Thoughts On The Spy Balloon?

The 'Murican government lies about everything always so until proven otherwise (and by proven I don't mean "sources in the intelligence community" or what the fuck ever bullshit attribution they're using this week) I'm going to presume it's anything but what they say it is.
 
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It’s the return of the messiah, on your knees herds of lemmings.