Vaccine is bad juju

[Admin.]

 

[Alticus]

Got my flu shot and COVID booster a few days ago. I woke up today with big abdominal pain and dizziness that won't seem to go away despite taking the Advil. Don't know if the symptoms are related to the injections because I've felt this way before.

 

[Admin.]

Got my flu shot and COVID booster a few days ago. I woke up today with big abdominal pain and dizziness that won't seem to go away despite taking the Advil. Don't know if the symptoms are related to the injections because I've felt this way before.

Its probably just morning sickness, it’ll pass

 

[Lily]

Got my flu shot and COVID booster a few days ago. I woke up today with big abdominal pain and dizziness that won't seem to go away despite taking the Advil. Don't know if the symptoms are related to the injections because I've felt this way before.

Are you going to see your doctor about these symptoms?

 

[Alticus]

Are you going to see your doctor about these symptoms?

He retired recently.

 

[Lily]

He retired recently.

How about a new doc?

 

[Alticus]

How about a new doc?

2 year waiting list in my province. I just saw that ridiculous report. I'll have a few words.

 

[Lily]

2 year waiting list in my province. I just saw that ridiculous report. I'll have a few words.

Just to go to a regular visit? No urgent or emergency care?

 

[Alticus]

Just to go to a regular visit? No urgent or emergency care?

If I go the ER I'll be sitting there for like 8 hours as a non-emergency. Our hospitals here run a real tight ship. There are so many who show up in there for stupid reasons like a black eye, too much to drink or took too many pills. I know from experience because I used to be one. I once took 60 Gravol/Dramamine one night to get high and it tightened my muscles up so much I couldn't urinate, but since I didn't have enough urine in my bladder to be considered an emergency. I sat there for like 6+ hours and finally got a catheter. I know that this is a different thing but still they won't do anything. You have to be really messed up to get taken seriously.

 

[Lily]

If I go the ER I'll be sitting there for like 8 hours as a non-emergency. Our hospitals here run a real tight ship. There are so many who show up in there for stupid reasons like a black eye, too much to drink or took too many pills. I know from experience because I used to be one. I once took 60 Gravol/Dramamine one night to get high and it tightened my muscles up so much I couldn't urinate, but since I didn't have enough urine in my bladder to be considered an emergency. I sat there for like 6+ hours and finally got a catheter. I know that this is a different thing but still they won't do anything. You have to be really messed up to get taken seriously.

Well, I do agree that people shouldn't go to the doctor's for stupid reasons, like a cold or a black eye.

Can you call in to an advice nurse? We have those here. You call in and they ask a series of questions. If they think you should be seen, they'll make sure you are...

 

[Alticus]

Well, I do agree that people shouldn't go to the doctor's for stupid reasons, like a cold or a black eye.

Can you call in to an advice nurse? We have those here. You call in and they ask a series of questions. If they think you should be seen, they'll make sure you are...

That's an idea. If my father were still alive I know exactly what he'd stay. "Son I love but you're being pansy."

 

[Lily]

That's an idea. If my father were still alive I know exactly what he'd stay. "Son I love but you're being pansy."

I thought about how often you're high, after you said you experienced this before. I wonder if it's related. I don't know if you eat gummies or smoke. But thought...could that be it?

 

[Alticus]

I thought about how often you're high, after you said you experienced this before. I wonder if it's related. I don't know if you eat gummies or smoke. But thought...could that be it?

I don't smoke cigarettes anymore but yeah, my diet sucks and I light up almost every day. I eat a lot of surgary foods but never gummy foods. Before my doctor retired my blood tests showed no signs of diabetes but that doesn't mean I should be eating so carelessly either. I think what I need is a little more self-discipline.

 

[Lily]

I don't smoke cigarettes anymore but yeah, my diet sucks and I light up almost every day. I eat a lot of surgary foods but never gummy foods. Before my doctor retired my blood tests showed no signs of diabetes but that doesn't mean I should be eating so carelessly either. I think what I need is a little more self-discipline.

I would start small. Minor changes.

 

[Alticus]

I would start small. Minor changes.

I've got to make a stronger effort live better. I'm not old but I'm not young anymore either.

 

[Lily]

I've got to make a stronger effort live better. I'm not old but I'm not young anymore either.

Just do the easy stuff first, cut out processed foods, for example.

Make it easy on yourself, buy pre-cut veggies for example...a lot of people don't like prepping, saves time.

 

[Alticus]

Just do the easy stuff first, cut out processed foods, for example.

Make it easy on yourself, buy pre-cut veggies for example...a lot of people don't like prepping, saves time.

Thank you Lily, I really appreciate your advice.

 

[Lily]

Thank you Lily, I really appreciate your advice.

You're welcome. I used to try to change a lot of things all at once. It becomes overwhelming. I have been successful by taking baby steps and making them pretty permanent changes. I'm not yet where I want to be, but I'm well on my way.

 

[The Prowler]

You people disgust me.

 

[Admin.]

You people disgust me.

Shhhh get some rest.

 

[Lily]

 

[Alticus]

You people disgust me.

What?! What can we do to get back in your good graces? PLEASE tell us master!

 

[Lily]

What?! What can we do to get back in your good graces? PLEASE tell us master!

I can't make his hair grow back!

 

[Alticus]

I can't make his hair grow back!

Our lives are officially over then. Without Prowler nothing in life makes sense. We have no leader!

 

[Lily]

Our lives are officially over then. Without Prowler nothing in life makes sense. We have no leader!

We will never be the same.

 

[Admin.]

Our lives are officially over then. Without Prowler nothing in life makes sense. We have no leader!

Let’s go commit some crimes!

 

[Alticus]

We will never be the same.

I'm tearing up right now. I can't believe we disgust a man of such stature.

 

[Admin.]

I'm tearing up right now. I can't believe we disgust a man of such stature.

After my last move, I have no idea where my Seppuku sword is at darn it.

 

[Lily]

After my last move, I have no idea where my Seppuku sword, darn it.

Hold your breath until you turn blue and pass out. With any luck, you'll crack your head open on a corner of the coffee table.

Your honor will be restored.

 

[Admin.]

Hold your breath until you turn blue and pass out. With any luck, you'll crack your head open on a corner of the coffee table.

Your honor will be restored.

Bonsai!