then you typed that word in the very next post after mine, accusing someone as a waste for being aaaaaaaaaaaa... wannabe! Only to fall into your own spiked pit like a dumb cunt who'd re-raise a raised pot with four players in the hand with a small pair!



SSS
- Maybe you have jet lag and are still recovering from all the booze, drugs, and wild unprotected sex you had there. Anything starting to itch?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I beg to differ. There's no way all of those players are calling a 4 bet. With a small pocket pair you're trying to narrow the field, and protect your small pocket pair. So getting to heads up play is the goal. Then you're looking for a gracious flop, turn and river.

Do you play online or do you play locally?

You're just, not, getting it. Someone there has AA, and the other three have a high pair or suited connectable cards, which is why they called the initial x3 bet. For you to then try to come over the top of all four active players by raising the initial 3 bet raise by another 4 times with a small hand tells me all I need to know about your play style and general intelligence...



SSS
- So, how much did you lose in Veg? Bracelet tournaments and floor bets combined?


*oh, and I play when I'm sober and have the time, wherever chance places me.

 

[Flynn]

And who did you "borrow" that from?

Nobody near post #351 used the word "waste" until I did. Then you typed that word in the very next post after mine, accusing someone as a waste for being aaaaaaaaaaaa... wannabe! Only to fall into your own spiked pit like a dumb cunt who'd re-raise a raised pot with four players in the hand with a small pair!



SSS
- Maybe you have jet lag and are still recovering from all the booze, drugs, and wild unprotected sex you had there. Anything starting to itch outta nowhere?

I apologize if you already claimed the word, "waste." I must have missed the memo.

I flew back home yesterday afternoon. Didn't drink or do drugs. Never do when playing the WSOP.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I saw a glimmer of hope in you, Flynn. For this very board, to be exact.

It all turned out to be a mirage that actually disheartened me. Go on, tack that onto your Wall of Awesome that I assume you have to hang framed accomplishments on, as I do myself.

I guess you're a good magician (not poker player)...



SSS
- *shakes head*

 

[Flynn]

I beg to differ. There's no way all of those players are calling a 4 bet. With a small pocket pair you're trying to narrow the field, and protect your small pocket pair. So getting to heads up play is the goal. Then you're looking for a gracious flop, turn and river.

Do you play online or do you play locally?

You're just, not, getting it. Someone there has AA, and the other three have a high pair or suited connectable cards, which is why they called the initial x3 bet. For you to then try to come over the top of all four by raising the initial 3 bet raise by another 4 times with a small hand tells me all I need to know about your play style and general intelligence...



SSS
- So, how much did you lose in Veg? Bracelet tournaments and floor bets combined?

On the other hand if I spike a set, I'm getting paid off.

Just played these events:

-$500 House Warming No limit Hold'em event
-$500 No Limit Hold'em Big event
-$1500 No Limit Hold'em 6 handed
-$3000 No Limit Hold'em
-$1500 Monster Stack No Limit Hold'em
-$800 No Limit Deep Stack Hold'em
-$3000 No Limit 6-Handed Hold'em
-$1500 Millionaire Maker No Limit Hold'em
-$2000 No Limit Hold'em
-$400 Colosuss No Limit Hold'em
-$1000 Ladies Championship No Limit Hold 'em
-$10,000 Main Event Championship

Total Buy ins: $25,700
Total Cashes: $45,516.45

 

[Lily]

I beg to differ. There's no way all of those players are calling a 4 bet. With a small pocket pair you're trying to narrow the field, and protect your small pocket pair. So getting to heads up play is the goal. Then you're looking for a gracious flop, turn and river.

Do you play online or do you play locally?

You're just, not, getting it. Someone there has AA, and the other three have a high pair or suited connectable cards, which is why they called the initial x3 bet. For you to then try to come over the top of all four by raising the initial 3 bet raise by another 4 times with a small hand tells me all I need to know about your play style and general intelligence...



SSS
- So, how much did you lose in Veg? Bracelet tournaments and floor bets combined?

On the other hand if I spike a set, I'm getting paid off.

Just played these events:

-$500 House Warming No limit Hold'em event
-$500 No Limit Hold'em Big event
-$1500 No Limit Hold'em 6 handed
-$3000 No Limit Hold'em
-$1500 Monster Stack No Limit Hold'em
-$800 No Limit Deep Stack Hold'em
-$3000 No Limit 6-Handed Hold'em
-$1500 Millionaire Maker No Limit Hold'em
-$2000 No Limit Hold'em
-$400 Colosuss No Limit Hold'em
-$1000 Ladies Championship No Limit Hold 'em
-$10,000 Main Event Championship

Total Buy ins: $25,700
Total Cashes: $45,516.45

I play Go Fish and I'm quite good at it. I will toot my own horn. Dig it?

 

[Flynn]

I saw a glimmer of hope in you, Flynn. For this very board, to be exact.

It all turned out to be a mirage that actually disheartened me. Go on, tack that onto your Wall of Awesome that I assume you have to hang framed accomplishments on, as I do myself.

I guess you're a good magician (not poker player)...



SSS
- *shakes head*

I know. You weren't the only one. For the boards sake I stepped down. The board is more important than one person. I cannot improve this forum if the majority did not want it to be better.

 

[Lily]

I saw a glimmer of hope in you, Flynn. For this very board, to be exact.

It all turned out to be a mirage that actually disheartened me. Go on, tack that onto your Wall of Awesome that I assume you have to hang framed accomplishments on, as I do myself.

I guess you're a good magician (not poker player)...



SSS
- *shakes head*

I know. You weren't the only one. For the boards sake I stepped down. The board is more important than one person. I cannot improve this forum if the majority did not want it to be better.

They don't want a fully functioning forum. They want to "win the innernets". Fucking retards.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

On the other hand if I spike a set, I'm getting paid off.

Wrong. Dead wrong. Had you raised the raise by another x4 hoping to push others out, you might! But a bet like that will make at least one of the remaining FOUR to push all-in. After your re-raise, and depending on your chip count, you'd be pot committed and have to call, and everyone there would see what cards you actually turn over. Even if you miraculously win that hand, you'd be a sitting duck everyone else couldn't wait to shoot...



SSS
- Tell me again where you play that you know I'm legally allowed to play at.

 

[Flynn]

I saw a glimmer of hope in you, Flynn. For this very board, to be exact.

It all turned out to be a mirage that actually disheartened me. Go on, tack that onto your Wall of Awesome that I assume you have to hang framed accomplishments on, as I do myself.

I guess you're a good magician (not poker player)...



SSS
- *shakes head*

I know. You weren't the only one. For the boards sake I stepped down. The board is more important than one person. I cannot improve this forum if the majority did not want it to be better.

They don't want a fully functioning forum. They want to "win the innernets". Fucking retards.

True. What "they" really want is a forum that caters to only "them." Which includes threadjacking and spamming.

 

[Flynn]

On the other hand if I spike a set, I'm getting paid off.

Wrong. Dead wrong. Had you raised the raise by another x4 hoping to push others out, you might! But a bet like that will make at least one of the remaining FOUR to push all-in. After your re-raise, and depending on your chip count, you'd be pot committed and have to call, and everyone there would see what cards you actually turn over. Even if you miraculously win that hand, you'd be a sitting duck everyone else couldn't wait to shoot...



SSS
- Tell me again where you play that you know I'm legally allowed to play at.

Eh. I'm not going to 4 bet that much. I want at least one caller in case I hit good that way I can exploit drawing hands or middle or top pair in the event I do hit a set.

I already told you where I play. I hold a weekly $150 buy in tournament on ACR if you would like an invite.

 

[The Prowler]

Jumped into this thread, only to see Flynn (pronoun: him) and Lily the Leaker still whining about their failed moderator stints.

Loooooooooooooooo-sers.

Hahahaha!!!

 

[Lily]

Jumped into this thread, only to see Flynn (pronoun: him) and Lily the Leaker still whining about their failed moderator stints.

Loooooooooooooooo-sers.

Hahahaha!!!

It's time for you to go brush your strand of hair.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Yeah Oak. It's shit cos you're here. Remember the time you were allowed into the SG staff room? It went from a chilled opium den to a full on riot. You're a pig and a shit poster.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

It went from a chilled opium den to a full on riot.

I now support Lily, no matter why or when or whateverthefuck here in Meltdown.

The Scoundrel, a Total Twat by his own reckoning, has just foolishly spewed out a backhanded compliment to this "Oak" thing for being a total twat herself, capable of wrecking shit anywhere she goes. Yep, I like her.

Everyone OK with that?




SSS
- Thank you thank you. Have a nice night.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Would you look at that... fat Lily e-sucking anyone within the vicinity who she thinks will offer support.

This bitch has no dignity whatsoever.

You need to be more creative with your fat jokes.

every day it's

Aryan fat jokes
Benzo fag lames
Countess drama whoring
Aryan the jews
Benzo fag lames
Countess your momma
Aryan the jews and fat lames

Scroll wheel is on autopilot with this level of stupidity.

I am actually looking forward to a new Blandscape post.

Is this because I brought up your obession with Benzo?

Your content basically consists of moaning about this forum and attacking Benzo.

That's it.... along with the occasional trip back down memory lane to the BH dayz, which nobody on here gives a fuck about.

You could always log out and stick to posting on the Chank forum if this place isn't to your liking?

This is because you're not very bright, which is typical of Nazis.

Thankfully, Vitriol, King Martini and Bonesaw turned up at Flea's sub forum and saved it, since before they arrived, Flea was posting things like "Happy Friday" when it was actually Thursday and discussing constipation cures with Benzo.

And you appear to be a cross-dressing homosexual, which is typical of American leftists.

Do you never get tired of gargling King Shartini's recycled breakfast?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Would you look at that... fat Lily e-sucking anyone within the vicinity who she thinks will offer support.

This bitch has no dignity whatsoever.

You need to be more creative with your fat jokes.

every day it's

Aryan fat jokes
Benzo fag lames
Countess drama whoring
Aryan the jews
Benzo fag lames
Countess your momma
Aryan the jews and fat lames

Scroll wheel is on autopilot with this level of stupidity.

I am actually looking forward to a new Blandscape post.

Is this because I brought up your obession with Benzo?

Your content basically consists of moaning about this forum and attacking Benzo.

That's it.... along with the occasional trip back down memory lane to the BH dayz, which nobody on here gives a fuck about.

You could always log out and stick to posting on the Chank forum if this place isn't to your liking?

Hi. Could YOU explain your obsession with Lily as you like to point out that everyone else is "obsessed" with someone else?

That's what I thought, bitch.

WTF are you talking about?

Why is it if I focus my attention on someone for whatever reason, I'm supposedly "obsessed", but when you do (and burst a blood vessel in the process) it's different?

 

[Adam Hitler]

- I now truly believe you are a woman.

So even you don't know it's gender?

Flim said you were both involved in the same ritual sacrifice e-ceremonies on BH and that you had shared with each other your most intimate fears and desires.

Now it turns out that you don't know whether it's a shim or not either.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jumped into this thread, only to see Flynn (pronoun: him) and Lily the Leaker still whining about their failed moderator stints.

Loooooooooooooooo-sers.

Hahahaha!!!

I'm gonna start calling Flim "it" to save the confusion.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jumped into this thread, only to see Flynn (pronoun: him) and Lily the Leaker still whining about their failed moderator stints.

Loooooooooooooooo-sers.

Hahahaha!!!

It's time for you to go brush your strand of hair.

Imagine being morbidly obese and mocking a guy for being bald.

Hey fat ass, men losing their hair is something they can't help, you being a grotesque blob of quivering whale blubber on the other hand, is all on you and your poor lifestyle.

 

[BadBrad]

Quitting smoking today Day 1, I bought nicorette patches, plan on putting on one. Last cigarette was at 5am. Putting on a patch on rn, 815am.

 

[Omnipotent]

Quitting smoking today Day 1, I bought nicorette patches, plan on putting on one. Last cigarette was at 5am. Putting on a patch on rn, 815am.

It is the 3rd day that you have to go through. ... nicotine lozenge is better. Anyway, well done. Be Brave!