Trolling angles, topics, techniques, and personal faves

[Seamajor]

Seabooby, it's weird that you are now so impressed with Freuds trolling when I'm fairly confident you were the last person to understand DD.

You were hysterically warning me about Freud and how dangerous he was. I clearly remember thinking...."gotdamn, Freud drug his kill in and it's just flopping around spewing blood and piss all over the nice new floor".

Where the fuck do you think you are, boy? Love shack?

Lulz.

Im neither an addicted mother in rehab, nor do I have 4 kids with 4 different partners, and forever chasing them for money. Not to mention being stuck broke and stupid, and dependent on others.
Some life

 

[Seamajor]

Supporting the President.

Joe Biden?

Biden’s in contention Sea...haven’t you heard the latest? Cheaters never win in the end.

I like you amigo. Why do you support someone who is responsible for almost 300,000 deaths. Who flat does t give a shit? Hes fuckEd my country over, not to mention everything he’s touched. The US Deficient is more than the US economy. Now as broke as he is.

 

[Breakfall]

Supporting the President.

Joe Biden?

Biden’s in contention Sea...haven’t you heard the latest? Cheaters never win in the end.

I like you amigo. Why do you support someone who is responsible for almost 300,000 deaths. Who flat does t give a shit? Hes fuckEd my country over, not to mention everything he’s touched. The US Deficient is more than the US economy. Now as broke as he is.

I like you too my friend, but you can’t blame Trump for China’s incompetence...c’mon?! This caught many countries by surprise.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm going to talk about my greatest trolling achievement AGAIN, still brings an evil grin to my face...
I knew my time at DocumentingReality was quickly coming to an end having made sworn enemies of just about all of them on there so I got to thinking about ways I could go out in a blaze of glory...
There was a couple of them that made troll accounts at my parent board at the time theYNC to try and cause shit there when it hit me, post my DR password on theYNC and surely one of those gimps would use it to get me banned (posting porn is not allowed as the owner got banned in court from owning porn sites due to the "gore for porn" scandal where troops gave him pics of dead bodies for free memberships) so it would've been "dead" easy for them to use my account to post xxx pics and get me banned...
So I did it knowing that they might use a vpn to log on to my account but banking on their previous "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" form I thought the odds were surely in my favour that they wouldn't...
Soooo the next day on theYNC "what have you done to my account you fucking cunt!" bahahahahaaaa my plan worked 100%! I got banned and so did one of them for yep, you guessed it, POSTING PORN on my account!:LMAO:
Shared IPs will get you banned as if you done it on your own account, that little dweeb learned a lesson that day and got shat on from a great height... :EvilOne2:

 

[Seamajor]

Supporting the President.

Joe Biden?

Biden’s in contention Sea...haven’t you heard the latest? Cheaters never win in the end.

I like you amigo. Why do you support someone who is responsible for almost 300,000 deaths. Who flat does t give a shit? Hes fuckEd my country over, not to mention everything he’s touched. The US Deficient is more than the US economy. Now as broke as he is.

I like you too my friend, but you can’t blame Trump for China’s incompetence...c’mon?! This caught many countries by surprise.

China? As I understand Trump owes a billion dollars to Chinese banks.

 

[Frood]

Supporting the President.

Joe Biden?

Biden’s in contention Sea...haven’t you heard the latest? Cheaters never win in the end.

I like you amigo. Why do you support someone who is responsible for almost 300,000 deaths. Who flat does t give a shit? Hes fuckEd my country over, not to mention everything he’s touched. The US Deficient is more than the US economy. Now as broke as he is.

I like you too my friend, but you can’t blame Trump for China’s incompetence...c’mon?! This caught many countries by surprise.

China? As I understand Trump owes a billion dollars to Chinese banks.

You've been fed shit, political mushroom...

 

[LotusBud]

Back on topic:

I love baiting closet Pooftasexuals like BEnzover to inadvertently blurt out their deep seated anxieties, and shame, while making arses of themselves in the process.

Frood, you pitched a tent and camped out in your living room.
You have a stockpile of goods in your basement (he's a prepper) even Ice would be proud of.
You holler about the end of the world every six months.
And you have a male sugar daddy.
Folks! Put two and 2 together, and know Froodle Poodle is no threat.

Arms Dealer Brat is a prepper? LMAO. Figures.

 

[Dove]

Seabooby, it's weird that you are now so impressed with Freuds trolling when I'm fairly confident you were the last person to understand DD.

You were hysterically warning me about Freud and how dangerous he was. I clearly remember thinking...."gotdamn, Freud drug his kill in and it's just flopping around spewing blood and piss all over the nice new floor".

Where the fuck do you think you are, boy? Love shack?

Lulz.

Im neither an addicted mother in rehab, nor do I have 4 kids with 4 different partners, and forever chasing them for money. Not to mention being stuck broke and stupid, and dependent on others.
Some life

So you are just jealous than.

Lulz.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Dr Pepper once asked me if I knew anyone that could organise him a gun, because he felt threatened by particular individuals. I immediately became a bit suss, thinking I was being set-up, and went into some detail about the value of 3D- gun printing and the like and how I wanted to inject cynaide into the Coffin Cheater’s (Bikie Gang) water supply myself being the clandestine soldier that I am.

I think good trolling is inventive trolling. Create a good mix of drama, some angst and plenty humour. At the end of the day is all about a bit of larrikinism and Karenism (minus the insanity)...

Da fuq? Is that when Dilf and me were trolling the guy. :LOL1:

He was supposedly an ex copper so I understand your hesitancy.

 

[Blazor]

One of the better trolls in recent memory consists in Dove hanging her erstwhile two-bit lover King Martini's Switch portable video game console over a toilet bowl and threatening to cut the thread with a pair of scissors and then posting a photo of the electronic device's mortal predicament on a forum.

Yep.

I hated hearing all that drama over and over. But that part, that part never gets old hahaha. I laughed so hard at that, and is still the best moment in that whole ordeal lol.

 

[Blazor]

Supporting the President.

Wanna fly flags with me this weekend? I've got 3 Confederate flags and a Trump 2020 flag we can wave on an interstate overpass bridge :Grin3:

 

[Dove]

One of the better trolls in recent memory consists in Dove hanging her erstwhile two-bit lover King Martini's Switch portable video game console over a toilet bowl and threatening to cut the thread with a pair of scissors and then posting a photo of the electronic device's mortal predicament on a forum.

Yep.

I hated hearing all that drama over and over. But that part, that part never gets old hahaha. I laughed so hard at that, and is still the best moment in that whole ordeal lol.

It was hilarious lol.

That horrible and ridiculous shit was gonna be blathered on the internet whether I wanted it to be or not. I tried ignoring it. It was nonstop.

So I figured I would try to at least insert humor into it. Lulz.

That pic almost became a whole series.

 

[Frood]

It's not really an angle, but pointing out to women that they're biologically not equipped to write entertaining flames, trolls, music, comedy, or novels is an angle which is a non angle...

 

[Breakfall]

It's not really an angle, but pointing out to women that they're biologically not equipped to write entertaining flames, trolls, music, comedy, or novels is an angle which is a non angle...

It’s called “the angle of the dangle”... :Grin3:

 

[Frood]

Double entendre... always a sure-fire winner...

 

[Frood]

Anything pizza preference related... so easy to break a standard forum that way.

Anything feet related... people have a weird aversion towards other people's feet.

 

[Dove]

Anything pizza preference related... so easy to break a standard forum that way.

Anything feet related... people have a weird aversion towards other people's feet.

That foot thing was fun and hilarious lol

 

[Frood]

Anything pizza preference related... so easy to break a standard forum that way.

Anything feet related... people have a weird aversion towards other people's feet.

That foot thing was fun and hilarious lol

How many people started posting toe and feet pics in the end? :Grin3:

And the disgust was equal in measure.

 

[Dove]

Anything pizza preference related... so easy to break a standard forum that way.

Anything feet related... people have a weird aversion towards other people's feet.

That foot thing was fun and hilarious lol

How many people started posting toe and feet pics in the end? :Grin3:

And the disgust was equal in measure.

I know I did lol

 

[Frood]

Blurt, you, me, Poofer, a few of the girls like Lemon... Vitriol... it was Toemageddon....

 

[Alticus]

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