Truth-time: I am Dr. Bartholomew Zanick, the alluded Michigan Abortionist

[Whomever]

I was told that revealing an official member's private information on the board constitutes a rule violation. This understanding must be restated on my account, as my private information has been revealed by Dove. I am truly quite fond of Dove (and I have tried to make her aware of this) and I do not wish for her mistreatment despite my harrowing experience.

But can you imagine finding out your intended abortionist belongs to this community? I would not let such a man inside me to gather my biological material. Not even a being divine would be suitable. This is a person's livelihood she exposes in poor light. Were I created possessing rather your constitution, I might consider legal action.

What I would enjoy rather, is a threat that is punitively intended in causing emotional distress (think in terms of a harsh lesson spanking). Privilege me as witness to her sincerest shame. I have an acute taste for the sincerity of a human's shame, much of which becomes the angel's caviar.

I realize that my request may come across as distasteful (according to a simple, terrestrial ethic) but you must remember that I am invoking only the enforcement of a rule for my protection, and enjoying such without imposing myself.

 

[Whomever]

Dove, you will notice that my post here is HIPAA compliant. I expect reciprocal discretion from you as a courtesy.

 

[Dove]

Is this because I meeped on your last thread?

 

[Whomever]

Please do not reveal my private information again. I am counting the offenses so that your administrative punishment exceeds what is considered for just once.

 

[Dove]

Sounds good.

 

[Whomever]

I feel harassed by you as well, but there is no rule against this on the forum. However, I may put in a word with my boss.

 

[Dove]

It feels kinda good though, doesn't it?

Kinda confusing and painful at first, but then a warm tingle. Like a morning shit sorta.

 

[realgrimm]

So first you use a trigger to provoke Dove to admit you are her local now your stating where your located..

thats the definition of PI

 

[Gutterballs]

i feel like i'm in the Twilight Zone right now:)

 

[Whomever]

So first you use a trigger to provoke Dove to admit you are her local now your stating where your located..

thats the definition of PI

I think that if you were to review all relevant text with candor and care and apply adequate reason, you would find I have committed no such offense. I cannot confirm or deny whether Dove also lives in Michigan. I have no relationship or familiarity. If I do, I cannot correspond her location for the board according to ethics clauses which have been devised first by my boss, then the doctors' bosses, and finally, this forum.

 

[Dove]

Weren't you offering abortions to anyone who wanted one in your OP?

 

[Whomever]

This is correct. There is no forum rule saying that a licensed healthcare provider may not benefit from your forum traffic toward the refinement of all healing everywhere. In no way was I seeking the revealing of any present or past treatment any person may have received, or not. This is a service I offer to everyone and it is nontransactional.

 

[Dove]

So what's the problem?

 

[Whomever]

Mostly the way your species is breeding. This is not what we had in mind when we instilled the conditions for thriving. There is entirely too much, and too many endorse it. Some of you have noticed, but they have not been taken seriously and they have failed to take the required action to rectify this.

 

[Dove]

You instilled the conditions for thriving?

So then you gave men a ridiculous sex drive and didnt think about how that could cause a lot of "breeding"?

And this can be remedied by visiting Bastard Facory and offering free abortions?'

Why not set up a sterilization tent or a bus or something and just sterilize people for free? It would probably be a lot effective than hoping some random knocked up woman on forums is will hit you up for a back ally forum abortion.

Seems your administration doesnt plan very well.

You're welcome.

 

[Whomever]

You offer a paltry, human perspective on the particulars but we handle these things in broad strokes and the idea is that this would be okay if we granted you autonomy. Admittedly, God opened himself up to this possibility but he was really hopeful after his book was released.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

This is correct. There is no forum rule saying that a licensed healthcare provider may not benefit from your forum traffic toward the refinement of all healing everywhere. In no way was I seeking the revealing of any present or past treatment any person may have received, or not. This is a service I offer to everyone and it is

Oh hi super Slob

 

[Dove]

Well, I'm not the one trying to solve population problems by offering back ally abortions on a forum because while I was setting up the conditions to thrive....I planned very poorly and fucked it up.

But good luck, mang.

I would cast my net on craigslist if I was gonna do it the hardest and most ineffective way imaginable.....but you do you.

 

[realgrimm]

After Dove confirmed you share the same name as her private doctor ,and even you mentioned you were familiar with her in your first post, its quite evident your on the grift or a doctor putting his whole career in jeopardy breaking doctor patient privilage on an open forum ..

PI such as names, locations and anything distinctive enough to bring issues to peoples real everyday lives... were not like that here and this isnt a White Knight situation its a safety issue for members and a deterent from curious lurkers who are on the fence about breaking the ice and begin contributing..

I'm for real here I wont have it , not on this board..

any member, lurker , non paid contributer or elite and you need anything removed or see something infringing on someones anonymity IRL can anon report or even message me and itll be addressed.. thanx all

 

[Whomever]

Read again. I did not know who Dove was when I first saw her username, which was after my first post. Again: read it again, closely this time, and you will see that I am being forthright with you in expectation of your professional courtesy. It does not matter if I posted my name, she identified the state of my residence and I know well that it is not okay for her to repost it, as you removed it from this title despite no reference to her. You must enforce the rules on behalf of a newcomer, or none of your members are safe from anybody.

 

[realgrimm]

Read again. I did not know who Dove was when I first saw her username, which was after my first post. Again: read it again, closely this time, and you will see that I am being forthright with you in expectation of your professional courtesy. It does not matter if I posted my name, she identified the state of my residence and I know well that it is not okay for her to repost it, as you removed it from this title despite no reference to her. You must enforce the rules on behalf of a newcomer, or none of your members are safe from anybody.

I stand corrected, as upon further review noticed it wasnt you who devulged the location it was @Dove

PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.

Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?

When I was 19, I had an abortion. It really traumatized me. I took it really hard for a very long time, even attempted suicide over it.

When i was having my very regrettable fling with Poofturd, i told him about it in detail. Even down to my pro life advocacy and who the abortionist I saw was.

Take a wild guess what that abortionists name was. Bartholomew Zanick.

If you Google Zanick, you will see he is an abortion provider in Michigan.

So this is yet another desperate and pathetic attempt to get my attention since I put him on ignore here.

Gross, isnt it?

I'm not calling it out because I'm mad or upset. It's just boring, predictable and a bit disturbing. Bleh.

I expect there will be some pretty psychotic extinction bursts coming. Keep this in mind when he is ranting playing victim.

 

[Whomever]

This is appreciated and I feel a sense of relief.

 

[The Countess]

Read again. I did not know who Dove was when I first saw her username, which was after my first post. Again: read it again, closely this time, and you will see that I am being forthright with you in expectation of your professional courtesy. It does not matter if I posted my name, she identified the state of my residence and I know well that it is not okay for her to repost it, as you removed it from this title despite no reference to her. You must enforce the rules on behalf of a newcomer, or none of your members are safe from anybody.

I stand corrected, as upon further review noticed it wasnt you who devulged the location it was @Dove

PS, can you honestly say whether or not, you have ever in your life swallowed "Too much sperm"? A simple yes or no, will suffice.

Jesus....that statement was a bit risqué for the likes of you...you been drinking?

When I was 19, I had an abortion. It really traumatized me. I took it really hard for a very long time, even attempted suicide over it.

When i was having my very regrettable fling with Poofturd, i told him about it in detail. Even down to my pro life advocacy and who the abortionist I saw was.

Take a wild guess what that abortionists name was. Bartholomew Zanick.

If you Google Zanick, you will see he is an abortion provider in Michigan.

So this is yet another desperate and pathetic attempt to get my attention since I put him on ignore here.

Gross, isnt it?

I'm not calling it out because I'm mad or upset. It's just boring, predictable and a bit disturbing. Bleh.

I expect there will be some pretty psychotic extinction bursts coming. Keep this in mind when he is ranting playing victim.

As she usually does :facepalm:

 

[The Countess]

This is appreciated and I feel a sense of relief.

can I get a referral? This will be my tenth, btw

 

[realgrimm]

can I get the leftovers please

 

[Whomever]

My understanding is that I am findable via Google. Please make an appointment with my assistant. You may call her "Audrey" and she is an agreeable human in most circumstances.

 

[Whomever]

I am afraid I retain all extracted biological material for nonhuman activities ordained by your God.

 

[The Countess]

My understanding is that I am findable via Google. Please make an appointment with my assistant. You may call her "Audrey" and she is an agreeable human in most circumstances.

I’m sorry your services were advertised on a troll forum. Some people have no damn sense

 

[RAVEN]

Can you perform one on this? :LMAO:

 

[Whomever]

I’m sorry your services were advertised on a troll forum. Some people have no damn sense

Your sympathies are appreciated, Countess. However, I am unperturbed. There are places in your world where more abortions happen, and I know a few with better weather than where I am currently performing abortions. In any case, my mission does not exclude the lives of trolls, whom God has a plan for (if not abortion).

I must commend you for your enthusiasm in seeking treatment for your chronic condition. We do not wish humans to stop getting pregnant; only we object to your completing this cycle. When you reach your third dozen, you will enjoy canonization living. You could say this is a new intervention that hearkens back to a better time when there were not so many of you.