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<blockquote data-quote="Blandscape" data-source="post: 463103" data-attributes="member: 1124">Dat there Nurse Dovey fellow seems quite content in the knowledge dat he is contented when I try to sell him the baby Jesus' crotch sweat, from the actual crucifixion.... on e-bay, but seems unable to acknowledge why he never made sense of the faith he seems to have in himself, when discussing the faith he has in himself.I managed to get a hold through a bloke I know who serves in the Swiss Guards, and whom I ironically met in Switzerland in 2011, a large portion of the actual Turin Shroud. I am selling segments of said for $399.99 on eBay in 1cm Squared novelty boxes.Any evangelicals in the know in regard to their own absolute faith should PM me. Diss is a once a millennial offer, and runs out on 31st January, 2022.For another $24.99 I can provide a framed certificate from Martin Luther's great, great, great, great (up to 500 years), great grandson on his Uncles Aunties side, also called Martin, who now lives in Cambuslang, and who assures me Martin Luther believed that the shroud was an artefact that he personally acknowledged as Jesus' death shroud. And in no way considered it an indulgence. Indeed in his Ninety Five theses, he specifically mentioned the Turin Shroud and it's 4P's marketing value.You fucking fruit loop American zealots should contact me at your earliest convenience, I accept PP and most major credit cards.I look forward to hearing from ye.You too can own Jesus' death sweat.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Blandscape, post: 463103, member: 1124"] Dat there Nurse Dovey fellow seems quite content in the knowledge dat he is contented when I try to sell him the baby Jesus' crotch sweat, from the actual crucifixion.... on e-bay, but seems unable to acknowledge why he never made sense of the faith he seems to have in himself, when discussing the faith he has in himself. I managed to get a hold through a bloke I know who serves in the Swiss Guards, and whom I ironically met in Switzerland in 2011, a large portion of the actual Turin Shroud. I am selling segments of said for $399.99 on eBay in 1cm Squared novelty boxes. Any evangelicals in the know in regard to their own absolute faith should PM me. Diss is a once a millennial offer, and runs out on 31st January, 2022. For another $24.99 I can provide a framed certificate from Martin Luther's great, great, great, great (up to 500 years), great grandson on his Uncles Aunties side, also called Martin, who now lives in Cambuslang, and who assures me Martin Luther believed that the shroud was an artefact that he [B]personally[/B] acknowledged as Jesus' death shroud. And in no way considered it an indulgence. Indeed in his Ninety Five theses, he specifically mentioned the Turin Shroud and it's 4P's marketing value. You fucking fruit loop American zealots should contact me at your earliest convenience, I accept PP and most major credit cards. I look forward to hearing from ye. You too can own Jesus' death sweat. [/QUOTE]

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