No, dummy, it's my bone club, that I use to knock the tard out of you. I feel that this process may take a long while.
First lesson: Private Messages:
"A private message (PM) is a message that is only viewable by a specific recipient or group of people. PMs are also known as direct messages (DMs) or personal messages."
Second Lesson: Search Results:
"Search results are a list of web pages, videos, images, or other online resources that a search engine displays in response to a user's query."
See the difference, jack?